help

JeeberD · 12-28-2004, 11:49 PM

Give her Balldog's phone number.

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

This nasty girl keeps IMing me. Whatever, I'll tlak to anyone. But she is now saying things like "hey sexy", "you should come visit me at work", and "why don't we hang out more?"

I want to reply to that last one with MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR THE UGLIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

But I don't, I say gay shit like "uhhh idk"... what should I do?

tell your mom you "gotta go" and "TTYL". she'll eventually get the hint

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:50 PM

this damn board is RUINING my comedic timing

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:51 PM

on the internet, if you close your eyes, NO girl is ugly.

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:52 PM

why don't we just put ALL my posts first.

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:52 PM

hey guys - scroll down for the first post!

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:52 PM

almost there

duckman · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

first post is coming up soon

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

hang tight now

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

it's worth the wait

korme · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

This nasty girl keeps IMing me. Whatever, I'll tlak to anyone. But she is now saying things like "hey sexy", "you should come visit me at work", and "why don't we hang out more?"

I want to reply to that last one with MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR THE UGLIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

But I don't, I say gay shit like "uhhh idk"... what should I do?

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

well, not really, but hey...

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:53 PM

FINALLY

vex · 12-28-2004, 11:54 PM

I think she's the one that needs help

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:54 PM

I predict Balldog is going to say "LOL"

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2004, 11:54 PM

and Suicane will make up a story

vex · 12-28-2004, 11:55 PM

This thread is slightly messed up.

Suicane75 · 12-28-2004, 11:56 PM

I had a problem like this once. My buddy and I would talk on AIM to this cool, but ugly chick, anyway, eventually we both changed screen names cause it was just too difficult to tell her why we were never gonna hook up. Thats why my AIM name isnt Suicane75.......anymore.

Oh, tell her you're gay.

JeeberD · 12-28-2004, 11:57 PM

Hey, I didn't start this thread!!!!!!!11!!1!!!

cthomer5000 · 12-28-2004, 11:57 PM

just blow her off like 5 times in a row and she'll leave you alone.

Balldog · 12-28-2004, 11:59 PM

duckman · 12-28-2004, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.

You be amazed at the power of alcohol.

duckman · 12-29-2004, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog

I'd hit it.

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:01 AM

hahahaha i should do that, and btw, i was so confused when i let this first post sit for a while, refresh it and see 16 replies, then i saw they were ALL DD.

a friend of mine's suggestion
FRIEND: have her come over and suck on your taint

scary.

RPI-Fan · 12-29-2004, 12:02 AM

Shorty: There is a very easy solution here.

Tell her to hold on so you can ask for advice on what to do on an internet message board with a bunch of people you don't know that is about fake sports.

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I had a problem like this once. My buddy and I would talk on AIM to this cool, but ugly chick, anyway, eventually we both changed screen names cause it was just too difficult to tell her why we were never gonna hook up. Thats why my AIM name isnt Suicane75.......anymore.

Oh, tell her you're gay.

won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:04 AM

JUST 20 SECONDS AGO, AS I WAS TYPING THAT POST

uglybitch: so r u gonna come visit me?

Balldog · 12-29-2004, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RPI-Fan

Shorty: There is a very easy solution here.

Tell her to hold on so you can ask for advice on what to do on an internet message board with a bunch of people you don't know that is about fake sports.

she'd just say LOL THATS COOL, bc i want your dick so bad anything you say is funny or soooo coool

DaddyTorgo · 12-29-2004, 12:12 AM

i think you need to give us her AIM SN so we can all start harassing her! We'll make like we all want her ugly body, just for laughs. Or at least...I will

<----- has no friends

Flasch186 · 12-29-2004, 12:12 AM

id say try to steer things to the craziest most demeaning sex acts she could possibly perform....if she doesnt bat an eye, ten you have to start considering your options.

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:15 AM

i changed the subject, here's the enxt response

uglybody: so r u comin to visit?
nastyface: or r u avoiding the question?

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:17 AM

fuck it just ignore my timestamps, my clock is fucked up

stalker (4:34:53 PM): so r u comin to visit?
stalker (4:35:03 PM): or r u avoiding the question?
kormelink3 (4:35:16 PM): haha chill when do u work
stalker (4:35:20 PM): haha
stalker (4:35:25 PM): i was just kidding
stalker (4:35:31 PM): tomorrow night 7-10
kormelink3 (4:36:25 PM): idk ill prob be out doin my thing
stalker (4:36:32 PM): thats cool
stalker (4:36:44 PM): i just get bored, so i ask ppl to come visit me
stalker (4:36:57 PM): and since i havent seen u in a while, thought id ask u

MrBug708 · 12-29-2004, 12:24 AM

Awwww

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:40 AM

notevenbagable (4:46:45 PM): i was at davids house last night
notevenbagable (4:46:48 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:47:00 PM): cool whatd u do
notevenbagable (4:47:12 PM): we just kinda stopped by, and i drank a lil
notevenbagable (4:47:21 PM): well, enough to get me drunk
notevenbagable (4:47:23 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:47:24 PM): who is wee
notevenbagable (4:47:29 PM): me n clare
kormelink3 (4:47:58 PM): oh i see
notevenbagable (4:48:10 PM): yup
notevenbagable (4:48:20 PM): they wer all surprised when i asked for a drink
notevenbagable (4:48:32 PM): cuz i was always so str8 edge
notevenbagable (4:48:34 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:48:46 PM): u were?
kormelink3 (4:48:50 PM): my brother is
notevenbagable (4:49:05 PM): is he?
notevenbagable (4:49:07 PM): how old is he?
kormelink3 (4:49:10 PM): 21
notevenbagable (4:49:17 PM): crazy
notevenbagable (4:49:33 PM): i was hard core str8 edge
notevenbagable (4:49:46 PM): like, to the point it was disgusting
notevenbagable (4:49:47 PM): lol
notevenbagable (4:49:58 PM): goin to youth group and lockins for church and shit
notevenbagable (4:49:59 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:51:07 PM): ok then
kormelink3 (4:51:09 PM): why did you change
notevenbagable (4:51:26 PM): i moved in with clare
notevenbagable (4:51:28 PM): lol
notevenbagable (4:51:33 PM): she corrupted me
notevenbagable (4:52:41 PM): and i thank her daily for it
notevenbagable (4:52:43 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:52:54 PM): haha thas terrrible
notevenbagable (4:52:59 PM): haha
notevenbagable (4:53:01 PM): y?
kormelink3 (4:53:50 PM): its not, i was kididng
notevenbagable (4:53:56 PM): i figured
notevenbagable (4:54:03 PM): im much more fun now
notevenbagable (4:54:04 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:55:14 PM): haha ok
kormelink3 (4:55:19 PM): why are u more fun now
notevenbagable (4:56:26 PM): cuz i drink, smoke, etc...

read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.

Suicane75 · 12-29-2004, 12:48 AM

Dude, is she a lesbian? Get some.

sovereignstar · 12-29-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

enlightenment..

suicanecomcast (5:11:15 PM): get in on that man
suicanecomcast (5:11:29 PM): hook up with the 3 of them once, then get clare to diss off the stalker
suicanecomcast (5:11:33 PM): then she hates clare and not you
suicanecomcast (5:11:37 PM): and then do clare in the butt
suicanecomcast (5:11:42 PM): Im a fuckin genius

plus bug and sov both ask me if i will come visit them, fags!

Ah I was just going to log off for the night.. maybe not now.

YOU'RE DEAD BITCH DIE D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E

stevew · 12-29-2004, 12:48 AM

Post order is really annoying

JeeberD · 12-29-2004, 12:49 AM

Dammit, too bad I hate AIM or else I would join in the fun...

korme · 12-29-2004, 12:53 AM

enlightenment..

suicanecomcast (5:11:15 PM): get in on that man
suicanecomcast (5:11:29 PM): hook up with the 3 of them once, then get clare to diss off the stalker
suicanecomcast (5:11:33 PM): then she hates clare and not you
suicanecomcast (5:11:37 PM): and then do clare in the butt
suicanecomcast (5:11:42 PM): Im a fuckin genius

plus bug and sov both ask me if i will come visit them, fags!

MrBug708 · 12-29-2004, 12:59 AM

Shorty, Shorty, Shorty

Flasch186 · 12-29-2004, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

.

read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.

im so proud of my Shorty

sovereignstar · 12-29-2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.

You're cool because you're a brawler. And you're not a fucking eeltit.

MrBug708 · 12-29-2004, 01:06 AM

Shorty, I know you arent a cold heartless bitch like Suicane, because let's face it, no one is ont his board. (I secretly envy him) Just tell her you have a crush on Clare and then deal with Clare later. This way, it'll kinda upset her and kind of not.

*shrugs*

Or just bone Clare to get it over with

GoldenEagle · 12-29-2004, 01:07 AM

DraftDodger is a genius, he can can see the future. OMG WTF LOL!!!111

sovereignstar · 12-29-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

Or just bone Clare to get it over with

I support this message.

MrBug708 · 12-29-2004, 01:13 AM

Shorty, you should ream that other girl whose picture you sent me. Man, that ass and those boobs!

Woot!

korme · 12-29-2004, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

You're cool because you're a brawler. And you're not a fucking eeltit.

represent my bloods and crips fool i'll smoke yo ass

GoldenEagle · 12-29-2004, 01:15 AM

Why would JeeberD start a topic that says "help - give her Balldogs phone number"
.

12-28-2004, 11:50 PM	#3
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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	on the internet, if you close your eyes, NO girl is ugly. __________________ Mile High Hockey

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	almost there __________________ Mile High Hockey

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	hang tight now __________________ Mile High Hockey

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	it's worth the wait __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-28-2004, 11:53 PM	#12
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	help This nasty girl keeps IMing me. Whatever, I'll tlak to anyone. But she is now saying things like "hey sexy", "you should come visit me at work", and "why don't we hang out more?" I want to reply to that last one with MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR THE UGLIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE!! But I don't, I say gay shit like "uhhh idk"... what should I do?

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	FINALLY __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-28-2004, 11:54 PM	#15
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I think she's the one that needs help

12-28-2004, 11:54 PM	#16
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I predict Balldog is going to say "LOL" __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-28-2004, 11:54 PM	#17
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	and Suicane will make up a story __________________ Mile High Hockey

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vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	This thread is slightly messed up.

12-28-2004, 11:56 PM	#19
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I had a problem like this once. My buddy and I would talk on AIM to this cool, but ugly chick, anyway, eventually we both changed screen names cause it was just too difficult to tell her why we were never gonna hook up. Thats why my AIM name isnt Suicane75.......anymore. Oh, tell her you're gay.

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12-28-2004, 11:59 PM	#22
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12-29-2004, 12:01 AM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	hahahaha i should do that, and btw, i was so confused when i let this first post sit for a while, refresh it and see 16 replies, then i saw they were ALL DD. a friend of mine's suggestion FRIEND: have her come over and suck on your taint scary.

12-29-2004, 12:02 AM	#26
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	Shorty: There is a very easy solution here. Tell her to hold on so you can ask for advice on what to do on an internet message board with a bunch of people you don't know that is about fake sports. __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes? Last edited by RPI-Fan : 12-29-2004 at 12:03 AM.

12-29-2004, 12:04 AM	#28
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	JUST 20 SECONDS AGO, AS I WAS TYPING THAT POST uglybitch: so r u gonna come visit me?

12-29-2004, 12:12 AM	#31
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i think you need to give us her AIM SN so we can all start harassing her! We'll make like we all want her ugly body, just for laughs. Or at least...I will <----- has no friends

12-29-2004, 12:12 AM	#32
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12-29-2004, 12:15 AM	#33
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i changed the subject, here's the enxt response uglybody: so r u comin to visit? nastyface: or r u avoiding the question?

12-29-2004, 12:17 AM	#34
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	fuck it just ignore my timestamps, my clock is fucked up stalker (4:34:53 PM): so r u comin to visit? stalker (4:35:03 PM): or r u avoiding the question? kormelink3 (4:35:16 PM): haha chill when do u work stalker (4:35:20 PM): haha stalker (4:35:25 PM): i was just kidding stalker (4:35:31 PM): tomorrow night 7-10 kormelink3 (4:36:25 PM): idk ill prob be out doin my thing stalker (4:36:32 PM): thats cool stalker (4:36:44 PM): i just get bored, so i ask ppl to come visit me stalker (4:36:57 PM): and since i havent seen u in a while, thought id ask u

12-29-2004, 12:24 AM	#35
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Awwww

12-29-2004, 12:48 AM	#37
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Dude, is she a lesbian? Get some.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Post order is really annoying

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12-29-2004, 12:53 AM	#41
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	enlightenment.. suicanecomcast (5:11:15 PM): get in on that man suicanecomcast (5:11:29 PM): hook up with the 3 of them once, then get clare to diss off the stalker suicanecomcast (5:11:33 PM): then she hates clare and not you suicanecomcast (5:11:37 PM): and then do clare in the butt suicanecomcast (5:11:42 PM): Im a fuckin genius plus bug and sov both ask me if i will come visit them, fags!

12-29-2004, 12:59 AM	#42
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Shorty, Shorty, Shorty

12-29-2004, 01:06 AM	#45
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Shorty, I know you arent a cold heartless bitch like Suicane, because let's face it, no one is ont his board. (I secretly envy him) Just tell her you have a crush on Clare and then deal with Clare later. This way, it'll kinda upset her and kind of not. shrugs Or just bone Clare to get it over with

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12-29-2004, 01:13 AM	#48
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Shorty, you should ream that other girl whose picture you sent me. Man, that ass and those boobs! Woot!