wtf?

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 02:40 PM

hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6711

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-20-2005, 02:41 PM

Dare I even ask how you found that?

Suicane75 · 01-20-2005, 02:43 PM

God damn that is some serious oddness.

rkmsuf · 01-20-2005, 02:43 PM

JeeberD...are you off your medication?

TLK · 01-20-2005, 02:45 PM

I think I'll pass....

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Dare I even ask how you found that?

You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before...

sovereignstar · 01-20-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before...

Um.. I had to. I didn't know what it meant.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-20-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before...

Um no. I prefer men who aren't, so my Google searches revolve around that.

Question is, why are you so interested in eunichs? Getting married or something?

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 03:03 PM

Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.

None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls...

rkmsuf · 01-20-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.

None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls...

Based on this thread I think I can see why.

Lathum · 01-20-2005, 03:11 PM

I take it this isn't worksafe?

MIJB#19 · 01-20-2005, 03:11 PM

You mean:

?

Lathum · 01-20-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

You mean:

?

I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.

mckerney · 01-20-2005, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I mean I probably shouldn't open this link ~~at work~~ ever.

Fixed it for you.

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 03:18 PM

No dirty pics, but it will lead to disturbing mental imagry...

MIJB#19 · 01-20-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.

I wasn't referring to you, but to the topic title.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-20-2005, 04:18 PM

Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?

Glengoyne · 01-20-2005, 04:22 PM

I should just know better than to open a link to eunich.org.

I will join in and say WTF? WTF were you doing there to see that?

DanGarion · 01-20-2005, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?

Arg, you beat me to it!

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 04:32 PM

Heh, that link was actually posted on a different board and I thought that I would bring thei weirdness over here...

Pumpy Tudors · 01-20-2005, 06:46 PM

hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3

The emoticons seal the deal. (so to speak)

FrogMan · 01-20-2005, 07:05 PM

HOLY MOLY!!!!

Yeah, was curious, so I went, but hot darn, this is in the guy's signature!!!

Quote:

Castrated 14 May 2001 by Dr. Felix Spector in a proper, legal, and safe medical setting. Empty scrotum removed by Dr. Kimmel on 18 January 2002.

Dr. Kimmel's phone number: (215) 563-0847
Dr. Kimmel's FAX number: (215) 568-4881

My primary concern is Eunuch health issues, including safe castrations.

"Because Nice Matters"

I think I'm gonna be sick...

FM

MJ4H · 01-20-2005, 07:11 PM

I think there is an OWNED picture waiting to happen somewhere.

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 11:07 PM

The scissors emoticon is what gets me...

EagleFan · 01-20-2005, 11:14 PM

No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!

Swaggs · 01-20-2005, 11:16 PM

Painful. Just painful.

JeeberD · 01-20-2005, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

(or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!

*cringe*

bbor · 01-21-2005, 12:32 AM

duckman · 01-21-2005, 10:25 AM

Jeebs: Less time on the computer and more time with girlfriend.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-21-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!

I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..

FrogMan · 01-21-2005, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..

not that you would personally know about that, right, you've only "heard" about it, right???

ARLEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!

FM

cartman · 01-21-2005, 11:17 AM

This thread shows a big difference between men and women.

While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.

Loren · 01-21-2005, 11:27 AM

SOO here's a couple things that caught my eye off that board...

is the $2,000 just for castration or is that sac removel as well EWWWWWWW

Castration only: $2,000

Castration and scrotal removal (both done at the same time): $3,200

Scrotal removal only (done at a later date): $1,500

Being a Eunuch... PRICELESS!!! Gotta love the eunuch sense of humor

Your body will object to having the balls removed, save the sac for another day. umm YEeahhh

apparently ill be having visions of an empty nut sac running through my head the rest of the day, ohhh whoooo will be the lucky person who sees me first and i JUST HAVE TO TELL about this

(i called the husband

), and just so I can say I learned something from this appparently "phantom pains" (as in feeling like youve been kicked)can exist for the rest of your life when you have your nuts removed, goood times, good times..

cartman · 01-21-2005, 11:32 AM

You should never do this to your fireman.

SlapBone · 01-21-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

This thread shows a big difference between men and women.

While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.

It's true and this is the sentence that did it to me:

Quote:

I had enough of sex, wanted the Eunuch calm, now have it, and that's that. I doubt if that can be regarded as a fetish.

I think the non-eunuch chaos is just fine with me. Besides with four kids, the damage is already done.

sportsfan13 · 01-21-2005, 03:20 PM

I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature???

Ksyrup · 01-21-2005, 04:41 PM

If I ever start a band, I'm calling it The Eunuch Calm.

FrogMan · 01-21-2005, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature???

I'm not sure you're on the right forum to ask that question. Maybe you should register at that other forum and ask over there

FM

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-21-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before...

Only regarding Randy Johnson: The Big Eunich

01-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	JeeberD...are you off your medication? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-20-2005, 03:03 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment. None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-20-2005, 03:11 PM	#12
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	You mean: ? __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail Last edited by MIJB#19 : 01-20-2005 at 03:12 PM.

01-20-2005, 03:18 PM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	No dirty pics, but it will lead to disturbing mental imagry... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 01-20-2005 at 03:18 PM.

01-20-2005, 04:32 PM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Heh, that link was actually posted on a different board and I thought that I would bring thei weirdness over here... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-20-2005, 02:41 PM	#2
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dare I even ask how you found that?

01-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#3
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	God damn that is some serious oddness.

01-20-2005, 02:45 PM	#5
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I think I'll pass....

01-20-2005, 03:11 PM	#11
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I take it this isn't worksafe?

01-20-2005, 04:18 PM	#17
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?

01-20-2005, 04:22 PM	#18
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I should just know better than to open a link to eunich.org. I will join in and say WTF? WTF were you doing there to see that?

01-20-2005, 06:46 PM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3 The emoticons seal the deal. (so to speak) __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-20-2005, 07:11 PM	#23
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I think there is an OWNED picture waiting to happen somewhere.

01-20-2005, 11:07 PM	#24
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The scissors emoticon is what gets me... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-20-2005, 11:14 PM	#25
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!

01-20-2005, 11:16 PM	#26
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Painful. Just painful. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

01-21-2005, 12:32 AM	#28
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	uhhh __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-21-2005, 11:17 AM	#32
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	This thread shows a big difference between men and women. While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-21-2005, 11:27 AM	#33
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	omg.. SOO here's a couple things that caught my eye off that board... is the $2,000 just for castration or is that sac removel as well EWWWWWWW Castration only: $2,000 Castration and scrotal removal (both done at the same time): $3,200 Scrotal removal only (done at a later date): $1,500 Being a Eunuch... PRICELESS!!! Gotta love the eunuch sense of humor Your body will object to having the balls removed, save the sac for another day. umm YEeahhh apparently ill be having visions of an empty nut sac running through my head the rest of the day, ohhh whoooo will be the lucky person who sees me first and i JUST HAVE TO TELL about this (i called the husband ), and just so I can say I learned something from this appparently "phantom pains" (as in feeling like youve been kicked)can exist for the rest of your life when you have your nuts removed, goood times, good times.. __________________ Lorennnn...

01-21-2005, 11:32 AM	#34
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	You should never do this to your fireman. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-21-2005, 03:20 PM	#36
sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature???

01-21-2005, 04:41 PM	#37
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If I ever start a band, I'm calling it The Eunuch Calm. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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