Tonya Harding Then and Now

rkmsuf · 01-31-2005, 11:37 AM

uhh, sexy.

JeeberD · 01-31-2005, 11:39 AM

She's not gonna make a skeptical of her boxing career...

Cringer · 01-31-2005, 11:45 AM

Look at the guns on her.....as she had the sex change yet too?

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 11:47 AM

wow. i met her just a couple of years ago and she looked nothing like the she-hulk she is today.

Franklinnoble · 01-31-2005, 11:48 AM

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Franklinnoble · 01-31-2005, 11:49 AM

dola... nevermind...

Cringer · 01-31-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

wow. i met her just a couple of years ago and she looked nothing like the she-hulk she is today.

You met her? Two questions then...

1. Was this in a cheap motel somewhere?

2. Did the meeting end with a hubcap being thrown at you?

judicial clerk · 01-31-2005, 11:56 AM

I am not a steroidologist, but I am thinking her qorkout regimine involves either syringes or KFC buckets.

chinaski · 01-31-2005, 11:57 AM

ok, im gonna tell you guys something... and uh, dont hold it against me in the future.... my grandma's brother married Tonya Hardings mom, indirectly making her part of my family.

jbmagic · 01-31-2005, 12:18 PM

Did she talk to Barry Bonds?

sachmo71 · 01-31-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

I am not a steroidologist, but I am thinking her qorkout regimine involves either syringes or KFC buckets.

Raiders Army · 01-31-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

ok, im gonna tell you guys something... and uh, dont hold it against me in the future.... my grandma's brother married Tonya Hardings mom, indirectly making her part of my family.

So that makes you her son???

rkmsuf · 01-31-2005, 12:37 PM

that's hot

Cringer · 01-31-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

ok, im gonna tell you guys something... and uh, dont hold it against me in the future.... my grandma's brother married Tonya Hardings mom, indirectly making her part of my family.

Do we get together for the holidays?

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

You met her? Two questions then...

1. Was this in a cheap motel somewhere?

2. Did the meeting end with a hubcap being thrown at you?

she was promoting a boxing match at a local casino and wanted to come on my radio show. As I recall, I ended up not doing the interview because it was basically an unpaid advertisement. There were no thrown hubcabs, but there was also no nudity. A shame, because she still looked pretty good.

chinaski · 01-31-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

So that makes you her son???

hahahaha. Luckily its not a blood relation, my uncle bob (or is that a great uncle??) married her mom long after Tonya was born. So he was just her stepdad. They were married a little while after the whole Kerrigan deal, and he was even on an episode of Sally Jesse with her, lol. Tonya's mom (i cant remeber her first name damnit) is a TOTAL nutball, which probably goes without saying.

Raiders Army · 01-31-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

hahahaha. Luckily its not a blood relation, my uncle bob (or is that a great uncle??) married her mom long after Tonya was born. So he was just her stepdad. They were married a little while after the whole Kerrigan deal, and he was even on an episode of Sally Jesse with her, lol. Tonya's mom (i cant remeber her first name damnit) is a TOTAL nutball, which probably goes without saying.

Ah...so you're like 3rd cousins, in which case it'd be legal for you to marry/do Tonya Harding.

chinaski · 01-31-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Do we get together for the holidays?

man, for some reason I dont even wish that could happen. Tonya HATES her mother and dually hated my uncle, so I dont have any shot at a real white trash xmas.

Well before my uncle ever entered the picture, I couldnt stand Tonya Harding for some reason... when i was 15 i would skip school with my girlfriend and we would drive to clackamas town center mall to get wasted and do the typical mall rats thing... but the special thing about this mall is that is had a big ice pavallion where Harding would practice... so one day I thought it would be funny to throw pennies and dimes on the ice while she skated.. and sure enough.. she ran right over one of those and went flying forward on to the ice. She jumped up and started screaming for security and was pointing right at me! We ran off and nothing became of it, but it was so damn funny.

Franklinnoble · 01-31-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

when i was 15 i would skip school with my girlfriend and we would drive to clackamas town center mall to get wasted and do the typical mall rats thing... but the special thing about this mall is that is had a big ice pavallion where Harding would practice... so one day I thought it would be funny to throw pennies and dimes on the ice while she skated.. and sure enough.. she ran right over one of those and went flying forward on to the ice. She jumped up and started screaming for security and was pointing right at me! We ran off and nothing became of it, but it was so damn funny.

I would have blamed Nancy Kerrigan...

Suicane75 · 01-31-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

man, for some reason I dont even wish that could happen. Tonya HATES her mother and dually hated my uncle, so I dont have any shot at a real white trash xmas.

Well before my uncle ever entered the picture, I couldnt stand Tonya Harding for some reason... when i was 15 i would skip school with my girlfriend and we would drive to clackamas town center mall to get wasted and do the typical mall rats thing... but the special thing about this mall is that is had a big ice pavallion where Harding would practice... so one day I thought it would be funny to throw pennies and dimes on the ice while she skated.. and sure enough.. she ran right over one of those and went flying forward on to the ice. She jumped up and started screaming for security and was pointing right at me! We ran off and nothing became of it, but it was so damn funny.

It wouldnt have been very funny if you had fallenl on to the ice and gotten run over by a car.

chinaski · 01-31-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

It wouldnt have been very funny if you had fallenl on to the ice and gotten run over by a car.

rkmsuf · 01-31-2005, 01:51 PM

It would have been funnier if some guy blasted you in the knee with a lead pipe.

Joe · 01-31-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

It wouldnt have been very funny if you had fallenl on to the ice and gotten run over by a car.

sure it wouldve

JeeberD · 01-31-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

she was promoting a boxing match at a local casino and wanted to come on my radio show. As I recall, I ended up not doing the interview because it was basically an unpaid advertisement. There were no thrown hubcabs, but there was also no nudity. A shame, because she still looked pretty good.

Cam, buddy, pal...Tonya has never looked good. Unless you're into the whole white trash thing, and then maybe she might have been decent at some point...

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Cam, buddy, pal...Tonya has never looked good. Unless you're into the whole white trash thing, and then maybe she might have been decent at some point...

I would have fucked her back when the big scandal was going down.
then again, I would have fucked just about anything back then.
then again, I would probably fuck just about anything now.

LoneStarGirl · 01-31-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I would have fucked her back when the big scandal was going down.
then again, I would have fucked just about anything back then.
then again, I would probably fuck just about anything now.

Wow, you're my kind of man.

tucker342 · 01-31-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

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I wish they hadn't loaded....

She scares me...

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Wow, you're my kind of man.

I keep forgetting there are women around.

Desnudo · 01-31-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Cam, buddy, pal...Tonya has never looked good. Unless you're into the whole white trash thing, and then maybe she might have been decent at some point...

I found her somewhat attractive in a trashy kind of way. She definitely looked like a better time than Nancy Kerrigan. Like the song goes, "I like my women just a little on the trashy side."

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I would have fucked her back when the big scandal was going down.
then again, I would have fucked just about anything back then.
then again, I would probably fuck just about anything now.

Having just had a child, I have a feeling DD knows what I'm talking about. It's been so long I'd probably screw a jar of Skippy right now.

And while I don't necessarily have a thing for white trash, there's nothing wrong with a dirty girl every now and then.

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2005, 09:39 PM

it's unbearable Cam, simply unbearable.

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

it's unbearable Cam, simply unbearable.

BTW, you look lovely tonight.

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

BTW, you look lovely tonight.

your peanut butter, or mine.

(I really wish I hadn't done that).

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

your peanut butter, or mine.

(I really wish I hadn't done that).

LMAO!

yours.

Franklinnoble · 02-01-2005, 07:02 AM

This thread is getting really uncomfortable.

Samdari · 02-01-2005, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

It's been so long I'd probably screw a jar of Skippy right now.

Well, at least now we know what to get you for a babies gift.

FrogMan · 02-01-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Having just had a child, I have a feeling DD knows what I'm talking about. It's been so long I'd probably screw a Skippy right now.

Skippy is on the right btw...

sachmo71 · 02-01-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Having just had a child, I have a feeling DD knows what I'm talking about. It's been so long I'd probably screw a jar of Skippy right now.

And while I don't necessarily have a thing for white trash, there's nothing wrong with a dirty girl every now and then.

Well, we waited all of 8 days after our first.

Now we have two.

CamEdwards · 02-01-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Well, we waited all of 8 days after our first.

Now we have two.

Goodness gracious! Aren't you supposed to wait six weeks?

And hey, I'm getting two at once. I have no pity for you

Wolfpack · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Well, this thread has certainly gone downhill. Considering where it started, that's quite an achievement.

Cards4ever · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

so one day I thought it would be funny to throw pennies and dimes on the ice while she skated.. and sure enough.. she ran right over one of those and went flying forward on to the ice. She jumped up and started screaming for security and was pointing right at me! We ran off and nothing became of it, but it was so damn funny. [/size]

Pretty funny when someone blows out a knee?

People that throw things on the ice just have no clue.

FrogMan · 02-01-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cards4ever

Pretty funny when someone blows out a knee?

People that throw things on the ice just have no clue.

There's kids being kids, as I'd guess with chinaski's story. Then there are adults, f'ing grown ups throwing stuff on the ice for the fun of throwing stuff, mostly at referees. I was a hockey referee for 8 years in my younger days, there were some places where it was not even funny...

FM

Desnudo · 02-01-2005, 01:17 PM

So far we've got hoodlums throwing coins on ice rinks, grown men screwing jars of peanut butter and Tonya Harding.

rkmsuf · 02-01-2005, 02:08 PM

There's always room for kangaroo.

WSUCougar · 02-01-2005, 02:08 PM

Don't forget the kangaroo.

Suicane75 · 02-01-2005, 02:10 PM

Ice Skaters are the sweetest things. Sometimes I have an anuerysm when I think of how muscular their butts and thighs are.

fantastic flying froggies · 02-01-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

your peanut butter, or mine.

(I really wish I hadn't done that).

Where's the Afoci when you need him and a good jar of peanut butter?

WSUCougar · 02-01-2005, 02:15 PM

*sniff*

"I can't remember how to tie this motherf*cking thing!"

*sniff*

By the way, you'll be happy to know that the first pic you get with a "Tonya Harding" Google image search is a bare ass. Very appropriate.

samifan24 · 02-01-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Ice Skaters are the sweetest things. Sometimes I have an anuerysm when I think of how muscular their butts and thighs are.

Gymnasts > Ice Skaters

Touche!

rkmsuf · 02-01-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by samifan24

Gymnasts > Ice Skaters

Touche!

Uh, I think he was talking about the male ice skaters.

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