IWS #89 Results

Desnudo · 11-06-2004, 02:37 PM

This IWS was interrupted by the great server outage of 04' and consequently we only ended up with 20 entries. Can IWS recover? Will fans turn out again for IWS #90, or has IWS been forever scarred by this work stoppage? On to the questions:

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one item, what would it be?

Boat - 4
Woman - 4
Cell phone - 2
Computer - 2
Radio - 2
Big League Chew - 1
Jennifer Aniston - 1
Jessica Alba - 1
Huge vibrator - 1
Knife - 1
Lighter - 1

For those who responded woman, you can blame a few of the pickier stupids for being so specific. For the guys who replied computer. Where are you going to plug it in? Stupid.

Nice variety of answers.

2. Name the worst current NFL head coach.

Dave Wannstedt - 12
Dennis Ericson - 4
Mike Martz - 1
Butch Davis - 1
Fred Sanford - 1
Joe Gibbs - 1

Keep in mind this vote occurred before the Dolphins had such a horrible losing streak. Taken today, I would think it would be all Dave.

3. What is the best brand of hot sauce?

Tabasco - 14
Frank's Red Hot - 2
Taco Bell - 2
Jamaica Hell Fire - 1
Spanky McSnatch - 1

I was hoping for more variety, but I guess stupid likes what he likes.

4. Name your favorite African country.

Egypt - 10
South Africa - 5
Congo - 1
Kenya - 1
Nigeria - 1
Zimbabwae - 1
sweden - 1

Stupid likes to visit the pyramids.

5. In what year will the first manned spacecraft exit our solar system?

2100 - 5
2050 - 3
2020 - 2
1961 - 2
Never - 2
1959 - 1
2025 - 1
2045 - 1
2150 - 1
2200 - 1
2230 - 1

Stupid was generally pretty optimistic here as most thought we'd send somenoe out of the solar system within 100 years. A few conspiracy theorists think that we already have.

6. What is your favorite branch of the military?

Marines - 9
Air Force - 4
Army - 3
Navy - 2
Coast Guard - 1
Gays - 1

Stupid proves that it's more fun to fire a rifle than to paddle a boat.

Results

Code:

Name	Q1 #	Q2 #	Q3 #	Q4 #	Q5 #	Q6 #	SCORE	%
Subby	1	1	1	1	2	1	2	0.0%
flere-imsaho	2	12	2	1	1	4	192	0.1%
DeToxRox	1	12	2	1	1	9	216	0.1%
Coffee Warlord	4	1	14	1	2	2	224	0.1%
Bomber	4	1	2	5	2	9	720	0.2%
pjstp20	1	12	2	5	1	9	1,080	0.4%
kingfc22	2	4	14	1	2	9	2,016	0.7%
Shorty3281	2	12	1	10	1	9	2,160	0.7%
cartman	1	4	14	10	1	4	2,240	0.7%
dangarion	4	1	14	10	2	3	3,360	1.1%
General Mike	2	4	14	10	2	2	4,480	1.5%
Mustang	1	12	14	10	1	4	6,720	2.2%
Raven Hawk	1	12	14	5	3	3	7,560	2.5%
Fouts	2	12	14	10	5	1	16,800	5.6%
gottimd	4	4	14	10	3	9	60,480	20.0%
KWhit	2	12	14	5	5	9	75,600	25.0%
JeeberD	4	12	14	10	5	3	100,800	33.3%

Top 3!!

Code:

MIJB#19	4	12	14	10	5	4	134,400	44.4%
Chief Rum	4	12	14	5	5	9	151,200	50.0%

And the champion of IWS #89......

panerd!

Code:

panerd	4	12	14	10	3	9	181,440	60.0%

Congrats to panerd on your third IWS win! And thanks to all who responded. panerd will now pick up the baton for IWS #90...

Thanks!

JeeberD · 11-06-2004, 02:50 PM

Damn, fourth place. I aced the first three questions, but after that I fell apart..

Chief Rum · 11-06-2004, 02:58 PM

I blew the Africa question, going with South Africa instead of Egypt. Otherwise, I had all the top answers.

CR

JeeberD · 11-06-2004, 03:23 PM

Actually, it looks like I did better than I thought. Looks like I only blew the last question, not the last three. Damn Dad being in the damn Army...

MIJB#19 · 11-06-2004, 04:55 PM

F@&%#-ing Air Force!

JeeberD · 11-06-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one item, what would it be?

Huge vibrator - 1

2. Name the worst current NFL head coach.

Fred Sanford - 1

3. What is the best brand of hot sauce?

Spanky McSnatch - 1

4. Name your favorite African country.

sweden - 1

6. What is your favorite branch of the military?

Gays - 1

Why bother entering if you aren't even going to try?

Desnudo · 11-06-2004, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Why bother entering if you aren't even going to try?

Stupid is as stupid does.

Desnudo · 11-08-2004, 11:37 AM

bump for anyone who missed this.

korme · 11-08-2004, 04:28 PM

well ill do this if no one steps up, i have some idears

JeeberD · 11-09-2004, 04:14 PM

panerd has been back on since these were posted, but nary a word from him. I have no objections to Shortstuff hosting the next one if no one else minds...

panerd · 11-09-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

panerd has been back on since these were posted, but nary a word from him. I have no objections to Shortstuff hosting the next one if no one else minds...

Yesterday (around 5:00)

JeeberD · 11-09-2004, 11:08 PM

Yeah, I noticed that a half hour after I posted that... :o

11-06-2004, 02:50 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Damn, fourth place. I aced the first three questions, but after that I fell apart.. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-06-2004, 02:58 PM	#3
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I blew the Africa question, going with South Africa instead of Egypt. Otherwise, I had all the top answers. CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

11-06-2004, 03:23 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Actually, it looks like I did better than I thought. Looks like I only blew the last question, not the last three. Damn Dad being in the damn Army... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 11-06-2004 at 03:23 PM.

11-06-2004, 04:55 PM	#5
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	F@&%#-ing Air Force! __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

11-09-2004, 04:14 PM	#10
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	panerd has been back on since these were posted, but nary a word from him. I have no objections to Shortstuff hosting the next one if no one else minds... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-08-2004, 11:37 AM	#8
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	bump for anyone who missed this.

11-08-2004, 04:28 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	well ill do this if no one steps up, i have some idears

11-09-2004, 11:08 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yeah, I noticed that a half hour after I posted that... :o __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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