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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Is a plain hamburger that hard to make?
Seriously, what is so difficult about it? I'm going through the drive-thru at hardees (carl jr's or whatever for you westerners), and I order a plain hamburger. They're little screen shows "plain + no cheese". I get to the drive-thru and pay. Now, I can't really wait forever, since its lunch and the line is ungodly. I get back to work, open it up, and its got everything on it.
Seriously, is it that difficult to make a plain hamburger? |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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Not at all. The real difficulty comes in determining which made burger all wrapped up is the plain one and which is the loaded one. That's where they went wrong. Somewhere someone else is asking "is it so hard to put toppings on the burger?"
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ron, Mexico
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Oh it's hard for the majority of people that work there yes.
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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LOL
I knew, and I mean I was positive, that this was going to involved Hardee's.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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So my wife and I go into McDonald's to order breakfast. She asks for her usual "Egg McMuffin w/ folded egg". We then proceed to wonder why there is a discussion in back about whether or not lettuce goes on an Egg McMuffin. Silly cashier rang it up wrong, and the grillperson was actually going to put lettuce on an Egg McMuffin...
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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At McDonalds I once had fun ordering breakfast...
Me: "Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "Sausage McMuffin with Egg?" Me: "No, a Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "OK. A Sausage McMuffin with Egg." Me: "No. A Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "The Sausage McMuffin comes with Egg" Me: "I just want a Sausage McMuffin" (as I look right at the menu in front of me that says "Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "So you want a Sausage McMuffin with Egg?" Me: "I just want a plain Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "What do you want on that?" Me: "Nothing. Just a plain Sausage McMuffin" Drive thru box: "No Egg?" Me: "No. Nothing. Just a plain Sausage McMuffin!" When I got my order and left I opened up the styrophome container and had to pull off the road due to my laughter. There inside the container sat a Sausage McMuffin, minus egg, cheese, and McMuffin! The dumbass idiot wench gave me a plain sausage patty! So apparantly you can only get a "Sausage McMuffin" with egg, or without anything else whatsoever!
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Everytime my order gets screwed up at a fast food place and I get pissed I need to laugh at myself for getting angry. The people that work there are working for minimum wage for a reason, they probably are to dumb/stoned to get a better job so them screwing up my order shouldn't be all the surprising.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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In the words of the immortal Joe Pesci..."they fuck you at the drive through"
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Macomb, MI
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I once ordered a bacon double cheeseburger with only catsup from Wendy's and I got a double hamburger with catsup, no cheese and no bacon.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I once ordered a plain hamburger from Hardee's and when I got to the drive through window they gave me Peter Angelos.
Fuckers. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Just last week there was a guy complaining at the counter of Wendy's, that there was no bacon on his Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Haha!
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I said diet coke dickweed.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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McDonald's, Hardees, etc. don't pay minimum wage anymore. Starting pay at a McDonald's around here is between seven and eight dollars. Too dumb and too stoned to get a better job? Puh-leez. First, you can't even spell, so you shouldn't be one to talk. Secondly, I think fast-food restaurants are great places for teenagers to get their first jobs and learn about responsibility. Having A job is better than having NO job. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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who the fuck eats a plain hamburger?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Yes I'd like a hamburger, hold the meat.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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They should be called Beefburgers anyways, crazy Germans.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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Or Soy I guess.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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So they gave you a hot dog ![]()
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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The last 2 times I tried to get a Chicken Soft Taco from Taco Bell, they either gave me beef or put some weird sauce on it. Damn you Taco Bell! Damn you! |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I had friends who worked at McDonals, they would show up in the parking lot behind the corner store like clockwork everynight at midnight with a bag full of big macs and weed. Man, i miss those guys.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Weed value meal?
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Bite your tongue,heathen ![]()
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Shorty, I'm sorry i messed up your order. And masturbated in your food. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I frequently order junior cheeseburgers from Wendy's. It's on the menu, but try convincing them that it's not a junior cheeseburger deluxe and it's not a junior bacon cheeseburger.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Friend of mine back in the day always got hamburgers with ketchup only from MickeyD's.
He managed to get 2 pieces of bread with ketchup on it one day. |
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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oh crap, do you all even KNOWWW how much saying this screws hamburger place workers UP SERIOUSLY, this is like the WORST thing i think to ask a worker there for..and I Doo..we dont eat meat but sometimes i crave a burger, SO yeah "I'd like a number 1 but no meat o.k?" no meat? "yess no meat, please" --hear them asking whoever's next to them about it-- mamm, umm you dont want any meat on the burger? "no, no meat please" I dont think we can do that mamm.. "yes you can, I always come here and I get a burger with no meat" let me ask the manager mamm...."it's just the burger without the meat, what to ask them about" ok mam, so you just want the bun with the vegetables... "YESSS" maybe 3 times out of 10, still end up with the MEAT in the burger..so then they just want to take the meat off of it, which I then have to explain why I still cant eat it cuz itll have meat STUFF on it.. I mean come on and ya know it still takes them just as long if not longer to make me a burger when they dont EVEN have meat to cook for it NEVERMIND the times at Burger King asking for the veggie burger to be cooked in the microwave and NOT the grill, more manager consulting.. or PIzzas without cheese
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Huh? |
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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it's hard to get burgers without meat, and pizza without cheese at restaurants ok
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Lorennnn... |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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You can change font/color on this damn board?
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Well thats all ya had to say. But, dare i ask why you want those things? |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Noooo, leave her be, its cute. |
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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I could turn you into a meat-lover overnight just like that. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Rather than waiting 40 minutes for your custom-made burger, anyone ever figure out you can just order the regular hamburger and pick the the crap you don't want off?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Ever try picking off ketchup? It's fairly difficult.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Hey buddy, im paying $2.00, i want my burger the way I want it. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Sure, if you're willing to settle for that, but consider: a) it's damned near impossible to fully remove unwanted "liquid" condiments (ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc) b) Depending on the chain, it can be downright impossible to remove lettuce without losing any of the aforementioned condiments c) Special orders are typically made on-demand, and rarely suffer from burger-warmer syndrome.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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my replies follow
i'm a girl of many words Suicane, andddd I still like fast food once in a while, just not the meat and cheese..they're still suprisingly good to me.. I'm cute AND like to take advantage of advanced features baby Sov..nuu UHHH p.s...I dont have to eat the meat to get what I want from it , not to mention I've had NO complaintsandd yeah you cant pick ketchup or those little pieces of like beef goo that get left behind by beef patties on the lettuce..and if they dont make it till you order it, what the big deal ![]()
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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You also have to consider: I. Special orders probably piss off the people working the food areas, increasing the odds of receiving a foreign substance, like spit, in your food. So you have no mayo, but instead a nice loogy. I prefer the anonymity of an average cheeseburger from the warmer. II. If you're really that concerned about what's in your lunch, you probably shouldn't be eating at McDonald's in the first place. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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pics pls thx |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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It's one of the reasons I tend to keep an eye on the food prep areas at fast food places. Quote:
Disagree. If I don't like lettuce, just for example, then fast food seems likely to be more popular with me than less (if you think about it from a healthier food standpoint).
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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I think lettuce is a neutral vegetable. It doesn't really inspire emotion in me one way or the other. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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I hate pickles. If a pickle was on the burger the taste is still there even after the removal and scraping of the area around the pickle slice. Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us...
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In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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Check the burger BEFORE you leave the drive through.
![]() I ordered a hamburger no cheese at MacDee's and they gave me a bun with a piece of cheese on it. I said, "I didn't know you had grilled cheeses here." Fokers! Todd |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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I'd like a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large...orange...drink.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Speaking of fast food messing up orders. On my way home from work today, I ordered a Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad from the drive-thru. They gave it to me with no croutons. I ask for Croutons, and they say that they are all out. I really like Croutons, and I'm strongly suspecting the cashier was just too lazy to go look since it was forgotten. So, I ask for a refund. She says to me in an incredulous voice, "You want a refund just because we don't have croutons?"
I reply, "Yes, I do. I don't want the salad without Croutons." She replies, "Hold on. I think we might have some Croutons after all." I reply, "Why did you tell me you were out of them then?" She replies, "I just remembered we got more in." She gave me my croutons and I left. |
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