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Old 12-07-2004, 01:44 PM   #1
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Lower-End Vasecomies

Hi,

I'm looking at purchasing an vasectomy. I really have no clue what kind of things to look out for and/or avoid. Ideally, I'd like to spend between $400-$800. That pretty much seems to be the rate on counts of 1 or 2.

So, in short, does anyone know what makes certain types of Vasectomies in that count better than others? (also, does "ED-Ready" mean I'd need to purchase any extra equipment to help with my ED?)

Thanks in advance,
~kyle
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:51 PM   #2
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Won't cost that much....you can probably find a pen-knife at the dollar store and solve your problem fairly quickly.
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:55 PM   #3
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do back alley vasectomies exist?
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:59 PM   #4
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:15 PM   #5
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Hi everybody!
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:18 PM   #6
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:24 PM   #7
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:27 PM   #8
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Fritz is BACK!
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:08 AM   #9
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I just bought the pump and now I feel like Ron Jeremy and the Macy's Day Parade all rolled into one.
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:38 AM   #10
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I just bought the pump and now I feel like Ron Jeremy and the Macy's Day Parade all rolled into one.


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Old 12-08-2004, 08:03 AM   #11
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save your money, Fritz.

vasectomies are only for dudes who have sex with chicks.
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:12 AM   #12
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dudes ... chicks.

Apparently I am getting advice from a guy who points out anachronisms in "That 70's Show" to his friends.
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:15 AM   #13
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My balls are one place where I will not go low end...money wise at least.
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