This didn't come from FOF

Solecismic · 10-07-2004, 01:16 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/10/06/sie....ap/index.html

And some of you think my one-year suspensions are a bit odd.

Young Drachma · 10-07-2004, 01:19 AM

Wow..some wacky stories out of the NFL lately.

TLK · 10-07-2004, 01:23 AM

this thread would've been better.... had it been titled: Whatever happened to Cole Ford?

:edit: I can't spell tonight....

kingfc22 · 10-07-2004, 01:24 AM

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.

BigJohn&TheLions · 10-07-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by kingfc22

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.

Those whacky Raiders... What'll they think of next!

And Jim... Please don't get any ideas... Tobacco withdrawl syndrome is bad enough...

Solecismic · 10-07-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

this thread would've been better.... had it been titled: Whatever happened to Cryzayschahaeg Paerlkiwriuwicz?

:edit: I can't spell tonight....

I suppose you're right, but it was hard enough to convince the guy that shooting at Sigfried and Roy's house was a good career move.

Ksyrup · 10-07-2004, 07:03 AM

Laces out, Roy!

JeeberD · 10-07-2004, 07:09 AM

I always knew that Cole Ford was bad news...

MizzouRah · 10-07-2004, 07:10 AM

Since when has Jim started a thread that didn't read: TCY or FOF?

Todd

kcchief19 · 10-07-2004, 09:28 AM

I think that should be a suspension in FOF ...

Raiders kicker Cole Ford has been suspended for one-year for violating the league's strict policy against assaulting Las Vegas entertainers.

MrBug708 · 10-07-2004, 12:53 PM

No, he's a Trojan

Maple Leafs · 10-07-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kingfc22

Ah it's just another Oakland Raider.

See, if it had been a Bengal, that would have been irony.

Qwikshot · 10-07-2004, 01:27 PM

Ray Finkle where have you gone?

EagleFan · 10-07-2004, 01:29 PM

...and he couldn't even hit what he was shooting at...

BigJohn&TheLions · 10-07-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

...and he couldn't even hit what he was shooting at...

Authorities are also questioning Scott Norwood since several shots were wide right.

yabanci · 10-07-2004, 02:39 PM

I just hope Sebastian Janakowski doesn't try to gun down Penn and Teller. He's been doing pretty well for the Raiders lately.

EagleFan · 10-07-2004, 03:12 PM

Oddly, this kind of reminds me of a comic that I saw last year at the Comedy Stop. The skit was about people who get killed in odd ways and the question was just how badly was God trying to kill them. How many failed attempts led to their eventual demise?

First, an attack by a tiger. Now an ex-NFL kicker taking shots outside their home. I think God has a contract out on one of them.

rkmsuf · 12-08-2004, 02:32 PM

He could go right out there and kick tomorrow if the phone rang from the NFL .

Senator · 12-08-2004, 02:32 PM

Former Oakland Raiders kicker Cole Ford, who faces charges in connection wtith a Sept. 21 drive-by shooting at the home of magicians Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn, appears Monday in Las Vegas Justice Court. A judge scheduled a Dec. 17 preliminary hearing for Ford, whose attorneys have requested that he undergo a mental evaluation. Photo by Gary Thompson.

Pyser · 12-08-2004, 02:52 PM

looks like that kicker is on the jason giambi training method.

cant wait to see one of my players actually get suspended for attacking a vegas entertainer, which i hear can now happen. sweet.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 03:03 PM

Fargo Times: Saturday February 23rd 2011
Former FOFC Member Sovereignstar emerged from over 6 years in seclusion this morning, muttering about how electricity and humor drove him to a life of ice fishing and scribbling "that was stupid" on the wall of his cabin. Authorities say that although no crime was commited, it was perhaps in the young mans best interest to be removed from his 6 year solitude by force when upon getting a telgram from his loved ones he began ranting about how "damn people have the worst friggin grammar i've ever seen, sons of bitches!@!@!" and proceeded to stomp and stomp until his shanty shack started to slowly sink into the frozen lake it sat on.

sovereignstar · 12-08-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Fargo Times: Saturday February 23rd 2011
Former FOFC Member Sovereignstar emerged from over 6 years in seclusion this morning, muttering about how electricity and humor drove him to a life of ice fishing and scribbling "that was stupid" on the wall of his cabin. Authorities say that although no crime was commited, it was perhaps in the young mans best interest to be removed from his 6 year solitude by force when upon getting a telgram from his loved ones he began ranting about how "damn people have the worst friggin grammar i've ever seen, sons of bitches!@!@!" and proceeded to stomp and stomp until his shanty shack started to slowly sink into the frozen lake it sat on.

I hate ice fishing.

rkmsuf · 12-08-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I hate ice fishing.

It's not fishing. They should call it ice waiting. You just drop your line through the ice and wait.

Actually they should call it ice flag chasing. You just wait for a flag to go up and go get the fish.

Chief Rum · 12-08-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Someone get that man a sports bra! Where's Meatloaf when you need him?

10-07-2004, 01:19 AM	#2
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Wow..some wacky stories out of the NFL lately. __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

10-07-2004, 01:23 AM	#3
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	this thread would've been better.... had it been titled: Whatever happened to Cole Ford? :edit: I can't spell tonight.... Last edited by TLK : 10-07-2004 at 01:24 AM.

10-07-2004, 01:24 AM	#4
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Ah it's just another Oakland Raider. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

10-07-2004, 07:03 AM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Laces out, Roy! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-07-2004, 07:09 AM	#8
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I always knew that Cole Ford was bad news... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-07-2004, 07:10 AM	#9
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Since when has Jim started a thread that didn't read: TCY or FOF? Todd

10-07-2004, 09:28 AM	#10
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I think that should be a suspension in FOF ... Raiders kicker Cole Ford has been suspended for one-year for violating the league's strict policy against assaulting Las Vegas entertainers.

10-07-2004, 12:53 PM	#11
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	No, he's a Trojan

10-07-2004, 01:27 PM	#13
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Ray Finkle where have you gone? __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

10-07-2004, 01:29 PM	#14
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	...and he couldn't even hit what he was shooting at...

10-07-2004, 02:39 PM	#16
yabanci College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2003	I just hope Sebastian Janakowski doesn't try to gun down Penn and Teller. He's been doing pretty well for the Raiders lately.

10-07-2004, 03:12 PM	#17
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Oddly, this kind of reminds me of a comic that I saw last year at the Comedy Stop. The skit was about people who get killed in odd ways and the question was just how badly was God trying to kill them. How many failed attempts led to their eventual demise? First, an attack by a tiger. Now an ex-NFL kicker taking shots outside their home. I think God has a contract out on one of them.

12-08-2004, 02:32 PM	#18
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	He could go right out there and kick tomorrow if the phone rang from the NFL . __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-08-2004, 02:32 PM	#19
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Former Oakland Raiders kicker Cole Ford, who faces charges in connection wtith a Sept. 21 drive-by shooting at the home of magicians Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn, appears Monday in Las Vegas Justice Court. A judge scheduled a Dec. 17 preliminary hearing for Ford, whose attorneys have requested that he undergo a mental evaluation. Photo by Gary Thompson. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

12-08-2004, 02:52 PM	#20
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	looks like that kicker is on the jason giambi training method. cant wait to see one of my players actually get suspended for attacking a vegas entertainer, which i hear can now happen. sweet.

12-08-2004, 03:03 PM	#21
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Fargo Times: Saturday February 23rd 2011 Former FOFC Member Sovereignstar emerged from over 6 years in seclusion this morning, muttering about how electricity and humor drove him to a life of ice fishing and scribbling "that was stupid" on the wall of his cabin. Authorities say that although no crime was commited, it was perhaps in the young mans best interest to be removed from his 6 year solitude by force when upon getting a telgram from his loved ones he began ranting about how "damn people have the worst friggin grammar i've ever seen, sons of bitches!@!@!" and proceeded to stomp and stomp until his shanty shack started to slowly sink into the frozen lake it sat on.

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