Buy Your Own Missile Launcher!

[DanGarion]

Let's all chip in and buy this baby!

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...MISSILE-DC.XML

Missile Deleted from EBay But Launcher Remains
Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:34 AM ET



LONDON (Reuters) - A British man trying to sell a deactivated Soviet-era missile on eBay was forced to delete it after Web site staff contacted him for breaching company rules.

But eBay told Richard Moore, from Cambridgeshire, to remove the missile because he broke eBay regulations by listing it alongside its vehicle launcher, which should have appeared as a separate item -- and not because it was a weapon.

The online auctioneer bans the sale of any ammunition, replica guns or firearms on its sites.

Selling demilitarized missiles however is acceptable, an eBay spokesman said.

"There's a large market in demilitarized weaponry, and they're classified as museum pieces," the spokesman said.

The missile's fully operational launcher is still on offer, at 18,990 pounds ($35,660).

"I guess anything with the word 'missile' in it is sensitive, but as I keep saying to everyone, the missile in question couldn't cause any harm and is literally just the shell," Moore told Reuters.

On his eBay page, Moore describes the Zil 135 Free Range Over Ground (FROG) rocket launcher as the "mother of all toys."

"It's a hugely collectable piece of kit which should have been broken up so there's really not many of them around," he said. Although the missile itself is no longer on eBay, he would still sell it to interested parties.

But Moore stressed he was not an arms dealer just a Russian military vehicle specialist.

He bought both items two weeks ago from a specialist company that provides vehicles for film production.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...636938&rd%20=1

[Desnudo]

I want it. Wasn't that the vehicle in Spies Like Us?

[AnalBumCover]

didn't we try to buy our own aircraft carrier a while back? and our own aircraft?

[illinifan999]

this would go great on our aircraft carrier parked outside Brett Favre's house.

[EagleFan]

The CIA now has a file on us. Some group named FOFC, led by a black man wearing red white and blue shorts, has at least attempted to buy an aircraft carrier, an aircraft, now a missile launcher and I thought a sub at one point as well.

Luckily someone who is both cocky and funny has tipped us off to this growing evil. Along with a quite strong and powerful, yet very happy, person who just keeps getting stronger and more powerful by the day.

[AnalBumCover]

we bought a sub too? wow!

[EagleFan]

I thought that we had a similar thread to the aircraft carrier. We decided against it when we realized that it wasn't "nucular".

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I'll kick in $100 for the missle launcher. Only if I can use it first.

[sterlingice]

Selling demilitarized missiles however is acceptable, an eBay spokesman said.

Most stories have that line or two that just jumps out at you. This is the one in this story for me.

SI