Back up in your ass, with the resurrection!

Blackadar · 11-19-2004, 01:01 PM

Just a little Office Space humor for this Friday afternoon.

Now back to our regularly scheduled drudgery, already in progress.

digamma · 11-19-2004, 01:10 PM

That sounds good Peter.

Noop · 11-19-2004, 01:11 PM

bryce · 11-19-2004, 01:11 PM

Yeeeaaaah, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to come in tomorrow. Gotta play catchup.. OOH, and I almost forgot, yea, Sunday, too. That'd be greeeat. Thaaanks, Peter...

rkmsuf · 11-19-2004, 01:13 PM

I hope you are wearing all your flair.

sachmo71 · 11-19-2004, 01:13 PM

We "fixed the glitch".

rkmsuf · 11-19-2004, 01:14 PM

Paper jam..come on you little bitch.

Franklinnoble · 11-19-2004, 01:18 PM

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

albionmoonlight · 11-19-2004, 01:19 PM

"Why should I change, he's the one who sucks?"

rkmsuf · 11-19-2004, 01:20 PM

Yeah they did the same thing in Superman 3.

Blackadar · 11-19-2004, 01:25 PM

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

gottimd · 11-19-2004, 01:33 PM

Give em the "O" face

DeToxRox · 11-19-2004, 01:35 PM

soooo which songs your favorite?

lurker · 11-19-2004, 01:38 PM

I celebrate his entire collection.

Castlerock · 11-19-2004, 01:38 PM

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.

rkmsuf · 11-19-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Hey Peter, turn to channel 9. It's the breast exam!

Wolfpack · 11-19-2004, 01:40 PM

I could set this place on fire....

digamma · 11-19-2004, 01:41 PM

You're going to have to talk to payroll about that...

bryce · 11-19-2004, 01:42 PM

Na-ghee-na-na-jar, why is that so hard to pronounce? It is really not that difficult.

heybrad · 11-19-2004, 01:47 PM

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

ScottVib · 11-19-2004, 01:49 PM

I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume...

bryce · 11-19-2004, 01:52 PM

"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton."

"That is not right, Michael."

bryce · 11-19-2004, 01:53 PM

"Why would I do that? I have a good job."

"What if ya didn't?"

DanGarion · 11-19-2004, 01:54 PM

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.

heybrad · 11-19-2004, 01:54 PM

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Arles · 11-19-2004, 01:56 PM

Did you get the memo?

DeToxRox · 11-19-2004, 02:00 PM

"so you're stealing from the oprhans?"

Sun Tzu · 11-19-2004, 02:01 PM

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:02 PM

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays...

------

Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever asked you if you had a case of the Mondays?

No. Nah, man. Hell no! I reckon you get your ass kicked for saying something like that...

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:03 PM

Tell me about it; I gotta wake my ass up every morning at 6am this week. Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

Arles · 11-19-2004, 02:05 PM

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob."

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:06 PM

"Sometimes I get the feeling Anne's cheating on me."

"Yea, I get that feeling, too."

"What?"

"I dunno, Peter, she just looks like.... Shit, Peter, I'm sorry, I'm talking out of my ass."

Butter · 11-19-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Yes, it is horrible, this idea.

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

The funniest part of this movie to me was actually a non-verbal scene. If you haven't noticed it already, watch how many sugars Michael pours into his coffee when the three of them are at Chotchsky's on Monday morning. One after another after another after another. Cracks me up every time for some reason.

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:12 PM

"Can't tomorrow. Anne is having me see an occupational hypnotherapist.... I don't know, maybe he can help. He helped Anne lose weight."

"Peter, she's anorexic."

"Yea, the guy's really good."

bryce · 11-19-2004, 02:14 PM

PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?!

[if you can't tell, i really don't feel like working this afternoon. reciting the movie to myself is much more enjoyable...]

condors · 11-19-2004, 02:19 PM

has anyone seen my swingline stapler?

Bubba Wheels · 11-19-2004, 02:28 PM

There seems to be a problem with my paycheck...

JeeberD · 11-19-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryce

Tell me about it; I gotta wake my ass up every morning at 6am this week. Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

"...in Los Colinas"

WSUCougar · 11-19-2004, 02:51 PM

Hey Peter? Watch out for your corn-hole, man.

Coffee Warlord · 11-19-2004, 02:53 PM

Um. I don't work at that place anymore, guys.

sabotai · 11-19-2004, 03:03 PM

This is a fuck!

rkmsuf · 11-19-2004, 03:09 PM

I've got a meeting with the Bob's...they called me a home. Come back later.

Glengoyne · 11-19-2004, 05:42 PM

I can take my traveler checks to another resort.

Mustang · 11-19-2004, 05:51 PM

Lumbergh fucked her.

Pyser · 11-19-2004, 05:54 PM

i'd say i only do 15 minutes of actual work each week.

Craptacular · 11-19-2004, 09:52 PM

Yes, I am also not a pussy.

Craptacular · 11-19-2004, 09:54 PM

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

stevew · 11-19-2004, 09:58 PM

Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

Poli · 11-19-2004, 10:16 PM

Deeper and deeper...

11-19-2004, 01:11 PM	#3
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Huh? __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

11-19-2004, 01:13 PM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I hope you are wearing all your flair. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-19-2004, 01:14 PM	#7
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Paper jam..come on you little bitch. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-19-2004, 01:20 PM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Yeah they did the same thing in Superman 3. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-19-2004, 01:33 PM	#12
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Give em the "O" face __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-19-2004, 01:10 PM	#2
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	That sounds good Peter.

11-19-2004, 01:11 PM	#4
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	Yeeeaaaah, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to come in tomorrow. Gotta play catchup.. OOH, and I almost forgot, yea, Sunday, too. That'd be greeeat. Thaaanks, Peter...

11-19-2004, 01:13 PM	#6
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	We "fixed the glitch".

11-19-2004, 01:18 PM	#8
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

11-19-2004, 01:19 PM	#9
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	"Why should I change, he's the one who sucks?"

11-19-2004, 01:25 PM	#11
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point.

11-19-2004, 01:35 PM	#13
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	soooo which songs your favorite?

11-19-2004, 01:38 PM	#14
lurker High School JV Join Date: May 2001	I celebrate his entire collection.

11-19-2004, 01:38 PM	#15
Castlerock High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Boston, Ma	If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.

11-19-2004, 01:40 PM	#17
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	I could set this place on fire....

11-19-2004, 01:41 PM	#18
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	You're going to have to talk to payroll about that...

11-19-2004, 01:42 PM	#19
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	Na-ghee-na-na-jar, why is that so hard to pronounce? It is really not that difficult.

11-19-2004, 01:47 PM	#20
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

11-19-2004, 01:49 PM	#21
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume...

11-19-2004, 01:52 PM	#22
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton." "That is not right, Michael."

11-19-2004, 01:53 PM	#23
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	"Why would I do that? I have a good job." "What if ya didn't?"

11-19-2004, 01:54 PM	#24
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

11-19-2004, 01:56 PM	#26
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	Did you get the memo? __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

11-19-2004, 02:00 PM	#27
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	"so you're stealing from the oprhans?"

11-19-2004, 02:01 PM	#28
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

11-19-2004, 02:02 PM	#29
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays... ------ Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever asked you if you had a case of the Mondays? No. Nah, man. Hell no! I reckon you get your ass kicked for saying something like that...

11-19-2004, 02:03 PM	#30
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	Tell me about it; I gotta wake my ass up every morning at 6am this week. Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

11-19-2004, 02:05 PM	#31
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." "Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob." __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

11-19-2004, 02:06 PM	#32
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	"Sometimes I get the feeling Anne's cheating on me." "Yea, I get that feeling, too." "What?" "I dunno, Peter, she just looks like.... Shit, Peter, I'm sorry, I'm talking out of my ass."

11-19-2004, 02:12 PM	#35
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	"Can't tomorrow. Anne is having me see an occupational hypnotherapist.... I don't know, maybe he can help. He helped Anne lose weight." "Peter, she's anorexic." "Yea, the guy's really good." Last edited by bryce : 11-19-2004 at 02:13 PM.

11-19-2004, 02:14 PM	#36
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?! [if you can't tell, i really don't feel like working this afternoon. reciting the movie to myself is much more enjoyable...]

11-19-2004, 02:19 PM	#37
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	has anyone seen my swingline stapler?

11-19-2004, 02:28 PM	#38
Bubba Wheels College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004	There seems to be a problem with my paycheck...

11-19-2004, 02:51 PM	#40
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Hey Peter? Watch out for your corn-hole, man. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

11-19-2004, 02:53 PM	#41
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Um. I don't work at that place anymore, guys.