Ok, Who's the Tax Genius of the group?

[Loren]

Trying to get this filing in tonite...and I have a couple questions and need help

[Danny]

If you do not make any money, you will not get charged income tax.

if you do not buy anything, you will not get charged sales tax.

[Loren]

I asked for the TAX GENIUS not the ASS GENIUS of the group thank you very much MR SMARTYPANTS

[Danny]

Well, I apologize if making a joke offended you in any way. Good luck with your tax filing.

[Marc Vaughan]

Best of luck - had to do my tax returns a week or so ago, ow .....

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Danny Drickman

Well, I apologize if making a joke offended you in any way. Good luck with your tax filing.

I'm not offended I have a sense of humor..i was joking back with youuu It takes an awful LOT to offend me

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Loren

I'm not offended I have a sense of humor..i was joking back with youuu It takes an awful LOT to offend me

Ah in that case, It's Mr. Ass Genius to you.

P.S. I guess the smileys threw me off

[Glengoyne]

Get Tom Brady to do it.

I hear he is the best!

[Samdari]

Originally Posted by Loren

It takes an awful LOT to offend me

Be careful, this group could consider that a challenge.

Bring back the tub girl links!

[Loren]

maybe later this evening I can find me a tax stud on here
k, what are the tub girl links.. and remember OFFENDED isnt the same as GROSSED out

[Joe]

what's your tax problem?

and go to tubgirl.com

[Airhog]

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Best of luck - had to do my tax returns a week or so ago, ow .....

Don't you brits just give all your money to the tax man?

[CAsterling]

Originally Posted by Airhog

Don't you brits just give all your money to the tax man?

Nope, the slimey british tax man is still chasing me for the bit of mine he missed and I emigrated to the U.S 4 years ago. He's persistant, and hates to let you keep any of your own money, but he's just not very smart if you are creative

[Loren]

Originally Posted by George W Bush

what's your tax problem?

and go to tubgirl.com

I was trying to figure out whether or not to claim insurance premiums...i dont think you're supposed to if they're taken out of the check but the only line i read says you CAN as long as it's included i box 1 of your W-2...box 1 are the total wages soo does that count or not ......andddd could i possibly get away with claiming what the husband uses on the road with just whats noted on our bank statements, it clearly shows the places he stops to buy food, or do i need the actual receipts..there would be sooo many it wouldnt be a huge amount so im thinking it wouldnt be noticeable enough to get a possible audit but im not sure, reeeeally wanted to see what amount came up in order to itemize or not this year...
and yeah id seen that tub girl thing before...that doesnt offend me its just grosss

[Pumpy Tudors]

I want to read Lorennnn... talking about ass again.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Loren

It takes an awful LOT to offend me

i could say things that would make you feel ashamed to be a woman. you would feel disgusted to be in your own skin.

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I want to read Lorennnn... talking about ass again.

Lorennnn... : I have an ass...I can touch my ass...I can put pants over my ass...I can sit on my ass....i can shake my ass....i appreciate a good ass slap...i can call you an ass...and be a total ass to you.... ........let me know how good that was for you :o ??

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i could say things that would make you feel ashamed to be a woman. you would feel disgusted to be in your own skin.

this ISNT the try to offend Lorennnn contest BUTTT NUUU UHHH you could not....

[Scarecrow]

1.

Originally Posted by Loren

I was trying to figure out whether or not to claim insurance premiums...i dont think you're supposed to if they're taken out of the check but the only line i read says you CAN as long as it's included i box 1 of your W-2...box 1 are the total wages soo does that count or not?

I'm assuming you are talking about health insurance premiums. If so, you can add them in as part if your health expenses IF they were paid by you (taken out of your check). The line you read is IRS speak meaning if your employer paid for your health insurance it wouldn't be included in box 1, and therefore you'd be unable to claim it.

2.

Originally Posted by Loren

andddd could i possibly get away with claiming what the husband uses on the road with just whats noted on our bank statements, it clearly shows the places he stops to buy food, or do i need the actual receipts..there would be sooo many it wouldnt be a huge amount so im thinking it wouldnt be noticeable enough to get a possible audit but im not sure, reeeeally wanted to see what amount came up in order to itemize or not this year?

I believe that the IRS will now accepts duplicate check carbons, credit card statements, and bank statements as proof of purchase. I could be wrong on this, so I'll let someone else field this one...

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Scarecrow

1. I'm assuming you are talking about health insurance premiums. If so, you can add them in as part if your health expenses IF they were paid by you (taken out of your check). The line you read is IRS speak meaning if your employer paid for your health insurance it wouldn't be included in box 1, and therefore you'd be unable to claim it.

2. I believe that the IRS will now accepts duplicate check carbons, credit card statements, and bank statements as proof of purchase. I could be wrong on this, so I'll let someone else field this one...

omg are you sure about the insurance premiums cuz im thinking how you said, but i dont want an irs manly woman showing up at my door, im not that weird ... but yeah he gets money taken out of the check every week PRE taxes butttt its still part of his overall wage isnt it...im confused