IWS #97: Results

[Raven Hawk]

This has been a very entertaining version of IWS for me. I hope that you find it just as entertaining. Believe it or not . . . we had somebody score a 100% for the win.

Here go the results:

1. T.O. said, "It's terrible sitting on the sideline, but it gives me time to think about end zone celebrations. Next time I score, I'm going to pull a _____________ out of my pants and give it to a fan."

Sharpie was the firm leader hear, but Trout made a strong showing. I do believe that this IWS stupid solicited the most "Penis" responses in the the history of IWS, but I could be wrong.

Sharpie (9)
Trout (6)
Jockstrap (3)
Penis (2)
$20 Bill
Cell Phone
Crutch
Cucumber
Monkey
Strap-on
Towel
Turd
X-Ray of TO's Ankle

2. John Madden likes Tom Brady so much that when Tom is on the TV screen, John draws a ____________ on the screen with his magic pen.

In comparison to other questions, this one was pretty easy. Heart was clearly the favorite. Trout once again takes second place.

Heart (18)
Trout (3)
Smiley Face (2)
Circle
Crown
Kiss
Line
Penis
Rendering of Tom's Heart-Shaped Ass

3. Troy Brown is so versatile that he has decided to try a new position. Since he has already played Wide Receiver, Cornerback and Kick/Punt Returner, Troy said that he might try playing _______________.

I didn't know what to expect here, but what I got were some pretty funny answers. The winner was Quarterback with a strong late showing. Running Back was up there in the beginning, but gave way to the QB power.

Quarterback (12)
Running Back (6)
Safety (3)
Baseball
Coach
Decent Football
Doggy Style
Glockenspiel
Kicker
Trout
Waterboy

4. Donovan McNabb finally made it to the Super Bowl. To rub it in Rush Limbaugh's face, he decided to send a _______________ to Rush's house.

It is obvious from the answers here that the McQB is well aware of Rush's tastes in painkillers. I combined all the various painkillers into one answer, but the most popular was obviously Oxycontin. This was the eliminator question. Only one person out of the top 6 did not get this one. Trout once again claims second place.

Bottle of Painkillers (9)
Trout (3)
Autograph (2)
Black Stripper Male or Female (2)
Watermelon (2)
Asshat
Banana
Campbell's Chunky Soup
Dead Horse Head
Goat
Letter
Postcard (Wish you was here)
Present
Signed Copy of Uncle Tom's Cabin
Ticket
Vermont Teddy Bear

5. Pepsi is looking to stun the world with their Super Bowl advertising. This year, they have a commercial that features Britney Spears riding a ____________.

I was begging for obscene answers on this one and I got em. This question turned out to be the difference between first and second. Bullriding gets the victory, with a host of close followers.

Bull (6)
Cowboy (4)
Broom (2)
Coke Bottle (2)
Horse (2)
Motorcycle (2)
Penis (2)
Trout (2)
Cheerleader
Janet Jackson Blow-up Sex Doll
John Madden and Rush Limbaugh
Male Dancer
Piece of White Trash
Pepsi Can
Polar Bear

6. When all is said and done, it will be the _______________ who will walk off the field with the Super Bowl victory.

Finally another gimmie. With everybody answering the Patriots in previous IWS, I was sure that I'd get a landslide there as well. I did get a couple of funny answers here. The funniest thing is that Trout outscored the Eagles.

Patriots (25)
ABC Shareholders
Champions
Trout

Here are the results:

Glengoyne	1	18	12	9	6	25	291600	11.11%
Masked	3	18	3	9	6	25	218700	8.33%
Mike Vic	9	18	12	1	4	25	194400	7.41%
Radii	1	18	12	9	2	25	97200	3.70%
TheLionKing	9	18	12	1	2	25	97200	3.70%
DeToxRoxDVHStyle	1	18	6	9	2	25	48600	1.85%
robbgmaier	9	18	3	2	2	25	48600	1.85%
wade moore	9	18	1	1	4	25	16200	0.62%
albionmoonlight	2	1	12	9	2	25	10800	0.41%
General Mike	1	18	12	1	2	25	10800	0.41%
Raiders Army	1	18	1	2	6	25	5400	0.21%
Shorty3281	9	1	6	2	2	25	5400	0.21%
spleen1015	1	3	12	3	2	25	5400	0.21%
temley06	1	2	6	9	2	25	5400	0.21%
Desnudo	9	18	1	1	1	25	4050	0.15%
StanGunner	3	2	12	2	1	25	3600	0.14%
oliegirl	1	18	1	3	2	25	2700	0.10%
sterlingice	1	18	6	1	1	25	2700	0.10%
Alf	2	1	6	1	6	25	1800	0.07%
timmae	1	1	1	2	4	25	200	0.01%
MIJB#19	1	1	3	1	2	25	150	0.01%
Ragone	1	18	6	1	1	1	108	0.00%
tanglewood	1	3	1	3	2	1	18	0.00%
Coffee Warlord	1	3	1	1	1	1	3	0.00%

I left the lowest score off to give them honorable mention. Leonidas scored a perfect "1" in the results, but put up the funniest set of answers. Congratulations, Leonidas! You get nothing! Answers that can be attributed to Leonidas are: Turd, Rendering of Tom's Heart-Shaped Ass, Glockenspiel, Signed Copy of Uncle Tom's Cabin, Janet Jackson Blow-up Sex Doll, and ABC Shareholders.

Tied for third place are:

JeeberD	9	18	12	2	6	25	583200	22.22%
path12	3	18	12	9	4	25	583200	22.22%

In second Place we have:

Solecismic

9

18

12

9

2

25

874800

33.33%

and our winner is:

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

9

18

12

9

6

25

2624400

100.00%

Congratulations on winning the Match Game Edition of IWS! We look forward to IWS #98.

[GoldenEagle]

So, who voted trout for everything?

[Maple Leafs]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

I do believe that this IWS stupid solicited the most "Penis" responses in the the history of IWS, but I could be wrong.

Actually, I believe that record is held by the "If they were being honest, what would women say is the most important trait for a man" question in IWS95.

[JeeberD]

Dammit, would have had a perfect score if I hadn't botched the McNabb question. I'm never gonna catch QS at this rate...

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Actually, I believe that record is held by the "If they were being honest, what would women say is the most important trait for a man" question in IWS95.

I stand corrected.

[Pyser]

some people have a great sense of humor, i will admit it.

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

So, who voted trout for everything?

Tanglewood?
it seems the Trouters got a "1" for questions 1.

[Karlifornia]

Sweet! My first undisputed IWS crown!! Ok Now I need to come through with some questions that can't be answered with "trout". Maybe "what do you like to put on your trout?"

[Radii]

Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Sweet! My first undisputed IWS crown!! Ok Now I need to come through with some questions that can't be answered with "trout". Maybe "what do you like to put on your trout?"

I'd definitely answer "more trout" there.

[Maple Leafs]

Originally Posted by Radii

I'd definitely answer "more trout" there.

You know, as much as I enjoy IWSs, part of me thinks it would be hilarious if it became tradition to answer "trout" to every question. It would take a few weeks for everyone to catch on, but eventually every contest would end with 50 unanimous scores, and QuikSand's head would explode.

[Leonidas]

Total success. I did not match a single person. I did so badly I did not even get listed in the final tally. Astounding! I know I wasn't left off though because Tom Brady's Heart Shaped Ass is mentioned (a tribute to 9 1/2 Weeks BTW).

[JeeberD]

Read the results page, Leonidas. You got a special mention...

[Leonidas]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Read the results page, Leonidas. You got a special mention...

I'd like to thank Raven for the special consideration. I feel all warm and tingly inside.

[tanglewood]

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Tanglewood?
it seems the Trouters got a "1" for questions 1.

Indeed, I voted trout for everything. Seemed funnier at the time.....

[MikeVic]

My best placing ever.

[Glengoyne]

Done in by a sharpie.

Hey guys...He already did that one. Don't be stupid!

Oh yeah, well nevermind.