I don't think she loves me anymore.

[Pumpy Tudors]

A Yahoo! Messenger chat that I endured a while ago:

Start of janettbaby45 buffer: Mon Jan 10 23:10:05 2005
[22:35] janettbaby45: how r u doing?
[22:35] janettbaby45: 
[22:36] pumpy_tudors: Who are you?
[22:36] janettbaby45: im janet from nigeria
[22:36] janettbaby45: and u?
[22:36] janettbaby45: im 25/single
[22:36] pumpy_tudors: Nice.
[22:37] janettbaby45: tell me about u
[22:37] pumpy_tudors: I'm older than you a little.
[22:37] janettbaby45: ok
[22:37] janettbaby45: then tell me
[22:37] janettbaby45: that's no problem
[22:38] pumpy_tudors: Hey, I'm just making sure you're not a bot.
[22:39] janettbaby45: how do u mean?
[22:39] pumpy_tudors: Lots of people likek to make Yahoo spam bots, but don't worry about it.
[22:39] janettbaby45: i dont understand what  u mean
[22:40] janettbaby45: pls explain it to me honey
[22:41] pumpy_tudors: People like to randomly spam others by sending them links to porn websites. 
You're not going to send me a link to a porn website, are you?
[22:41] janettbaby45: how can i do that?
[22:41] janettbaby45: i face my business
[22:41] janettbaby45: im not for that shit
[22:42] pumpy_tudors: I was just saying. I've gotten IM's from random people before, and that's 
all they were trying to do.
[22:42] janettbaby45: i see
[22:42] janettbaby45: im not for that
[22:42] janettbaby45: im into marketing and u?
[22:42] pumpy_tudors: I type on computers.
[22:43] janettbaby45: ok
[22:43] janettbaby45:  u know about computers
[22:43] janettbaby45: i mean the parts
[22:43] janettbaby45: like the ddrams
[22:43] pumpy_tudors: Yes.
[22:43] janettbaby45: the memories i mean
[22:43] pumpy_tudors: Yes.
[22:43] janettbaby45: ok
[22:44] janettbaby45: i dont need that yet
[22:44] janettbaby45: i need camcorders and mobile phones to supply to a media company that needs 
it
[22:44] janettbaby45: ten camcorders and thirty mobile phones
[22:44] janettbaby45: the prices here are too high i dont know how honest and sincere u r?
[22:45] pumpy_tudors: No. Sorry.
[22:45] janettbaby45: i can arrange with the financier to send u some funds then u buy them over 
there and ship to me
[22:45] janettbaby45: why?
[22:45] pumpy_tudors: SCAM ALERT
[22:45] pumpy_tudors: SCAM ALERT
[22:45] pumpy_tudors: WOOP WOOP
[22:46] pumpy_tudors: REPORTED
[22:46] pumpy_tudors: REPORTED
[22:48] pumpy_tudors: What? You won't talk to me now?
[22:48] pumpy_tudors: At least plead your case?
[22:49] pumpy_tudors: If it's not a scam, tell me so, and I'll buy whatever you want.
End of janettbaby45 buffer: Mon Jan 10 23:10:05 2005

As you can see, I got no response from janettbaby45 from 22:49 until 23:10 when I finally closed the window. I am sad.

[stevew]

I tried to im her to get your sloppy seconds, but she wasnt online. We should "adopt this troll" as a community

[Kodos]

Did she show you her nipple by chance?

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

:slowly backs away: