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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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OK. I heard this on the radio about 3 hours ago, but didn't pass it along then because I thought it was a joke. However, it is now being reported at several news sites overseas. I'm going to check snopes, but figured it was at least worth posting at this point.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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"a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow...
You can say that again! ![]()
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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cues up Tom Jones...
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We could of caught them with their pants down.
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
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Does it look like a giant penis as it flies through the air?
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Yep...I have that in iTunes...
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Cary, NC, USA
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Do Not Taunt Sex Bomb
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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LOL! This is a great find Skydog.
Some really funny stuf there. |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I just find it a little creepy that they were trying to make a bomb to make soldiers homosexually attracted to one another. This would be interesting to bring up when the next "gay by choice vs gay by birth" flame war breaks out.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Just like we always hear about NASA, this could have a lot of potential spin-off value for commercial and recreational use among civilians. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Esp. under the Clinton Admin, huh? |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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That is horrible... ![]() |
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Dearly Missed
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You got something against Storm Troopers?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Give me anthrax. At least you'd be dead. Imagine the horror of waking up after that stuff wore off.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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That guy is still cracking me up. ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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sex bomb? |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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had to delete the
evgeny plushenko ice show "sex bomb" post. Somewhere i messed up on formatting. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Theres only so much blantent homosexual ice skating overatures that a message board can take before it loses it. |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Since you asked for it. ![]() ![]() Last edited by stevew : 01-14-2005 at 08:30 PM. |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Military considered developing 'gay bomb'.....
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Man, Bubba's probably hiding out in fear of being "infected"...
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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They could have just gave them an energy drink.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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As laughable as this idea is, I think the target here was more to create a sexual instinct than turning someone gay. Since nearly all of the soldiers would be men, I think they came up with the "gay" part of this as a means to the end. Had the military units been 50/50 men and women, they still would have posed this idea as a way to make the units attracted to each other. But of course, this story has more legs if you throw the gay thing out there as the crux of the story.
Why they just didn't ask Cupid how he does it, and saved the money, is my question!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-11-2007 at 01:38 PM. |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I had pretty much the same take as you. This is someone trying to get more legs out of a story than it really deserves. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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On my command, "Gas, gas, gas," you're gonna don your protective ass cover, make sure they're sealed soldier!
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Well, the idea is straight out of a bad sci fi movie, so it deserves some press. But the gay angle is really unncessary and somewhat misleading.
At least it happened while Clinton was in the WH, so the gay angle couldn't be fully blown out of proportion. This was clearly an example of his "don't ask, don't tell" policy - they shouldn't have asked for money to conduct this kind of BS experiment, and I'm sure he didn't want them telling anyone someone made this proposal!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Sorry, this isn't from the Onion?
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2004
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If there was a chemical that had the potential to make anyone you want so desperate for sex that they would even seek out the opposite gender if they had to, that could be developed for $7.5M, it would already be made and both you and I would have an order on backorder.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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So you're saying it's Clinton's fault that we're not all having sex with whomever we want, whenever we want? Or maybe he did authorize this, but kept the trial packets for himself?
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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I remember this, um, coming out a few years ago. I was curious about the proposed design because, as far as I know, any chemical that might be capable of doing that sort of thing (oxytocin?) could never get through the blood-brain barrier by inhalation. As I recall, though, they didn't actually have a real design--they were just tossing ideas around.
Also, wouldn't this violate chemical weapons treaties?
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I have never heard of something so diabolical since the Nude Bomb.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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I'm putting 2 + 2 together here....
Now I think I know the REAL reason we were so paranoid about the Canadian's "poppy coin." The whole "radio frequency transmitter" thing was just a cover. Those coins were specially formulated to counteract the effects of our Love Potion Bombs!!! ![]()
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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I don't find this surprising at all. In fact, I recall hearing something along these lines a few years ago.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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set us up teh ghey bomb k plz thx bye!
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Yeh, I just looked it up: it's the same thing I read about a few years ago. And, having just read the actual document, it seems to have been completely blown out of proportion. The short, three-page R&D proposal actually describes three categories of potentially useful, non-lethal chemical weapons. Some of the ideas actually sound pretty good (e.g.: marking criminals/combatants with a persistent odor perceptable only to trained dogs). There is only one paragraph mentioning homosexuality, and only in the context of a larger category of chemicals that could afffect behavior. In doing so they only mention it as a hypothetical "example" and note that the idea is "distasteful." Here is whole paragraph, in context: Quote:
That's it. The $7.5 million figure quoted in the article was an estimate for R&D for entire project, including all three categories of chemicals.
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." Last edited by ThunderingHERD : 06-11-2007 at 03:35 PM. |
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Once again, facts get in the way of a good story.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Man, that's funny!!! ![]()
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ah, good, election year politics heating up (else why bring this up again?).
Noting, of course, that an "election year" is really 2.5 calendar years, or about 1,000,000,000 stress years.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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The threads have been merged. I had forgotten about it until whomever dug up the old one and merged it with the new one.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Do I win?
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Yeah, I know. I was just kidding around -- I had to quote this very thread to do it.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yeah, I guess so. I don't know who wins, but I lose.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Can I get one of these bombs?
I can just see going home one night, "Hey hon, man do I have a bomb to drop tonight!" |
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