Kill AE!

Poli · 12-31-2004, 05:57 PM

Blast that punk for losing to Russia!

Wait, never mind. That's me.

saintjo · 12-31-2004, 06:47 PM

Quick, grab the torches and pitch forks and all storm AE's clubhouse!

sterlingice · 01-01-2005, 10:21 AM

And burn that FOFC place he hangs out at!

SI

Qwikshot · 01-01-2005, 10:25 AM

Burniate Burniate!!!

Alf · 01-04-2005, 06:56 AM

burninate is the more appropraite word

BreizhManu · 01-04-2005, 07:05 AM

BEDEVERE:: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3:: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE:: A newt?
VILLAGER #3:: I got better.
VILLAGER #2:: Burn her anyway!
VILLAGER #1:: Burn!
CROWD:: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
BEDEVERE:: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1:: Are there?
VILLAGER #2:: Ah?
VILLAGER #1:: What are they?
CROWD:: Tell us! Tell us!...
BEDEVERE:: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:: Burn!
VILLAGER #1:: Burn!
CROWD:: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:: More witches!
VILLAGER #3:: Shh!
VILLAGER #2:: Wood!
BEDEVERE:: So, why do witches burn?; [pause]
VILLAGER #3:: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:: Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:: Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:: Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:: No. No.
VILLAGER #2:: No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:: Bread!
VILLAGER #2:: Apples!
VILLAGER #3:: Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:: Cider!
VILLAGER #2:: Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:: Mud!
VILLAGER #3:: Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:: Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:: A duck!
CROWD:: Oooh.
BEDEVERE:: Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:: A witch!
VILLAGER #1:: A witch!
CROWD:: A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:: Here is a duck. Use this duck.; [quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
BEDEVERE:: Right. Remove the supports!; [whop]; [clunk]; [creak]
CROWD:: A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:: It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3:: Burn her!
CROWD:: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...

saintjo · 01-04-2005, 05:28 PM

you know things are getting out of control when people start quoting monty python.

run ae, run!!!!!!!

sterlingice · 01-04-2005, 07:14 PM

No thread has ever been hurt by quoting Monty Python.

SI

ur_land · 01-11-2005, 09:36 AM

and many have been improved

thealmighty · 01-11-2005, 11:56 AM

The world would be a better place if a "Monty Python quote in Every Thread" rule were instituted.

blackout · 01-11-2005, 10:54 PM

that was awesome

01-04-2005, 06:56 AM	#5
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	burninate is the more appropraite word __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

01-04-2005, 07:05 AM	#6
BreizhManu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Paris, France	BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! VILLAGER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!... BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. VILLAGER #1: Are there? VILLAGER #2: Ah? VILLAGER #1: What are they? CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!... BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! VILLAGER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!... BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #3: Shh! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood? BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh. CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh. BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah. RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No. No. VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead! ARTHUR: A duck! CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically... VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? VILLAGER #2: A witch! VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! A witch!... VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck. [quack quack quack] BEDEVERE: Very good. We shall use my largest scales. CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh... BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports! [whop] [clunk] [creak] CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. VILLAGER #3: Burn her! CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...

01-04-2005, 05:28 PM	#7
saintjo College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: St. Louis, MO	you know things are getting out of control when people start quoting monty python. run ae, run!!!!!!! __________________ http://www.MaloMart.com

01-04-2005, 07:14 PM	#8
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	No thread has ever been hurt by quoting Monty Python. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-11-2005, 11:56 AM	#10
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	The world would be a better place if a "Monty Python quote in Every Thread" rule were instituted. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

12-31-2004, 06:47 PM	#2
saintjo College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: St. Louis, MO	Quick, grab the torches and pitch forks and all storm AE's clubhouse! __________________ http://www.MaloMart.com

01-01-2005, 10:21 AM	#3
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	And burn that FOFC place he hangs out at! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-01-2005, 10:25 AM	#4
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Burniate Burniate!!!

01-11-2005, 09:36 AM	#9
ur_land n00b Join Date: Sep 2004	and many have been improved

01-11-2005, 10:54 PM	#11
blackout Mascot Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fenway Park, above home plate	that was awesome

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)