Potential 9 time loser in Maury's "You are NOT the father" Sweepstakes

stevew · 12-13-2004, 09:39 AM

Watching this shit for some reason today. All i gotta say is "how big a ho is you?" This is the "multiple time paternity test" whore show today. I feel very bad for her child. Lets see if Marisol got it right today.

Bomber · 12-13-2004, 09:50 AM

What channel?!? Please God don't tell me I missed this.

Bomber · 12-13-2004, 09:53 AM

No I'm serious man. What channel.

stevew · 12-13-2004, 09:55 AM

Suicane75 · 12-13-2004, 09:57 AM

Stuttering John: There was a woman on the subway, with her 2 kids beside her, her underear down at her ankles, squating on the platform, taking a leak right there in front of everybody. I gave her a glance an she starts yelling "don't you look at me! don't you look at me"!.

Howard: Isn't this county wonderfull?

Robin: Now how do you expect those kids to grow up?

Howard: Oh...i expect them all to grow up and become Doctors.

stevew · 12-13-2004, 10:13 AM

This is a "check your local listings" type of show.

Samdari · 12-13-2004, 10:44 AM

Well!?!?!?

Did she tab the right guy this time?

stevew · 12-13-2004, 10:50 AM

Nope. This test was actually not for the same kid as the 8 times previously. Apparently when she was in New York, filming the show, she managed to make another bastard. The potential papa said something hilarious to the effect of, "if she thinks im number 9, good luck with 10,11, and 12."

How can you have sex with so many men, in such a short window of time, and still be wrong. Unreal.

bbor · 12-13-2004, 10:55 AM

Maury is the father

12-13-2004, 09:55 AM	#4
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Lol

12-13-2004, 10:44 AM	#7
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12-13-2004, 10:55 AM	#9
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Maury is the father __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-13-2004, 09:50 AM	#2
Bomber High School Varsity Join Date: Sep 2004	What channel?!? Please God don't tell me I missed this.

12-13-2004, 09:53 AM	#3
Bomber High School Varsity Join Date: Sep 2004	No I'm serious man. What channel.

12-13-2004, 09:57 AM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Stuttering John: There was a woman on the subway, with her 2 kids beside her, her underear down at her ankles, squating on the platform, taking a leak right there in front of everybody. I gave her a glance an she starts yelling "don't you look at me! don't you look at me"!. Howard: Isn't this county wonderfull? Robin: Now how do you expect those kids to grow up? Howard: Oh...i expect them all to grow up and become Doctors.

12-13-2004, 10:13 AM	#6
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	This is a "check your local listings" type of show.

12-13-2004, 10:50 AM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Nope. This test was actually not for the same kid as the 8 times previously. Apparently when she was in New York, filming the show, she managed to make another bastard. The potential papa said something hilarious to the effect of, "if she thinks im number 9, good luck with 10,11, and 12." How can you have sex with so many men, in such a short window of time, and still be wrong. Unreal.

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