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Old 12-09-2004, 12:00 PM   #1
Fritz
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using my Imodium Q-56 planet disintegrator for the first time today

If you suddenly vanish that means that something went horribly wrong.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:06 PM   #2
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If you suddenly vanish that means that something went horribly wrong.


Yes, but how would I know if i had vanished? Nobody else is here to scream.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:07 PM   #3
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Yes, but how would I know if i had vanished? Nobody else is here to scream.

I will always be here. The Fonz' omnipresence transcends matter, space, and time.

I will hear your scream.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:08 PM   #4
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Is this the stuff to use when you have "the runs"?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:10 PM   #5
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Dola, it is properly named "space modulator"
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:20 PM   #6
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The "Imodium Q-56 planet disintegrator" was recalled.
The "Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator" is the updated version.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:21 PM   #7
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The "Imodium Q-56 planet disintegrator" was recalled.
The "Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator" is the updated version.

Exactly....
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:23 PM   #8
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Is this the stuff to use when you have "the runs"?

That's what I thought. I didn't realize you could buy it over the counter in "planet disintigrator" strength.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:25 PM   #9
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The "Imodium Q-56 planet disintegrator" was recalled.
The "Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator" is the updated version.

blame google
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:25 PM   #10
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Reminds me of the Ratchet and Clank commercials.

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Old 12-09-2004, 12:30 PM   #11
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When i get the shits i can take apart a planet quite rapidly.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 12-09-2004, 01:48 PM   #12
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Earth calling Bugs Bunny, come in Bugs Bunny!
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Old 12-09-2004, 02:59 PM   #13
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:47 PM   #14
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I vote I ban myself for a week.
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:17 PM   #15
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Uranium Pew-36 Explosive Space modulator
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:21 PM   #16
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Fritz, after losing the 4th Battle of Port Moresby

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Old 12-09-2004, 05:31 PM   #17
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Did it work?
I'm I still here?
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:30 PM   #18
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My hero
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