Oh, Dear Lord in Heaven....

robbgmaier · 01-25-2005, 10:23 PM

Please, someone out there tell me I wasn't the only one who saw Chyna on E! on the howard stern show tonight. This performance made Anna Nicole Smith look like a matronly librarian......

SlapBone · 01-25-2005, 10:28 PM

Chyna is a dude.

Suicane75 · 01-25-2005, 10:44 PM

Can we all reconvene at 2AM est and watch it together? It really needs its own PBP, like those NFL Playoff threads.

TLK · 01-26-2005, 03:07 AM

she's toast.....

sachmo71 · 01-26-2005, 08:20 AM

But she was never hot, so she doesn't even have that going for her.

Is there nothing more sad than a fallen star?

AZSpeechCoach · 01-26-2005, 11:03 PM

She had the world by the nuts in the WWE. Now, she's a coked out shell of her former self. She's bitter and drugged.

Suicane75 · 01-26-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

She had the world by the nuts in the WWE. Now, she's a coked out shell of her former self. She's bitter and drugged.

Those may have been her own nuts for all we know, lord knows shes got a penis. :shudders:

Julio Riddols · 01-27-2005, 11:50 AM

She was wasted on something thats for sure... Kinda sad if you ask me.. I expected her to be some sort of icon for womens empowerment, but fuck all that.. She can't even spell fellatio as much as she likes to do it.. (When shes in love)

CamEdwards · 01-27-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by robbgmaier

Please, someone out there tell me I wasn't the only one who saw Chyna on E! on the howard stern show tonight. This performance made Anna Nicole Smith look like a matronly librarian......

Am I the only one who read that as "matronly lesbian"?

mmmmm... matronly lesbians.

Loren · 01-27-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SlapBone

Chyna is a dude.

she's GOTTA be

I've known a lot of people who were guys when I was a kid and all of a sudden showed up as girls and she's, well she's pretty damn similar except buffer

if she wasnt a guy, something went really weir.
Was this a recent Stern? On the Surreal Life she mentioned how she tried killing herself 6 months back prior to taping, could it have been from then when she was having a pretty bad time maybe?...

Leonidas · 01-27-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

She was wasted on something thats for sure... Kinda sad if you ask me.. I expected her to be some sort of icon for womens empowerment, but fuck all that.. She can't even spell fellatio as much as she likes to do it.. (When shes in love)

OK, now you did it. The sexual portion of my mind is temporarily (I hope) disabled now that I have had the Chyna-fellatio vision inserted.

Loren · 01-27-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Am I the only one who read that as "matronly lesbian"?

mmmmm... matronly lesbians.

mmmmmm..Anna Nicole, a matronly lesbian...
WELL the Anna Nicole of the Guess ads

JeeberD · 01-27-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

she's GOTTA be

I've known a lot of people who were guys when I was a kid and all of a sudden showed up as girls and she's, well she's pretty damn similar except buffer

if she wasnt a guy, something went really weir.

I once knew a guy who said that he knew her back in college and that she was actually pretty decent looking back then. Of course, this dude may have been full of shit...

Leonidas · 01-27-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I once knew a guy who said that he knew her back in college and that she was actually pretty decent looking back then. Of course, this dude may have been full of shit...

Or full of an awful lot of beer.

Suicane75 · 01-27-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I once knew a guy who said that he knew her back in college and that she was actually pretty decent looking back then. Of course, this dude may have been full of shit...

Shes got a 4 inch clit and a jaw like Fred Gwyne. I think he may have been full of homosexual tendencies.

Julio Riddols · 01-27-2005, 12:47 PM

I apologize, Leonidas.. went a bit overboard there.. She said it herself though, blame her..

And for the record, I can't agree more that she isn't quite the hottest dude I've ever seen.. All 3 of the Hanson boys hardly make up for her lack of estrogen.

John Leguizamo in To Wong Foo was HOT.

I'm getting sick now.

MikeVic · 01-27-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

she's GOTTA be

Yeah, I think it's confirmed... there's a sex tape with her and another former wrestler where it shows her having a uhh... 4 inch clit...

edit: oops... Suicane posted above.

condors · 01-27-2005, 01:27 PM

she actually competed for miss fitness on espn way back when, i am sure someone can find the old video of her that was on the internet (i know this because i am a closet wrestling fan geek). I am not going to say she was hot but she was much less manly back then

Suicane75 · 01-27-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by condors

she actually competed for miss fitness on espn way back when, i am sure someone can find the old video of her that was on the internet (i know this because i am a closet wrestling fan geek). I am not going to say she was hot but she was much less manly back then

Are you sure? Shes always had that jaw man.....that...manly...jaw.

Havok · 01-27-2005, 02:39 PM

this thread scares me... 4 inch clits, John Leguizamo in drag, man-jaws on women.....

im leaving now

JeeberD · 01-27-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Are you sure? Shes always had that jaw man.....that...manly...jaw.

I thought that you like women with manly jaws?

TLK · 01-27-2005, 02:44 PM

something tells me I can look past the jaw....

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condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	she actually competed for miss fitness on espn way back when, i am sure someone can find the old video of her that was on the internet (i know this because i am a closet wrestling fan geek). I am not going to say she was hot but she was much less manly back then

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