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Old 10-07-2004, 01:45 PM   #1
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Unhappy And the 2005 Nobel Prize for Literature goes to...


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Old 10-07-2004, 01:54 PM   #2
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JK Rowling's really let herself go.
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:55 PM   #3
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She could have gone for some bolder makeup.
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:56 PM   #4
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Sach, I didn't know the wife was a writer! Congrats!!
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:58 PM   #5
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Weird. I swear I read this thread a minute ago and the wife joke was the 2nd post (with no others). Then I read it again and there was no wife joke. Now, it is the 4th post. I'm going bonkers.
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:01 PM   #6
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We've known that for a while, John
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:27 PM   #7
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Weird. I swear I read this thread a minute ago and the wife joke was the 2nd post (with no others). Then I read it again and there was no wife joke. Now, it is the 4th post. I'm going bonkers.

Me, too, on all counts.
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:11 PM   #8
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My guess would be that HB make the joke, though better of it and deleted the post, then rethought it again and decided to go for it...
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:13 PM   #9
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My guess would be that HB make the joke, though better of it and deleted the post, then rethought it again and decided to go for it...

Or maybe I made the whole thing up and I've taken over Big Blue - I mean Kickstand - I mean Quicksand and can make "it" say whatever I want. World domination will be mine!!!!
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:17 PM   #10
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Or maybe I made the whole thing up and I've taken over Big Blue - I mean Kickstand - I mean Quicksand and can make "it" say whatever I want. World domination will be mine!!!!

Or, QuikSand took over you, made you post first to give off the impression that he was the one taken control of to hide the fact that you are th eone under influence from QuikSand.

Or, maybe you took over ME and am making me post this post to throw people off your track. And maybe QS made me say that last line to throw suspicion off himself...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:28 PM   #11
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Weird. I swear I read this thread a minute ago and the wife joke was the 2nd post (with no others). Then I read it again and there was no wife joke. Now, it is the 4th post. I'm going bonkers.

You were correct. It was the second post and was deleted by Honolulu_Blue.
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:41 PM   #12
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You were correct. It was the second post and was deleted by Honolulu_Blue.

I liked my second explanation better.
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:59 PM   #13
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I liked my second explanation better.

Yeah, me too actually.

I just wanted to check real quick that the woman wasn't Sach's mother or beloved dead aunt. Once I figured out she wasn't no one but some award winning gal with a nice mug, I figured what the hell...

Jeebs nailed it.
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:45 PM   #14
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Heh. HB is a puss.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:17 PM   #15
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Hey, save me some surfing to find out who it is...who is it?

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Old 10-07-2004, 05:39 PM   #16
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Heh. HB is a puss.

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Old 10-07-2004, 05:41 PM   #17
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It's actually the 2004 prize, and the sort of scary looking recipient is Ms. Elfriede Jelinek.
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:54 PM   #18
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so is this the female equal to nick nolte?
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Old 10-07-2004, 07:02 PM   #19
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"And the 2005 Nobel Prize for Literature goes to..."

a little known fact - Chief Rum's FOFC posts were considered, but they were rejected because of their excessive length.
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Old 10-07-2004, 07:53 PM   #20
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so is this the female equal to nick nolte?

I believe so.
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