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Old 01-21-2005, 03:06 PM   #1
Raiders Army
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Aye Aye Captain!

It's great being a Captain in the Army. Now the civilians around here say "Aye aye Captain!"

Then I say, "I can't heaaaaaaaaaar you!"

Then they say, "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!"

And then we go about our business.

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Old 01-21-2005, 03:15 PM   #2
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Oh, barnacles!
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:16 PM   #3
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Just don't get trapped on an island with some guy name Gilligan
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:24 PM   #4
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I wish my last name was Woody and I was a Major in the Army. That would be cool.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:26 PM   #5
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I've had just about all the nautical nonsense I can stand.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:27 PM   #6
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I wish my last name was Woody and I was a Major in the Army. That would be cool.

I did some consulting work for a guy once whose name was Richard Suckett(I can't recall the exact spelling, but it was pronounced the way you think it would be). I sort of grinned when he told me his first name, and he said "Oh go ahead and laugh. I was in the Army.".
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:30 PM   #7
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I did some consulting work for a guy once whose name was Richard Suckett(I can't recall the exact spelling, but it was pronounced the way you think it would be). I sort of grinned when he told me his first name, and he said "Oh go ahead and laugh. I was in the Army.".

i have a friend named Richard Berrier. . . his name reminds me of an a different way to say "condom".
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:44 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Glengoyne
I did some consulting work for a guy once whose name was Richard Suckett(I can't recall the exact spelling, but it was pronounced the way you think it would be). I sort of grinned when he told me his first name, and he said "Oh go ahead and laugh. I was in the Army.".

One small question.

WTF WERE HIS PARENTS THINKING!?!?!?!
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:31 PM   #9
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Congrats, Captain!

As for weird names, I once worked for a man named Major Dykes.
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:43 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Raiders Army
It's great being a Captain in the Army. Now the civilians around here say "Aye aye Captain!"

Then I say, "I can't heaaaaaaaaaar you!"

Then they say, "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!"

And then we go about our business.

why do they address you like you're in the navy then?

you should be kicking their asses for that.
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Old 01-21-2005, 07:06 PM   #11
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Congrats on the promotion, RA!
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Old 01-21-2005, 07:20 PM   #12
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Am I the only one that feels like there was a Spongebob Squarepants reference missed here?
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Old 01-21-2005, 07:24 PM   #13
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Congratulations! I must warn you, I call most captains (O-6 in the Navy) "Captain Crunch".
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:03 PM   #14
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Am I the only one that feels like there was a Spongebob Squarepants reference missed here?

Are you squidward?
No.
Are you squidward?
No.
Are you squidward?
No.
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Are you squidward now?

(Oops, that was a Patrick moment.)
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:17 AM   #15
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The cool thing about being a captain in another service working with the Navy is when you call someone on the phone and tell them you're Captain So-an-so and you need something done you'll be amazed at how courteous and swift the response will be compared to asking someone in your own service to do it.
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