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Old 01-18-2005, 09:25 PM   #1
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OT: Swearing Jesus (Not Work Safe)
hxxp://www.ebaumsworld.com/swearingjesus.html

Definetly not work safe, nor for the religious, but it's incredibly funny.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:27 PM   #2
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JC just called me a "pan day hoooo" (pro-nun-see-ation)
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:20 PM   #4
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My Lord just asked me if I wanted to be fucked in the ass. Does this mean that I'm going to Hell?
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:32 PM   #5
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My Lord just asked me if I wanted to be fucked in the ass.
And here you thought your week couldn't get worse...
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:15 PM   #6
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And here you thought your week couldn't get worse...

Jesus just told my wife he was "going to shove that thing up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click."

Forget the spongebath. I'm not getting out of bed tomorrow.
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:45 AM   #7
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Just bad.
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Old 01-20-2005, 09:16 AM   #8
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Pathetic.
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Old 01-20-2005, 09:47 AM   #9
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I enjoyed it.
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