Need help with dilema...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

My dilema is: Should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.

[sovereignstar]

You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?

[sovereignstar]

Also, that test is asinine.

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Also, that test is asinine.

also, that "story" gets around more than the $2 bill at Taco Bell story, or the $250 Nieman Marcus cookie.

[MrBug708]

lol

I'd tell her. i'd be pissed that I'd need to prove myself to them....

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

also, that "story" gets around more than the $2 bill at Taco Bell story, or the $250 Nieman Marcus cookie.

Yeah, I'd heard that one before, too.

Tell your fiancee you want to tag team her and her mother on your wedding night.

[sovereignstar]

This is some cruel joke then.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

This is some cruel joke then.

Na... Just a joke I read that made me laugh. I'm too chicken to get hitched anyway!

[Suicane75]

If this really happened I would.....................shoot, I dont know what i'd do.
Oh yeah, I'd wait till the reception, stand up to make a toast and say "(Mother In Laws Name Here) Ya know, now that this is all done and your daughter and I are married, and you can see that my intentions were good, I was wondering if that invitation to fuck you still stands".

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I did have a girlfriend once who left me alone with her 24 year old former beauty queen daughter in order to test me...

[Zippo]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

If this really happened I would.....................shoot, I dont know what i'd do.
Oh yeah, I'd wait till the reception, stand up to make a toast and say "(Mother In Laws Name Here) Ya know, now that this is all done and your daughter and I are married, and you can see that my intentions were good, I was wondering if that invitation to fuck you still stands".

do that.

[Esquared1]

Times like this, I wonder what the Ladies Man would do . . . hmmmmm. . . I can't quite remember. . .

[kcchief19]

This story only disturbs me because I always assumed the name BigJohn&TheLions was some sort of euphemism for something else, and now I have an odd visual image in my mind. If I knew what BJ&TL looked like, I'd be in therapy right now.

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?

LOL!!!!


Todd

[bbor]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?

I doubt it...she was prolly menopausil.