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Old 01-31-2005, 01:36 PM   #1
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What's in your wifes rack?
36 DD here


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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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Old 01-31-2005, 01:36 PM   #2
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first marriage - 32 B

second marriage - 38 DD's

Only cost me a couple hundred thousand in alimony!
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:38 PM   #3
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Which "box" are you talking about?
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:38 PM   #4
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This thread's gonna get someone a week or so in the box...
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:39 PM   #5
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Man, these parody threads are getting gay.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:39 PM   #6
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first marriage - 32 B

second marriage - 38 DD's

Only cost me a couple hundred thousand in alimony!

Yes I like a #2, supersized.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:39 PM   #7
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I fucked your wife.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:40 PM   #8
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Man, these parody threads are getting gay.

You're just saying that because this one doesn't have any pictures yet.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:41 PM   #9
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You're just saying that because this one doesn't have any pictures yet.

I know.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:43 PM   #10
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first marriage - 32 B

second marriage - 38 DD's

Only cost me a couple hundred thousand in alimony!

The first marriage or the 38 DD's?
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:43 PM   #11
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Man, these parody threads are getting gay.

I agree...they are annoying.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:44 PM   #12
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milk, lots of milk.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:49 PM   #13
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I agree...they are annoying.
How so? I like em!
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:51 PM   #14
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milk, lots of milk.

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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:56 PM   #15
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Man, these parody threads are getting gay.

Is this a confession that in your home when you look beneath the rack there is a surprise package waiting for you?

I would have never known...
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Old 01-31-2005, 02:16 PM   #16
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Mrs. IndoorSoccerSims are growing by the day, I forgot what pregnancy does to the rack!
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:00 PM   #17
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:07 PM   #18
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I really wish SkyDog would do something about these parody threads. this is fucking retarded.
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:26 PM   #19
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I really wish SkyDog would do something about these parody threads. this is fucking retarded.

Please follow the proper guidelines: When calling something "retarded," you must also place an image of a kid competeing in the special olympics, just to piss everybody off..
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:27 PM   #20
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Personally, I'd rather hear about women's racks than gun racks or wine racks. If you ask me, those are the parody threads.
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:27 PM   #21
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all this talk in here, i feel like having Cereal
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:35 PM   #22
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:41 PM   #23
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This

Thread

Is

Worthless

Without

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Old 01-31-2005, 03:43 PM   #24
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:57 PM   #25
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Please follow the proper guidelines: When calling something "retarded," you must also place an image of a kid competeing in the special olympics, just to piss everybody off..

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Old 01-31-2005, 04:28 PM   #26
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:20 PM   #27
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The perfect thread for this.....

hxxp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5951626613

ADVERTISE ON MY CLEAVAGE, GLASGOW, FOR 15 DAYS
Make your mark, put an advert on my cleavage!!!
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:50 PM   #28
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Old 01-31-2005, 06:58 PM   #29
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36 DD here
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:46 PM   #30
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The perfect thread for this.....

hxxp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5951626613

ADVERTISE ON MY CLEAVAGE, GLASGOW, FOR 15 DAYS
Make your mark, put an advert on my cleavage!!!

Nice photos. Size 42GG.
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