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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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Prom Princess or Porn Queen?
hxxp://www.nypost.com/style/39213.htm
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It is now, almost seven years later, that I regret not going to my prom. Having said that, why would anyone wear this?... and why would any parent in their right mind, allow their daughter to wear this? |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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dola...
there is a pic of the dress at the link.... |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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ohh, I'd hit that, prom style.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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Last edited by Pyser : 01-25-2005 at 02:37 PM. |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Good, because I was beginning to think this was the "Segway Prom Dress" if there was no pic to go along with the story.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Geez, that's barely appropriate for an awards show.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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That picture is making me horny.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Are you (expletive) serious?? There better be a wad of tape under those straps. No, my daughter isn't gonna wear that. Of course, it helps that she's 14 months old rather than 17years old, so it's a nonissue. I shudder to think what creative minds will produce when she IS 17. I think she's not going at this rate.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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No way in hell I would let a daughter of mine wear that thing. Now if I were back in highschool and my girl wanted to wear it...that would be a different story.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'm in the same boat, with 5 year old and 8 month old daughters. The downside is that they'll look like tramps. The upside is that by the time they go to their proms, the dresses will likely only consist of duck tape over the nipples and will not cost 1/100th of what my prom date's dress cost.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The Dirty
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If I were her date, or bigger than her date, it would just take a creative little "bump" to finish the job.
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Uh...no.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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To my non-existant daughter, should she dare want that: "That better be just a large bra." Followed shortly by. "You out of your fucking mind?"
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Her boobs are weird looking.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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2 sided tape does wonders....but i'm sure it's a killer on the nipples...i mean,who likes glue in their mouths
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Thank you. Maybe we should start hxxp'ing links to other threads featured on this board. ![]() Last edited by sovereignstar : 01-25-2005 at 02:54 PM. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Yeah, they have some sort of cloth over them.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Maybe she's got it on backwards. Those look like the back straps.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Maybe it's cause shes.......12?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Great quote from a friend of mine I showed this to.
"Anyone who wears that, in two hours, will be wearing nothing but the remains of a 40oz and dried sperm." |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Don't ruin this for me. She's at least 17.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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I e-mailed the article to my sister, who is 16. I told her to print out the picture, and go tell my mom that she found her prom dress. Good times...
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Yo gee Come and get your New York Post New York Post right here Come on y'all Get the bost stubost stubost Coasta coasta New York Post Yo New York Post don't brag or boast Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your toast Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the world Disagreements having scuffles when you share upon You shouldn't try to drain subjects in a duck pond If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you glory It only brings agony, ask James Cagney He beat up on a guy when he found he was a fagney Cagney is a favorite he is my boy He don't jive around he's a real McCoy Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know Here's a letter to the New York Post The worst piece of paper on the east coast Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents in New York City fifty cents elsewhere It makes no goddamn sense at all America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money Writers making violence in headlines funny Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked Post got Flavor from sellin' no records Europe Asia to the street of New York Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk Do it to ya for The Post to employ me New York Post can't destroy me
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 01-25-2005 at 02:27 PM. |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
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hopefully someday the powers that be will realize any company that gives you shit for 'questionable material' isnt going to allow any non work related web surfing period on company time, making the whole hxxp thing unnecessary.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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SD has said before that if it's a racy picture the source doesn't matter. He doesn't want folks at work to get in trouble if their boss comes by and sees a half naked teenager on their computer, even if it's from The Times. Of course, maybe they should just be working instead...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Stop making excellent points.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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NY Post = Tabloid |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Sorry...there's a first time for everything.
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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ok, i edited it.
my life would cease to exist if i couldnt post here for 72 whole hours. |
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#31 |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Sov, you are on the clock.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Is sov gonna test The Man?!?!?!
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Syracuse, NY
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LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I could make that dress stick to her nipples without any tape.
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Gentlemens Glue?
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Teeth Whitener. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Very good for the skin.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Sep 2002
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[quote=TheLionKing]Lisa Maffei-Fuentes, principal of Christopher Columbus High School in The Bronx, bans "anything that resembles the famous [green Versace] J.Lo dress."
"I personally have to check every dress," says Maffei-Fuentes. "Breasts must be entirely covered and there should not be any cutouts in the bodice. "On the night of the prom, we have chaperones at the entry looking at every dress. We also provide needle, thread and pins to close up holes and fix dresses to the appropriate length," she says. [quote] Too bad its a female principal, a male principal would have a fun job with that. |
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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but ohh SOOO bad for the hair as far as the dress, $495 wtf..by a set of diamond earrings for 200 bucks pin em on your nipples and drape a curtain as a skirt, just as much coverage and cheaper and noo, would never in a million years let my kid wear anything that resembled that
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Lorennnn... |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Pix pls.....of both.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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hxxp://wizbangblog.com/archives/004895.php
Update: It appears that it is possible that the NY Post photographers may have made the model put on the dress backwards on purpose just to generate a story. Not completely conclusive evidence here, but I wouldn't put it past the scumbag Post to pull a stunt like that... |
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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k, there's no real difference in the back or front view to me so IF she had it on backwards(which i dont think she did, if anything it looks like maybe the posts model had a size too big on so it didnt hug her in enough) it's null...
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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As a parent I want to state that in no way whatsoever would I mind my son dating that girl.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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That's funny. I guessed up above that she might have been wearing it backwards. It certainly looks that way.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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You could be right about the dress not being on backwards. But if you compare the NY Post model (red dress) and the other model (black dress), it still looks like the Post either selected a model and/or altered the dress in such a way that would make the dress look as scandalous as possible. Yeah, the dress is pretty racy and probably wouldn't pass muster at most proms in either case. But when you see the dress worn correctly, it doesn't seem to be as menacing to society as the Post would have you believe... |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I think this person had it right (comment from the blog):
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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That dress looks like something straight out of the original Star Trek.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I like sov's adjustment of the original pic...
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Call me crazy, but that's what I noticed: $500 for half a piece of cloth? SI
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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yeah, this is freaking unbelievable. Who the hell would buy that for their daughter?
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