Iron Maiden rewrites history?

ageofquarrel · 01-25-2005, 10:54 AM

hxxp://www.spazoutny.com/ironmaiden.htm

My favorite part:

Number Of The Beast's first track "Invaders" depicts the horror of a Viking raid on the British isles. The Vikings were Scandinavian warriors who terrorized the coasts of Europe from the 9th-11th Centuries. No one really knows why the Vikings were so pissed off, but most historians agree that it's probably because they had to wear skirts and were named after a shitty football team from Minnesota

chinaski · 01-25-2005, 12:39 PM

Any of those buttrocker class pictures could easily be mine from 3rd-6th grade...

Ksyrup · 01-25-2005, 12:44 PM

It calls into question the academic standards of this institution, and my Mom is totally going to kick my ass when she sees it.

I think his big brother wrote the first part, and he wrote the second part.

Ksyrup · 01-25-2005, 12:47 PM

All kidding aside, I wrote my Senior English paper with a huge bit of assistance from IM's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

sachmo71 · 01-25-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

All kidding aside, I wrote my Senior English paper with a huge bit of assistance from IM's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

EDIT: Ksyrup is smarter than me.

Ksyrup · 01-25-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

EDIT: Ksyrup is smarter than me.

That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.

rkmsuf · 01-25-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.

I swear the first time I read this that I read "meathead".

Ksyrup · 01-25-2005, 01:19 PM

Some people would not quibble about either characterization.

sachmo71 · 01-25-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.

Me too.

01-25-2005, 12:39 PM	#2
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	Any of those buttrocker class pictures could easily be mine from 3rd-6th grade... __________________ CCFL - Buffalo Bills IHOF - Houston Mustangs GML - San Diego

01-25-2005, 12:44 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It calls into question the academic standards of this institution, and my Mom is totally going to kick my ass when she sees it. I think his big brother wrote the first part, and he wrote the second part. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-25-2005, 12:47 PM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	All kidding aside, I wrote my Senior English paper with a huge bit of assistance from IM's Rime of the Ancient Mariner. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-25-2005, 01:19 PM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Some people would not quibble about either characterization. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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