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Old 02-23-2005, 10:13 AM   #1
JeeberD
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The Condom Fit and Feel Study

Heck yeah, I'm signing up!!!

hxxps://www.indiana.edu/~condoms/
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:17 AM   #2
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Is sock an option?
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:23 AM   #3
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Fuck condoms.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:04 AM   #4
Klinglerware
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Fuck condoms.

"Oh well," you say, "what the hell, it's chill,
I won't get got, I'm on the pill"
Until the sores start to puff and spore
Down your drawers
He gave it to you, and now it's all yours
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:16 AM   #5
BucDawg40
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Condoms, while often necessary, tend to ruin sex. End of study.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:30 AM   #6
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Just like chewing all your food through zip lock bags.
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Old 02-23-2005, 12:15 PM   #7
BigJohn&TheLions
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I don't know... Standing around trying on condoms for people doesn't sound like the fun that initially comes to mind.
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Old 02-23-2005, 01:57 PM   #8
JeeberD
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Oh, you do a whole more than just try them on, John...
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Old 02-23-2005, 01:58 PM   #9
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Just like chewing all your food through zip lock bags.

sounds like guy with an eating disorder
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Old 02-23-2005, 03:05 PM   #10
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I like condoms with the warming liquid. Cleared up my problem very quick first time I used it.
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Old 02-23-2005, 03:07 PM   #11
Fritz
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I like condoms with the life sized inflateble german shepard on the end. Cleared up my problem very quick first time I used it.

woof
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Old 02-23-2005, 03:21 PM   #12
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woof

Cmon now I am not into animals. Fritz I don't want you to start projecting your fantasies on my now.
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Old 02-23-2005, 03:22 PM   #13
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Cmon now I am not into animals. Fritz I don't want you to start projecting your fantasies on my now.


Don't touch his now!
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Old 02-23-2005, 04:00 PM   #14
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sounds like guy with an eating disorder

mmfffmfff?
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Old 02-23-2005, 07:14 PM   #15
oliegirl
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Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
Well, for obvious reasons I can't participate in the study...but if they need any judges, I am there!!!!!
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Old 02-23-2005, 07:20 PM   #16
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I like condoms with the warming liquid. Cleared up my problem very quick first time I used it.

The first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.
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Old 02-23-2005, 08:05 PM   #17
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I signed up Maybe I should start a dynasty about this
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:13 PM   #18
damnMikeBrown
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I'm in
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Old 03-06-2005, 07:28 PM   #19
KWhit
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What do you get for doing this?
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:29 AM   #20
JeeberD
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Originally Posted by Condom Study Info Sheet
COMPENSATION

During this study, you will receive two packages of 6 condoms for use during vaginal and/or anal intercourse with sexual partners. In addition, participants who complete all phases of the study will be able to receive one of three free products. Those participants will be able to choose one of the following: 1) 6 dozen condoms that are fitted to the size of your penis (if available in your size), 2) 144 flavored condoms, or 3) a $50 gift certificate to an online retail store that sells condoms, lubricants and other sexuality-related products. In order to be eligible for this compensation, participants must complete the daily Internet surveys on a minimum of 5 days per week for each of the four weeks of the study.

Participants who do not complete the Internet surveys for at least 5 days per week for each of the four weeks of the study, but who do complete the surveys for at least 3 days per week for each of the four weeks, will be able to choose one of the following: 1) 3 dozen condoms that are fitted to the size of your penis (if available in your size), 2) 122 flavored condoms, or 3) a $20 gift certificate to an online retail store that sells condoms, lubricants and other sexuality-related products.

Participants who do not complete the Internet surveys for at least 3 days per week for the entire duration of the study (4 weeks) will not be eligible for compensation.

Mmmm...flavored condoms.
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