Ever been this drunk?

maximus · 01-27-2005, 04:37 PM

I'm sure I have but I can't remember.

hxxp://www.compfused.com/directlink/254/

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-27-2005, 07:02 PM

Nope.

But I saw a guy on the train who was. College age kid who had pissed himself and had vomit on his shirt. He tried to get up at one point and did the same slow-motion falling thing until gravity took over, then BAM! His head slammed hard into the plastic seat. He didn't flinch. He then just laid there with his head in a puddle of soda...

Loren · 01-27-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maximus

I'm sure I have but I can't remember.

hxxp://www.compfused.com/directlink/254/

OMG..I cringed at him falling, that looked and sounded nasty....
and I've never been drunk in my life

I'm boring like that..

Draft Dodger · 01-27-2005, 10:58 PM

I can't play the video...but I'm willing to bet that I have, indeed, been that drunk.

Pyser · 01-27-2005, 10:58 PM

yes. i saw mini-me on surreal life.

Pyser · 01-27-2005, 10:59 PM

dola, though you said ever "seen" anyone this drunk. nevermind.

:runs away:

Suicane75 · 01-27-2005, 11:37 PM

I once was so drunk that I was unable to get up...for 3 hours. I was awake and sort of aware of what was going on around me, but everytime i tried to get up I slide/fall/crash right back down, my GF at the time laughed for the first 15 minutes, after that she went and played some frogger, every once in awhile she'd turn around to look at me in disgust. I would take breaks in attempts to get up by singing Journey or Survivor songs, finaly I got up, and it was very awkward, cause now that I was a tad more coherent I realized how god awfull it must have looked.

I so drunk once that I ate a big ass Ham dinner from church on Saturday night, went out, got totaly blitzed, came home and layed down. Now my old bedroom had 2 tiny windows that provided no ventilation. Now i layed down around 7am, just as the sun was coming up. I surmise that around 10am or so I woke up and puked up the ham dinner, then i rolled over into it and fell back asleep. I woke up around 9pm, in a very stew of my own leftover.

I was so drunk once that I sat in my recliner naked, and while I was on the phone, for whatever reason I layed my cig in my lap, butt laying on my thigh and cherry laying on my testicle, about 10 seconds later I realized what was happening and freaked out.

I was so drunk once that at about 7AM, after a really bad night, my GF was very worried about me, so she took me to the cornerstore where I proceeded to fall into 1 of the display cases, boy was she embaressed. Upon coming out of the store there was a chafuer standing next to a stretch limo whom I proceed to ask for a ride, in a very drunken dialect, the man was not amused, so i asked again. Again, he is not amused, eventually he tells me to go away, to which I break out the classic drunken line, "what, you think you're better than me?" At which point things get nasty, at least i'm told they got nasty, i literaly don't remember what happened, I was told by my girl that she tried to drag me away but the mechanic across the street whos son I grew up with came over and pulled me away. I vaguely remember trying to walk across the street and bumping into cars stopped at the red light and the chaufer telling anyone who would listen to call the police. My girl sat me down in an alleyway behind a dumpster and waited with me till I sobered up enough to make the last 2 block trek to my house, at which point she made me a pizza and put me to bed, she was a good woman.

MizzouRah · 01-27-2005, 11:47 PM

Wow, he's going to hurt in the morning!

Todd

Loren · 01-27-2005, 11:52 PM

you win the drunk award in my book Suicane

the vomit story does remind me of the husband when he drank wayy too much vodka, after passing out, he woke me up with his coughing and puking..sooo glad i didnt roll over in the dark

all he'd eaten was some tacos from Mexico and the vodka and I can still smell that smell today..oh my god

of course he REFUSED to get up, and I had to clean that shit up..Do beleive thats the first time I ever punched him..but im not sure if he knows that so lets keep it on the downlow

Suicane75 · 01-27-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

you win the drunk award in my book Suicane

the vomit story does remind me of the husband when he drank wayy too much vodka, after passing out, he woke me up with his coughing and puking..sooo glad i didnt roll over in the dark

all he'd eaten was some tacos from Mexico and the vodka and I can still smell that smell today..oh my god

of course he REFUSED to get up, and I had to clean that shit up..Do beleive thats the first time I ever punched him..but im not sure if he knows that so lets keep it on the downlow

Ahh yes, Vodka was my drug of choice as well, and not the fancy shit. I would drink stuff like klympr, and lpkrim, shit 1 vowel and alot of k's and shit. You could get a bucket of that stuff for like 5 dollars, good times.

Breeze · 01-28-2005, 05:59 AM

I started to post here but the memories are too painful. Or the lingering affects are too painful, because the memories are a bit fuzzy.

CamEdwards · 01-28-2005, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

OMG..I cringed at him falling, that looked and sounded nasty....
and I've never been drunk in my life

I'm boring like that..

hey, you like other women. you're not boring.

I too was that drunk once. Let's just say that having sex outside might sound very romantic, but not when it's midnight... in mid-January... in Oklahoma... with a crowd of people around.

MJ4H · 01-28-2005, 09:31 AM

Not only have I never been drunk, I've never had an alcoholic beverage.

And I couldn't watch the video for some reason.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-28-2005, 09:43 AM

I was once so drunk at a graduation party that I passed out in the john as everybody sang [i]Oh Lord won't you buy me a porcelin bowl..."

I awoke to see a guy wind up like a pitcher and hurl something toward me. It hit me in the face. I then looked down and I was covered with jello shots. They had put me on top of the television and been using me for target practice!

I grabbed a handful of jello shots while hearing everybody holw "IT"S ALIVE!!!"

I then threw an open-palmed punch into the face of the guy who threw the jello shots.

The next thing I remember is that I was standing in the room alone. I grabbed my coat and left. I walked a couple miles to where my car was and stupidly drove home after sleeping for a couple hours.

The next day I noticed a nasty bite mark on my hand. He had bit me and broke the skin.

A few weeks later, someone else from the class asked me what happened at the party. I asked why and they said they had run into the jello shot pitcher (I can't remember his name) and said that he looked like he went a few rounds with Mike Tyson. His eye was destroyed, his lip split, and he had an arm in a sling...

The worst part is that I have no idea if I actually did that to him...

Subby · 01-28-2005, 10:47 AM

JeeberD · 01-28-2005, 11:49 AM

Yes, a number of times when I was at UTEP.

That's once of the reasons I only lasted a year and a half at that fine institution of higher learning...

01-27-2005, 07:02 PM	#2
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Nope. But I saw a guy on the train who was. College age kid who had pissed himself and had vomit on his shirt. He tried to get up at one point and did the same slow-motion falling thing until gravity took over, then BAM! His head slammed hard into the plastic seat. He didn't flinch. He then just laid there with his head in a puddle of soda... __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-27-2005, 10:58 PM	#4
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I can't play the video...but I'm willing to bet that I have, indeed, been that drunk. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-27-2005, 11:52 PM	#9
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	you win the drunk award in my book Suicane the vomit story does remind me of the husband when he drank wayy too much vodka, after passing out, he woke me up with his coughing and puking..sooo glad i didnt roll over in the dark all he'd eaten was some tacos from Mexico and the vodka and I can still smell that smell today..oh my god of course he REFUSED to get up, and I had to clean that shit up..Do beleive thats the first time I ever punched him..but im not sure if he knows that so lets keep it on the downlow __________________ Lorennnn...

01-28-2005, 09:43 AM	#14
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I was once so drunk at a graduation party that I passed out in the john as everybody sang [i]Oh Lord won't you buy me a porcelin bowl..." I awoke to see a guy wind up like a pitcher and hurl something toward me. It hit me in the face. I then looked down and I was covered with jello shots. They had put me on top of the television and been using me for target practice! I grabbed a handful of jello shots while hearing everybody holw "IT"S ALIVE!!!" I then threw an open-palmed punch into the face of the guy who threw the jello shots. The next thing I remember is that I was standing in the room alone. I grabbed my coat and left. I walked a couple miles to where my car was and stupidly drove home after sleeping for a couple hours. The next day I noticed a nasty bite mark on my hand. He had bit me and broke the skin. A few weeks later, someone else from the class asked me what happened at the party. I asked why and they said they had run into the jello shot pitcher (I can't remember his name) and said that he looked like he went a few rounds with Mike Tyson. His eye was destroyed, his lip split, and he had an arm in a sling... The worst part is that I have no idea if I actually did that to him... __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-28-2005, 10:47 AM	#15
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	yes __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-27-2005, 10:58 PM	#5
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	yes. i saw mini-me on surreal life.

01-27-2005, 10:59 PM	#6
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	dola, though you said ever "seen" anyone this drunk. nevermind. :runs away:

01-27-2005, 11:37 PM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I once was so drunk that I was unable to get up...for 3 hours. I was awake and sort of aware of what was going on around me, but everytime i tried to get up I slide/fall/crash right back down, my GF at the time laughed for the first 15 minutes, after that she went and played some frogger, every once in awhile she'd turn around to look at me in disgust. I would take breaks in attempts to get up by singing Journey or Survivor songs, finaly I got up, and it was very awkward, cause now that I was a tad more coherent I realized how god awfull it must have looked. I so drunk once that I ate a big ass Ham dinner from church on Saturday night, went out, got totaly blitzed, came home and layed down. Now my old bedroom had 2 tiny windows that provided no ventilation. Now i layed down around 7am, just as the sun was coming up. I surmise that around 10am or so I woke up and puked up the ham dinner, then i rolled over into it and fell back asleep. I woke up around 9pm, in a very stew of my own leftover. I was so drunk once that I sat in my recliner naked, and while I was on the phone, for whatever reason I layed my cig in my lap, butt laying on my thigh and cherry laying on my testicle, about 10 seconds later I realized what was happening and freaked out. I was so drunk once that at about 7AM, after a really bad night, my GF was very worried about me, so she took me to the cornerstore where I proceeded to fall into 1 of the display cases, boy was she embaressed. Upon coming out of the store there was a chafuer standing next to a stretch limo whom I proceed to ask for a ride, in a very drunken dialect, the man was not amused, so i asked again. Again, he is not amused, eventually he tells me to go away, to which I break out the classic drunken line, "what, you think you're better than me?" At which point things get nasty, at least i'm told they got nasty, i literaly don't remember what happened, I was told by my girl that she tried to drag me away but the mechanic across the street whos son I grew up with came over and pulled me away. I vaguely remember trying to walk across the street and bumping into cars stopped at the red light and the chaufer telling anyone who would listen to call the police. My girl sat me down in an alleyway behind a dumpster and waited with me till I sobered up enough to make the last 2 block trek to my house, at which point she made me a pizza and put me to bed, she was a good woman.

01-27-2005, 11:47 PM	#8
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Wow, he's going to hurt in the morning! Todd

01-28-2005, 05:59 AM	#11
Breeze Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL	I started to post here but the memories are too painful. Or the lingering affects are too painful, because the memories are a bit fuzzy.

01-28-2005, 09:31 AM	#13
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Not only have I never been drunk, I've never had an alcoholic beverage. And I couldn't watch the video for some reason.

01-28-2005, 11:49 AM	#16
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yes, a number of times when I was at UTEP. That's once of the reasons I only lasted a year and a half at that fine institution of higher learning... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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