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02-21-2005, 11:55 AM
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Ugh. Another one of these stories...
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle...toryID=7686333
Some pretty good UIC in this one... ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man has had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police say. The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said on Sunday. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill. But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement. Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning. Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail
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02-21-2005, 11:59 AM
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Wow. Those Vietnamese girls are vicious!
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02-21-2005, 11:59 AM
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At least she was nice enough to take him to the hospital.
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02-21-2005, 12:00 PM
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Looks like Kim tried to make him a Tran!
(He really isn't a bright guy, is he?)
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02-21-2005, 12:00 PM
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just gotta love the "tampering with evidence" charge
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02-21-2005, 12:04 PM
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She only tied his arms? I would've kicked my hardest or done something to stop that. I would've kicked until I dislocated my hips and suffered major lascerations on my leg.
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02-21-2005, 12:08 PM
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She must have told him to close his eyes or something. Cause you're right, there's no way she gets a clean shot at it if I see a knife in her hand...
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02-21-2005, 12:17 PM
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One knife to the throat, another to the balls. Works everytime.
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02-21-2005, 12:19 PM
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02-21-2005, 12:19 PM
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Been there, done that?
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02-21-2005, 02:32 PM
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sooooooooooooooo stupid....
"Its not you its me." "I HATE you" "Seirously, I do love you but...." "Well, do you want to do it one last time?" "I guess so" "Cool" "I've always wanted to tie you up though....do you think?" Right about here is where you have a choice to make.....
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02-21-2005, 02:33 PM
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02-21-2005, 02:37 PM
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I wonder ho functional it is after it is re attached
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02-21-2005, 06:06 PM
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For the record. Wasn't me. *whew*
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02-21-2005, 06:10 PM
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Can't you just see the "rescue party?"
OK, we pulled the commode... THERE IT IS!!! Get it Joe. Why not? Ok Carl, you get it. Come on! Steve? Brian? Well, somebody's got to pick it up... Check the kitchen. Maybe there's some salad tongs or something...
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02-21-2005, 06:11 PM
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Well, at least she didn't rip it of...........
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02-21-2005, 06:29 PM
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02-21-2005, 06:36 PM
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On the bright side, at least you know if your penis gets chopped off and flushed down the toilet, there's still hope to get it back. Who would have thunk.
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02-21-2005, 06:41 PM
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02-21-2005, 06:49 PM
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Someone here needs to try it just so we have a control model.
HEY... FRITZ!!!
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