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Old 02-04-2005, 05:16 PM   #1
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Thumbs up My new favorite question:

Some of you know that I took on a part time job at GNC back in December. Today I was asked:

"Which of your products is the best for penis enlargement?"

It was incredibly hard not to laugh at the time.
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:21 PM   #2
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Some of you know that I took on a part time job at GNC back in December. Today I was asked:

"Which of your products is the best for penis enlargement?"

It was incredibly hard not to laugh at the time.

So...which is it?
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:21 PM   #3
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yeah..... my buddy wants to know.... yeah
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:22 PM   #4
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yeah..... my buddy wants to know.... yeah

I get a lot of that, too.
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:24 PM   #5
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yeah..... my buddy wants to know.... yeah

Bag the buddy......we want to know!
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:22 PM   #6
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Bag the buddy......we want to know!

You want to know so you can bag your buddy?!?

If he really cares for you, it shouldn't matter.
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:31 PM   #7
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on the serious side. lol.

Anyways, i hear that if you are overweight, meaning obese, that a lot of fat is stored down there, it goes like for every 25 pounds you lose you incover a half inch or something.
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:12 PM   #8
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heard that too, but isn't it all proportional?
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Old 03-07-2005, 07:51 AM   #9
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Yesterday I received the funniest question ever.

"Do you sell cigarettes?"

The old man was serious. I about passed out laughing after he left.
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:11 AM   #10
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"Which of your products is the best for penis enlargement?"

It was incredibly hard not to laugh


Sounds like stifled laughter is the best cure.
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:19 AM   #11
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Haven't you been asked, "Hey man, what is good for passing a drug test?"


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Old 03-07-2005, 08:26 AM   #12
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Yeah, I've had that one. I've also got the "Do you have a source for andro?". Of course I do, but I ain't sharing.
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:43 AM   #13
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Yeah, I've had that one. I've also got the "Do you have a source for andro?". Of course I do, but I ain't sharing.

You tha dope man.


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