Just got laid...

Balldog · 12-09-2004, 09:06 PM

Sorry azjoe_02 but I had to do it before someone else did.

CamEdwards · 12-09-2004, 09:07 PM

the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft.

Balldog · 12-09-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft.

LOL

sovereignstar · 12-09-2004, 09:09 PM

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

Crapshoot · 12-09-2004, 09:20 PM

bingo. No need for it.

McSweeny · 12-09-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

sounds about right

BigJohn&TheLions · 12-09-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

yup.

jetpunk2000 · 12-09-2004, 09:44 PM

I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.

BigJohn&TheLions · 12-09-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jetpunk2000

I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.

Weren't you over 1,000 posts at one time?

jetpunk2000 · 12-09-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Weren't you over 1,000 posts at one time?

Not to my knowledge. One day I will be like the big boys. One day.

Julio Riddols · 12-09-2004, 09:53 PM

This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs.

B & B · 12-09-2004, 10:01 PM

Riddols from way downtown, BANG!

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2004, 10:27 PM

Or maybe we should just have one thread where we can parody all the threads on the board? That would save the frontpage being cluttered with a bunch of threads full of meaningless (largely) humorless posts?

Noop · 12-09-2004, 10:30 PM

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip

Noop · 12-09-2004, 10:31 PM

Oh shit this was a joke thread I thought he was serious...

SackAttack · 12-09-2004, 10:39 PM

good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.

Noop · 12-09-2004, 10:46 PM

^^ Guess i am a dumb ass atleast I actually got some coocoo by to different girls...

MizzouRah · 12-09-2004, 10:48 PM

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.

Desnudo · 12-09-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip

You shot her after you had sex with her?

Crapshoot · 12-09-2004, 10:58 PM

So does NOOP have a syndrome Im not aware of ?

DanGarion · 12-09-2004, 11:00 PM

I was going to do "just got paid off"

Noop · 12-09-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

You shot her after you had sex with her?

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

SunDancer · 12-10-2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

Must be the charisma that gets the ladies.

Desnudo · 12-10-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.

Ahem.

JeeberD · 12-10-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Walnuts are yummy...

Noop · 12-10-2004, 05:50 AM

Wow. Your just mad

tategter · 12-10-2004, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Wow. You're just mad

Fixed it for you. -spelling/grammer police

CraigSca · 12-10-2004, 08:48 AM

That was ironic.

Julio Riddols · 12-10-2004, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

I take them to the chicken shack and give them free reign. But if they crow too early? its *throat slitting gesture*.

sterlingice · 12-10-2004, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

I take them to the chicken shack and give them free reign. But if they crow too early? its *throat slitting gesture*.

SI

Subby · 12-10-2004, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit...

Yeah, I would guess fucking one's own mother is kind of weird!!!

korme · 12-10-2004, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs.

HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS!

You gonna love our eggs!

korme · 12-10-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tategter

Fixed it for you. -spelling/grammer police

UIC!

Noop · 12-10-2004, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Yeah, I would guess fucking one's own mother is kind of weird!!!

Man fuck you bitch. Go suck ya mama dick... stupid ass muthafucker... you loose booty male escort... go find Elton John or one of them other loose bootied homo's like you. Bitch.

Subby · 12-10-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Man fuck you bitch. Go suck ya mama dick... stupid ass muthafucker... you loose booty male escort... go find Elton John or one of them other loose bootied homo's like you. Bitch.

Gee - you are kind of angry. I guess she didn't have change for a 20.

FWIW, I would be angry too!!!

Noop · 12-10-2004, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Gee - you are kind of angry. I guess she didn't have change for a 20.

FWIW, I would be angry too!!!

Ya mama pussy sag low... you sucked your father's dick and snowballed him... ur uncle fucked you in the ass... your gay... u donate gay sperm to the sperm bank... Your wife doesnt love you and cheats with the frozen hot dog in the freezer because ur vienna just aint cutting... Fuck you.

Subby · 12-10-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Ya mama pussy sag low... you sucked your father's dick and snowballed him... ur uncle fucked you in the ass... your gay... u donate gay sperm to the sperm bank... Your wife doesnt love you and cheats with the frozen hot dog in the freezer because ur vienna just aint cutting... Fuck you.

Hahahaha. Good comebacks, Mongo!

cuervo72 · 12-10-2004, 10:59 AM

*buys popcorn and beer, settles into seat*

duckman · 12-10-2004, 11:00 AM

^^^ HAHA!

Noop · 12-10-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Hahahaha. Good comebacks, Mongo!

MizzouRah · 12-10-2004, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Ya mama pussy sag low

That's just wrong.

Todd

Glengoyne · 12-10-2004, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip

Our little Poon is growing up.

Noop · 12-10-2004, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Our little Poon is growing up.

Noop = Poons or Snoop

Crapshoot · 12-10-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Our little Poon is growing up.

roffle. Seriously- have I missed something regarding Noop ?

Ben E Lou · 12-10-2004, 05:08 PM

Noop, Subby. RETREAT TO YOUR CORNERS!

Noop · 12-10-2004, 09:15 PM

Why he started it...

Subby · 12-10-2004, 09:31 PM

Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards...

Noop · 12-10-2004, 09:31 PM

Still talking shit I see... you and your lover crapshoot who takes it up the booty shoot...

Crapshoot · 12-10-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards...

ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crapshoot · 12-10-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Still talking shit I see... you and your lover crapshoot who takes it up the booty shoot...

Seriously- do you write in sentences ?

12-09-2004, 09:07 PM	#2
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

12-09-2004, 09:53 PM	#11
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-09-2004, 10:01 PM	#12
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	Riddols from way downtown, BANG! __________________ I think that Rosen will be the best QB in the class. -albionmoonlight

12-09-2004, 10:30 PM	#14
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-09-2004, 10:31 PM	#15
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Oh shit this was a joke thread I thought he was serious... __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-09-2004, 09:09 PM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

12-09-2004, 09:20 PM	#5
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	bingo. No need for it.

12-09-2004, 09:44 PM	#8
jetpunk2000 Waterboy Forever Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oceanside NY	I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.

12-09-2004, 10:27 PM	#13
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Or maybe we should just have one thread where we can parody all the threads on the board? That would save the frontpage being cluttered with a bunch of threads full of meaningless (largely) humorless posts?

12-09-2004, 10:39 PM	#16
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.

12-09-2004, 10:46 PM	#17
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	^^ Guess i am a dumb ass atleast I actually got some coocoo by to different girls... __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-09-2004, 10:48 PM	#18
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. You wear me out.

12-09-2004, 10:58 PM	#20
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	So does NOOP have a syndrome Im not aware of ?

12-09-2004, 11:00 PM	#21
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I was going to do "just got paid off" __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-10-2004, 05:50 AM	#26
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Wow. Your just mad __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-10-2004, 08:48 AM	#28
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	That was ironic. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

12-10-2004, 10:59 AM	#38
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	buys popcorn and beer, settles into seat __________________ null

12-10-2004, 05:08 PM	#45
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Noop, Subby. RETREAT TO YOUR CORNERS! __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

12-10-2004, 09:15 PM	#46
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Why he started it... __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-10-2004, 09:31 PM	#47
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)