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Old 12-08-2004, 11:05 PM   #1
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.

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Old 12-08-2004, 11:07 PM   #2
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Catherine Zeta Jones is gorgeous.

Leno. Black dress. Wow.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:08 PM   #3
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Salma Hayek is on Letterman... I need 2 kleenexs
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:09 PM   #4
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Just watched Terminal tonight on DVD. Very sexy in that movie.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:10 PM   #5
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Salma Hayek is on Letterman... I need 2 kleenexs

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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:10 PM   #6
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I thought she looked the worst in that movie.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:16 PM   #7
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My girlfriend is weird. I found out a couple of weeks ago that she always thought that Zeta Jones was hispanic...

Thanks for the heads up, Celeval.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:24 PM   #8
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Yeah, she was great on Leno

Well by great, I mean she looked great.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:28 PM   #9
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yeah. that was definately a defining moment for "why men need PIP television" I mean, how can you choose? Mmmn...I'd love to be the meat in that sandwich.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:33 PM   #10
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My girlfriend is weird. I found out a couple of weeks ago that she always thought that Zeta Jones was hispanic...

Thanks for the heads up, Celeval.

Probably since she has played Hispanic before in Traffic and Zorro (I think).
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:36 PM   #11
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I'm pretty sure she did not play a hispanic character in Traffic. I recall the scene where she's eating lunch with her friends and she's basically speaking in 'her' voice.
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:45 PM   #12
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I'm pretty sure she did not play a hispanic character in Traffic. I recall the scene where she's eating lunch with her friends and she's basically speaking in 'her' voice.

Traffic is one of my favorite movies. She does not play a Hispanic woman in that film.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:11 AM   #13
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Probably since she has played Hispanic before in Traffic and Zorro (I think).

She's British, correct? But doesn't she have hispanic bloodlines?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:15 AM   #14
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She's Welsh...
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:29 AM   #15
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Her mom is also Irish. I believe Zorro 2 is coming out next year, with her, Hopkins, and Banderas.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:34 AM   #16
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Her ass....sticking up in the air.......so nice.......*fapfapfap*.

That movie sucked. And to be honest, ive never figured out this "elegant" beauty thing you guys are talking about, I just don't find her all that hot.
And Salma Hayek doesn't really do it for me either. There are time when i'll see both of them and be blown away, but the other 90% of the time they just look totaly average to me.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:48 AM   #17
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It's a Hi-Def thing. In HDTV, some of the women celebs can get seriously downgraded (some even hard to look at actually). But others, like Zeta Jones become unbelievably spectacular to look at.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:59 AM   #18
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Not bad considering she's squeezed out a couple of pups
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Old 12-09-2004, 01:17 AM   #19
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The knowledge that she's "been intimate" with Michael Douglas ends any possibility of her being attractive to me.
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Old 12-09-2004, 01:22 AM   #20
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He looks like a lizzard of some sort.
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Old 12-09-2004, 02:55 AM   #21
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But isn't Zeta a Spanish surname? If so, I'm sure she's got spanish blood.
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:08 AM   #22
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Does she have any Sicilian in her? Does she want any? Ohhhh.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:11 AM   #23
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Her ass....sticking up in the air.......so nice.......*fapfapfap*.

That movie sucked. And to be honest, ive never figured out this "elegant" beauty thing you guys are talking about, I just don't find her all that hot.
And Salma Hayek doesn't really do it for me either. There are time when i'll see both of them and be blown away, but the other 90% of the time they just look totaly average to me.

That movie did suck. It was horrible. But there were few better images from that year than Zeta Jones wrapped up in tight back leather slithering under that laser beam. Oh man.

Not all that hot? Well, these things are often subjective.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:10 AM   #24
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Salma is hot - I totally have a think for hispanic women...and she definitely does it for me.
Zeta-Jones, though, is on another level. Just a gorgeous, gorgeous woman. My attraction for her has been tempered of late by my perception that she doesn't seem to be a very nice person in real life...but I still think she is stunningly beautiful.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:45 AM   #25
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Catherine is absolutely dreamy.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:50 AM   #26
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There were a couple of scenes in the movie Intolerable Cruelty where Catherine Zeta-Jones made my knees weak she looked so stunning. She looks different to me now on those phone ads, but she has "10" talent, that's for sure. And I normally go for blondes.
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:57 AM   #27
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There were a couple of scenes in the movie Intolerable Cruelty where Catherine Zeta-Jones made my knees weak she looked so stunning. She looks different to me now on those phone ads, but she has "10" talent, that's for sure. And I normally go for blondes.

I couldn't take my eyes off that movie.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:16 AM   #28
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She causes a disturbance in my pants.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:47 AM   #29
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But isn't Zeta a Spanish surname? If so, I'm sure she's got spanish blood.

It's a greek word
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:10 AM   #30
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It's a greek word
Actually, a greek letter, equivalent to our Z.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:24 AM   #31
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Or zed, for those Canadians playing at home.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:28 AM   #32
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Or zed, for those Canadians playing at home.

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Old 12-09-2004, 10:49 AM   #33
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Catherine Zeta Jones is gorgeous

In other news, the sun is quite warm and expect to get a bit damp if you go swimming.

Zeta Jones =
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:38 AM   #34
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She's Welsh...


I heart JeeberD. Like the third American I've ever met that knows the difference between Wales and England
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:42 AM   #35
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My wife's part Welsh, so I guess I'm the 4th.
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:43 AM   #36
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I heart JeeberD. Like the third American I've ever met that knows the difference between Wales and England

I bet he only knows that she's Welsh from hours upon hours spend pouring over her personal stats on her webpage.
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:57 AM   #37
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Actually, I got a tiny bit of Welsh in me from my momma's side...
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:58 AM   #38
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Any chance can we rename this place "Catherine Zeta-Jones Central"?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:11 PM   #39
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But isn't Zeta a Spanish surname? If so, I'm sure she's got spanish blood.

Zeta is a middle name. I think it was her grandmother's first name.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:32 PM   #40
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I heart JeeberD. Like the third American I've ever met that knows the difference between Wales and England

Do I get any bonus points for knowing that the Welsh are also considered by the rest of the British Isle as being sheep molesters?

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Old 12-09-2004, 02:56 PM   #41
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I heart JeeberD. Like the third American I've ever met that knows the difference between Wales and England

Ah yes, but does he know the difference between England, Britain, and the United Kingdom?
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:56 PM   #42
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Ah yes, but does he know the difference between England, Britain, and the United Kingdom?

England is the country
Great Britain is the combination of 3 countries (England, Scotland and Wales)
The United Kingdom is as the full phrase explains....The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (i.e. A combination of 4 countries).

Do I win a prize.....Can I have Catherine Zeta-Jones as my prize please
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:08 PM   #43
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England is the country
Great Britain is the combination of 3 countries (England, Scotland and Wales)
The United Kingdom is as the full phrase explains....The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (i.e. A combination of 4 countries).

Do I win a prize.....Can I have Catherine Zeta-Jones as my prize please

I was going to go with preference of cheese, but your answer isn't bad either.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:11 PM   #44
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Catherine Zeta Jones-Sachmo IS gorgeous.


As an aside, I wonder if the word gorgeous come from the Native AmericanŽ word "engorge" or "to pop a stiffy"?
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:28 PM   #45
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is Zeta really her middle name? If it is, I find it odd that sometimes I've seen it hypenated, as in Zeta-Jones. Who hyphenates their middle and last names?
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:32 PM   #46
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Catherine Zeta Jones-Sachmo IS gorgeous.


As an aside, I wonder if the word gorgeous come from the Native AmericanŽ word "engorge" or "to pop a stiffy"?


Sorry dude, unless you look like a visitor from V, she aint into it.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:33 PM   #47
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Catherine Zeta Jones-Sachmo IS gorgeous.


As an aside, I wonder if the word gorgeous come from the Native AmericanŽ word "engorge" or "to pop a stiffy"?

gorˇgeous (gôrjs)
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1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: wore a gorgeous Victorian gown.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance: the pianist's gorgeous technique.
2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful.


[Middle English gorgeouse, probably from Old French gorgias, jewelry-loving, elegant, from gorge, throat. See gorge.]

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There you have it. Gorge throat.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:36 PM   #48
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England is the country
Great Britain is the combination of 3 countries (England, Scotland and Wales)
The United Kingdom is as the full phrase explains....The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (i.e. A combination of 4 countries).

Do I win a prize.....Can I have Catherine Zeta-Jones as my prize please

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Britain is the combination of England and Wales.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:41 PM   #49
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sadly, that ass shot in "entrapment" is a stunt ass. seriously. i felt like i had been lied to when i heard that.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:44 PM   #50
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sadly, that ass shot in "entrapment" is a stunt ass. seriously. i felt like i had been lied to when i heard that.

Are jerking me around?
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