Faking It

korme · 12-30-2004, 04:09 AM

So I know chicks fake it.

But have you ever been in a spot where you had to fake it?

And no I haven't, just curious though.

IMetTrentGreen · 12-30-2004, 04:14 AM

yes, i have pretended to be interested in what the girl is saying

Suicane75 · 12-30-2004, 04:16 AM

Never. What made you start this thread? You little bastard.

korme · 12-30-2004, 04:17 AM

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

Suicane75 · 12-30-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

It would be very weird if a girl jumped you, let us know when it finaly happens, mmmkay?

korme · 12-30-2004, 04:19 AM

LOL. Well played, Suicane75, well played.

SackAttack · 12-30-2004, 04:43 AM

Shorty, if she's going for 35 seconds, she's not a "she."

Just a word of friendly advice.

Flasch186 · 12-30-2004, 08:24 AM

i feel nauseous

sachmo71 · 12-30-2004, 09:07 AM

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

So I know chicks fake it.

But have you ever been in a spot where you had to fake it?

And no I haven't, just curious though.

these are the thoughts entering your mind?

WSUCougar · 12-30-2004, 09:50 AM

Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"?

CamEdwards · 12-30-2004, 09:52 AM

yes as well.

sachmo71 · 12-30-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"?

I thought it was "Wherz more beer?"

Noop · 12-30-2004, 10:08 AM

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

Shorty is creative

digamma · 12-30-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

So, what, you'd have to fake the last 15-20 seconds? I'd say that's doable.

fantastic flying froggies · 12-30-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came?

) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came?

) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

fantastic flying froggies · 12-30-2004, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

Yup, I'm still working on that one...

Noop · 12-30-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came?

) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for these girls in highschool...

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for thiese girls in highschool...

bukkake!

Noop · 12-30-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

bukkake!

I dare you to google chicken bukkake

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I dare you to google chicken bukkake

How long have you been waiting to work that into a thread?

fantastic flying froggies · 12-30-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for these girls in highschool...

How I wish I was still in high school... sigh...

Noop · 12-30-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How long have you been waiting to work that into a thread?

Not to long unlike my penis pump jokes which seem never have a right place.

Maple Leafs · 12-30-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

"You really have to sell that to a woman. A lot of eye contact involved." - Dennis Miller.

Noop · 12-30-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

How I wish I was still in high school... sigh...

You live in France the women and the accent of the women outweight being young.

Ksyrup · 12-30-2004, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

PINE CONES!

fantastic flying froggies · 12-30-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

You live in France the women and the accent of the women outweight being young.

oh, it wasn't the 'being young' part I was longing for, more the 'come on the face' part...

sachmo71 · 12-30-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

oh, it wasn't the 'being young' part I was longing for, more the 'come on the face' part...

ewwww!

BucDawg40 · 12-30-2004, 11:15 AM

'YES' here...

"I'm utterly spent" is my favorite line for such situations.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 11:17 AM

I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours.

AZSpeechCoach · 12-30-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I dare you to google chicken bukkake

Dammit Noop, you sicko. You made me see MSPaint chicken bukkake.

Surtt · 12-30-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

"Thinking hard" isn't the problem.

sachmo71 · 12-30-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours.

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

Apparantly not

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

"Thinking hard" isn't the problem.

Are you saying you experience a certain "deflation" and faking is kind of like the eject button?

sabotai · 12-30-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

Disagree. A girl can fake the sounds, but she can't fake the involuntary body movements. Once you give a girl a real orgasm, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

sabotai · 12-30-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You saw that in a movie.

Yes I did...well, we never released it to the public...

Edit: Get off dynamic 5 n00b!

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Disagree. A girl can fake the sounds, but she can't fake the involuntary body movements. Once you give a girl a real orgasm, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

You saw that in a movie.

Noop · 12-30-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You saw that in a movie.

I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh

sabotai · 12-30-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm a dynamic 2 man.

Well there goes that theory I guess.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh

please don't talk about your pumping

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Yes I did...well, we never released it to the public...

Edit: Get off dynamic 5 n00b!

I'm a dynamic 2 man.

bbor · 12-30-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You saw that in a movie.

When Harry met Sally

Noop · 12-30-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

please don't talk about your pumping

You dont pump? Ah man are you more a humper with short quick jabs?

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

You dont pump? Ah man are you more a hump with short quick jabs?

It depends who I'm fighting.

Noop · 12-30-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

It depends who I'm fighting.

*dies*

They make pills to help your problem.

Ksyrup · 12-30-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

At least, not without a car battery and a set of jumper cables.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Oh, by the way...one of these days, when you aren't being selfish, try to get your "lover" off, if not at the same time, then first. You might notice a difference.

pumpers have no time for that crap.

12-30-2004, 08:24 AM	#8
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12-30-2004, 09:50 AM	#11
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-30-2004, 09:52 AM	#12
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12-30-2004, 10:08 AM	#14
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-30-2004, 11:17 AM	#32
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-30-2004, 04:14 AM	#2
IMetTrentGreen College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, Texas	yes, i have pretended to be interested in what the girl is saying

12-30-2004, 04:16 AM	#3
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Never. What made you start this thread? You little bastard.

12-30-2004, 04:17 AM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

12-30-2004, 04:19 AM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	LOL. Well played, Suicane75, well played.

12-30-2004, 04:43 AM	#7
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Shorty, if she's going for 35 seconds, she's not a "she." Just a word of friendly advice.

12-30-2004, 09:07 AM	#9
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	yes

12-30-2004, 11:15 AM	#31
BucDawg40 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	'YES' here... "I'm utterly spent" is my favorite line for such situations.

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