Hollywood is Dead. It's Official.

rkmsuf · 12-06-2004, 12:38 PM

Words cannot describe the probable suckitude.

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The Pacifier (2005)
Directed by
Adam Shankman

Genre: Comedy / Action

Plot Outline: Disgraced Navy S.E.A.L. Shane Wolf (Diesel) is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. (more) (view trailer)

Production Notes/Status:
Status: Post-production

Flasch186 · 12-06-2004, 12:39 PM

need some underpants?

Franklinnoble · 12-06-2004, 12:40 PM

They already did this movie once before:

rkmsuf · 12-06-2004, 12:41 PM

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Anthony · 12-06-2004, 12:41 PM

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

MrBug708 · 12-06-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

LMAO

oliegirl · 12-06-2004, 12:47 PM

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

rkmsuf · 12-06-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

*sound of throwing up*

Fonzie · 12-06-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

In my opinion that might've been true if he'd quit after Pitch Black. Alas.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-06-2004, 12:50 PM

This is a "Mr. Nanny" and "Kindergarten Cop" re-make. That's all. Big tough fellas hanging with cute, little kids. It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

spleen1015 · 12-06-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

Sorry, but I see this as a reason to keep women out of FOFC.

Swaggs · 12-06-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

Have fun at that one, Radii.

sachmo71 · 12-06-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

Too bad he's gay.

gstelmack · 12-06-2004, 01:24 PM

As long as the previews aren't showing the only funny moments of the movie, this looks like it could be a GREAT comedy. I've put this on my must-see list. Seriously, the previews showed some great stuff.

Franklinnoble · 12-06-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Too bad he's gay.

MikeVic · 12-06-2004, 02:00 PM

As it stands, The Rock is the only cool action movie star in my book.

Samdari · 12-06-2004, 02:04 PM

This somehow looks less appealing to you than Glitter?

rkmsuf · 12-06-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

This somehow looks less appealing to you than Glitter?

It's close but at least Mariah Carey is female.

Flasch186 · 12-06-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gstelmack

As long as the previews aren't showing the only funny moments of the movie, this looks like it could be a GREAT comedy. I've put this on my must-see list. Seriously, the previews showed some great stuff.

I sense a boatload of Sarcasm here, no?

Glengoyne · 12-06-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Have fun at that one, Radii.

Based on Olie's statement, I'd say have fun after that one Radii.

Radii · 12-06-2004, 03:13 PM

Reason #156 that I am glad Oliegirl can be a stay at home mom: She can catch movies during the day by herself if I think that viewing the movie may destroy what few brain cells I have left.

(also, and Oliegirl can confirm this, my comments after seeing this preview: "Wow, so he just skipped the part where you become a legitimate action star and went straight to Kindergarden Cop, huh?")

gstelmack · 12-06-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I sense a boatload of Sarcasm here, no?

Actually, I was dead serious. My wife and I were both roaring through the preview. This has the potential to be a very funny comedy. It looked like they were handling the scenes just right. I really am looking forward to this one.

rkmsuf · 12-06-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

Reason #156 that I am glad Oliegirl can be a stay at home mom: She can catch movies during the day by herself if I think that viewing the movie may destroy what few brain cells I have left.

(also, and Oliegirl can confirm this, my comments after seeing this preview: "Wow, so he just skipped the part where you become a legitimate action star and went straight to Kindergarden Cop, huh?")

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

stevew · 12-06-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

I think he chooses horrible material, but this could actually be decent.

BigJohn&TheLions · 12-06-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Too bad he's gay.

The whole "gay" thing works for him. He's only 4'6" so he doesn't even have to bend over like Tom Cruise to do what they do...

Desnudo · 12-06-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

And beat up those elitist bastards from Salomon too!

kcchief19 · 12-06-2004, 08:05 PM

I think QuikSand would put a price tag of $1 billion on this one.

sachmo71 · 12-06-2004, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

The whole "gay" thing works for him. He's only 4'6" so he doesn't even have to bend over like Tom Cruise to do what they do...

I'm stealing your handle. Look for it in a bookstore near you soon.

Chief Rum · 12-07-2004, 02:28 AM

I agree with gstelmack.

Conceptually, this sounds as horrible as people are making it here. But the preview was pretty damn funny. If that carries through to the movie, it could be a fun little movie.

CR

Antmeister · 12-07-2004, 03:13 AM

I don't think so. I just saw the trailer and they may only be showing the best parts as well.

View the trailer here:
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067 http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067

Chief Rum · 12-07-2004, 03:48 AM

To each their own, I guess, although once again, we are talking about the preview here. Liking the preview just means I put it on my little "watch for" list in my head, so I can keep an eye on any indications of whether or not it;s going to be good before actually seeing it.

Usually I get a pretty good idea at least a week before it comes out (forinstance, heard about Alexander's problems at least a month in advance).

How can you not like VD turning an elf-vs-gnome fight bedroom story into a retelling fo one of his combat experiences?

CR

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12-06-2004, 12:50 PM	#10
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12-06-2004, 01:24 PM	#14
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	As long as the previews aren't showing the only funny moments of the movie, this looks like it could be a GREAT comedy. I've put this on my must-see list. Seriously, the previews showed some great stuff. __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

12-06-2004, 02:04 PM	#17
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	This somehow looks less appealing to you than Glitter? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

12-06-2004, 12:40 PM	#3
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	They already did this movie once before:

12-06-2004, 12:41 PM	#5
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever. sigh. another one bites the dust.

12-06-2004, 02:00 PM	#16
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	As it stands, The Rock is the only cool action movie star in my book.

12-06-2004, 03:13 PM	#21
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Reason #156 that I am glad Oliegirl can be a stay at home mom: She can catch movies during the day by herself if I think that viewing the movie may destroy what few brain cells I have left. (also, and Oliegirl can confirm this, my comments after seeing this preview: "Wow, so he just skipped the part where you become a legitimate action star and went straight to Kindergarden Cop, huh?")

12-06-2004, 08:05 PM	#27
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I think QuikSand would put a price tag of $1 billion on this one.

12-07-2004, 02:28 AM	#29
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I agree with gstelmack. Conceptually, this sounds as horrible as people are making it here. But the preview was pretty damn funny. If that carries through to the movie, it could be a fun little movie. CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

12-07-2004, 03:13 AM	#30
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I don't think so. I just saw the trailer and they may only be showing the best parts as well. View the trailer here: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067 http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067

12-07-2004, 03:48 AM	#31
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	To each their own, I guess, although once again, we are talking about the preview here. Liking the preview just means I put it on my little "watch for" list in my head, so I can keep an eye on any indications of whether or not it;s going to be good before actually seeing it. Usually I get a pretty good idea at least a week before it comes out (forinstance, heard about Alexander's problems at least a month in advance). How can you not like VD turning an elf-vs-gnome fight bedroom story into a retelling fo one of his combat experiences? CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

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