BEST time of the year

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 02:23 PM

It's PEEP season!

rkmsuf · 02-23-2005, 02:24 PM

You spelled that backwards.

bbor · 02-23-2005, 02:26 PM

Down with PEEP

sovereignstar · 02-23-2005, 02:27 PM

It's haircut day for me. yay!

Karlifornia · 02-23-2005, 02:28 PM

Mmmm....Boy do I love peeps in a bowl of milk. Of course, I also get turned on by Timbersports for some reason. Wait---Did I type that? I only meant to think it..

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

It's haircut day for me. yay!

that is a good day indeed

cartman · 02-23-2005, 02:31 PM

I'm sure there's a story somewhere in there involving Fritz, a Sam's/Costco size box of Peeps, duct tape and Astroglide.

And whatever that story is, I don't want to hear it.

rkmsuf · 02-23-2005, 02:31 PM

I like mine warm.

JeeberD · 02-23-2005, 02:36 PM

Cadbury Eggs, fool!

Klinglerware · 02-23-2005, 02:40 PM

Oh, you meant the Peeps kind of peeps. At first, I thought you meant the dirty old man kind of peep...

MikeVic · 02-23-2005, 02:40 PM

It was supposed to be haircut day for me. But I have other crap to do.

This day has been evading me a lot in the past two weeks...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-23-2005, 02:41 PM

Peeps are the work of Satan.

ice4277 · 02-23-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Cadbury Eggs, fool!

Best candy ever.

rkmsuf · 02-23-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Cadbury Eggs, fool!

I could never figure out how the rabbit laid eggs.

Buzzbee · 02-23-2005, 02:47 PM

Peeps in the microwave are the best.

sovereignstar · 02-23-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

It was supposed to be haircut day for me. But I have other crap to do.

This day has been evading me a lot in the past two weeks...

I'll come up to Winnipeg with my premo buzzer for like $100.

sovereignstar · 02-23-2005, 02:49 PM

Wait, are you even FROM Winnipeg?

Ksyrup · 02-23-2005, 02:50 PM

My father-in-law loves Peeps, except only if they are stale. So every year, my wife buys them for him as an Easter present, but cuts them open when she gets home and leaves them like that for a month.

rkmsuf · 02-23-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

My father-in-law loves Peeps, except only if they are stale. So every year, my wife buys them for him as an Easter present, but cuts them open when she gets home and leaves them like that for a month.

That's an odd tradition. Does he by any chance celebrate Festivus as well?

Ksyrup · 02-23-2005, 02:53 PM

No, unfortunately, that house is wall-to-wall Christmas. It's decoration overload is what it is.

QuikSand · 02-23-2005, 02:54 PM

No peeps for me. I do need a haircut, though.

cuervo72 · 02-23-2005, 02:57 PM

I'm not big on peeps, though the wife likes them. But she loves Cadbury Mini-eggs. She went through a couple dozen buttercream eggs a few years back too (she had a heck of a metabolism).

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I'm sure there's a story somewhere in there involving Fritz, a Sam's/Costco size box of Peeps, duct tape and Astroglide.

And whatever that story is, I can't wait to hear it.

Me and Kirstie Alley were lounging around the APT one afternoon drinking Krystal Champagne and eating pink chick shaped peeps from the industrial shipping box. One after another the peeps and krystal wend down. Kirstie was just done with Cheers, and a little down on life. I had just been awarded the Nobel prize in peace for inadvertently settling a border dispute between West Virginia and Canada. Kirstie had been on her feet all day working behind the register at Rose's (hey, people got to make a buck) and was complaining about how dry they were. Ever the gentleman, I went to the kitchen and grabbed the Crisco. One tub and one foot later, the former TV hottie was on her way to being satisfied. But disaster struck! I was out of Crisco (and almost halfway through the PEEPS!). I rummaged around the house for something else. The WD-40 tickled too much as the aerosol blew across her toes. The only thing I had left in the place was half a bottle of Astroglide from a "Welcome to Scotland's Sheep Country" tourist pack. Well, that did the trick, though I wasn't sure if it would. Soon Kirstie's feet were smooth, and the peeps were gone, so we decided to go back up to Sam's for another crate. Let me take this time to interject, vinyl surfaces are not well suited for the living room floor. I think Kirstie must have fallen over seven times trying to get to her purse on the kitchen counter. Why did she leave he shoes in the car? It was 8:50 and we HAD to get to Sam's, so I did what any enterprising man would do, I fashioned her some slippers out of duct tape. Now, a former TV hottie with well oiled feet can be persnickety, so I had to have the adhesive facing outward. When Kirstie stood up, all appeared well, but one step later the left shoe stuck to the floor and her foot slid out. The right foot was well fixed to the floor, so that when her now naked and oiled left foot hit the ground she did the splits. the kind of splits a 15 year old gymnast girl does on her way to the gold. the kind of splits a full gown adult is not capable of. After the blood curdling scream I blacked out. when I woke up it was 9:45, and Kirstie along with the remaining krystal were gone. But, I found one last peep under the couch (a runner!), so at least the evening ended well.

Noop · 02-23-2005, 03:07 PM

What is peeps?

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:08 PM

rkmsuf · 02-23-2005, 03:08 PM

exactly.

dude!?!?!?!?!

WSUCougar · 02-23-2005, 03:09 PM

Peeps are like some sort of mind-control candy, a fact which Fritz has confirmed with this thread. 'Round about this time of the year, my wife will suddenly exclaim "PEEPS!" in the grocery store, and despite my annual and fruitless misgivings we'll end up buying them. At which point they'll sit, festering and uneaten, in the cupboard until I throw them out 'round about June or July.

At which point my wife will ask, pointedly: "Where are the Peeps?"

GAH!

sterlingice · 02-23-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

What is peeps?

(apparently there's even a peeps fan club)

SI

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:10 PM

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Peeps are like some sort of mind-control candy, a fact which Fritz has confirmed with this thread. 'Round about this time of the year, my wife will suddenly exclaim "PEEPS!" in the grocery store, and despite my annual and fruitless misgivings we'll end up buying them. At which point they'll sit, festering and uneaten, in the cupboard until I throw them out 'round about June or July.

At which point my wife will ask, pointedly: "Where are the Peeps?"

GAH!

you could send them to me

Noop · 02-23-2005, 03:18 PM

Are they tasty like a Big Kauna Burger?

WSUCougar · 02-23-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

you could send them to me

Sure. The shipment will look something like this...

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:19 PM

are they tasty? ITS PURE FUCKING SUGAR!

sterlingice · 02-23-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

The only thing I had left in the place was half a bottle of Astroglide from a "Welcome to Scotland's Sheep Country" tourist pack.

SI

Noop · 02-23-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

are they tasty? ITS PURE FUCKING SUGAR!

So your saying its tasty?

WSUCougar · 02-23-2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

So your saying its tasty?

In a glazed-dogshit-kinda-way, yeah.

Fritz · 02-23-2005, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

In a glazed-dogshit-kinda-way, yeah.

don't you blaspheme the peeps

WSUCougar · 02-23-2005, 03:25 PM

Fritz is a Peepist. He probably likes fruitcake, too. Don't drink his purple KoolAid.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-23-2005, 03:26 PM

They are some nasty, unnatural shit.

Franklinnoble · 02-23-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

Me and Kirstie Alley were lounging around the APT one afternoon drinking Krystal Champagne and eating pink chick shaped peeps from the industrial shipping box. One after another the peeps and krystal wend down. Kirstie was just done with Cheers, and a little down on life. I had just been awarded the Nobel prize in peace for inadvertently settling a border dispute between West Virginia and Canada. Kirstie had been on her feet all day working behind the register at Rose's (hey, people got to make a buck) and was complaining about how dry they were. Ever the gentleman, I went to the kitchen and grabbed the Crisco. One tub and one foot later, the former TV hottie was on her way to being satisfied. But disaster struck! I was out of Crisco (and almost halfway through the PEEPS!). I rummaged around the house for something else. The WD-40 tickled too much as the aerosol blew across her toes. The only thing I had left in the place was half a bottle of Astroglide from a "Welcome to Scotland's Sheep Country" tourist pack. Well, that did the trick, though I wasn't sure if it would. Soon Kirstie's feet were smooth, and the peeps were gone, so we decided to go back up to Sam's for another crate. Let me take this time to interject, vinyl surfaces are not well suited for the living room floor. I think Kirstie must have fallen over seven times trying to get to her purse on the kitchen counter. Why did she leave he shoes in the car? It was 8:50 and we HAD to get to Sam's, so I did what any enterprising man would do, I fashioned her some slippers out of duct tape. Now, a former TV hottie with well oiled feet can be persnickety, so I had to have the adhesive facing outward. When Kirstie stood up, all appeared well, but one step later the left shoe stuck to the floor and her foot slid out. The right foot was well fixed to the floor, so that when her now naked and oiled left foot hit the ground she did the splits. the kind of splits a 15 year old gymnast girl does on her way to the gold. the kind of splits a full gown adult is not capable of. After the blood curdling scream I blacked out. when I woke up it was 9:45, and Kirstie along with the remaining krystal were gone. But, I found one last peep under the couch (a runner!), so at least the evening ended well.

This is why I come to FOFC... to bask in the genius that is Fritz.

If I may digress... check these out:

http://www.peepresearch.org/

http://www.perpetualstroll.org/lotp/

cartman · 02-23-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

Me and Kirstie Alley were lounging around the APT one afternoon drinking Krystal Champagne and eating pink chick shaped peeps from the industrial shipping box. One after another the peeps and krystal wend down. Kirstie was just done with Cheers, and a little down on life. I had just been awarded the Nobel prize in peace for inadvertently settling a border dispute between West Virginia and Canada. Kirstie had been on her feet all day working behind the register at Rose's (hey, people got to make a buck) and was complaining about how dry they were. Ever the gentleman, I went to the kitchen and grabbed the Crisco. One tub and one foot later, the former TV hottie was on her way to being satisfied. But disaster struck! I was out of Crisco (and almost halfway through the PEEPS!). I rummaged around the house for something else. The WD-40 tickled too much as the aerosol blew across her toes. The only thing I had left in the place was half a bottle of Astroglide from a "Welcome to Scotland's Sheep Country" tourist pack. Well, that did the trick, though I wasn't sure if it would. Soon Kirstie's feet were smooth, and the peeps were gone, so we decided to go back up to Sam's for another crate. Let me take this time to interject, vinyl surfaces are not well suited for the living room floor. I think Kirstie must have fallen over seven times trying to get to her purse on the kitchen counter. Why did she leave he shoes in the car? It was 8:50 and we HAD to get to Sam's, so I did what any enterprising man would do, I fashioned her some slippers out of duct tape. Now, a former TV hottie with well oiled feet can be persnickety, so I had to have the adhesive facing outward. When Kirstie stood up, all appeared well, but one step later the left shoe stuck to the floor and her foot slid out. The right foot was well fixed to the floor, so that when her now naked and oiled left foot hit the ground she did the splits. the kind of splits a 15 year old gymnast girl does on her way to the gold. the kind of splits a full gown adult is not capable of. After the blood curdling scream I blacked out. when I woke up it was 9:45, and Kirstie along with the remaining krystal were gone. But, I found one last peep under the couch (a runner!), so at least the evening ended well.

I think this note from Kirsty explains why she left:

You and I travel to the beat of a different drum
Oh can't you tell by the way I run
Every time you apply Crisco on me
Wo-oh

You cry and moan and say it will work out
But honey child I've got my doubts
You can't see the Cristal for the Peeps

Oh don't get me wrong
It's not that I knock it
It's just that I didn't go to the market
With a boy who wants to love only sheep.

Yes, and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm saying is I'm not ready
For any person place or thing
To try and pull the duct tape off of me

So good-bye I'll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer
If you eat Peeps without me

Oh don't get me wrong
It's not that I knock it
It's just that I didn't go to the market
With a boy who wants to love only sheep.

Yes, and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm saying is I'm not ready
For any person place or thing
To try and pull the duct tape off of me

So good-bye I'll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer
If you eat Peeps without me

Lathum · 02-23-2005, 04:27 PM

PEEPS are awesome when they are stale.

stevew · 02-23-2005, 04:47 PM

You do realize that they now make Christmas peeps, valentines peeps, halloween peeps, etc........

It might be the best time of the year, but Peeps are no longer exclusive to this window of time.

Julio Riddols · 02-23-2005, 08:15 PM

Peeps are running on the Marshmallow ticket for 2008.. I hear the fundraising is going well due to increased shipment of "other-seasonal" peeps, which are basically just genetically defective peeps that came out of the peeper with different colors than the rest.. Its a bit odd, yeah, but theyre a very diplomatic bunch.. They'll probably at least do enough to curse us with 4 to 8 more years of Bush.. So all of you who say Peeps are so great might want to think of that a bit.. I just don't think a "democratically elected" monarchy is cool.

So, fuck peeps.

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-23-2005, 08:17 PM

I hear if you put a peep in the microwave it expands to like, 5 times its normal size!

...or is that a cat???

sterlingice · 02-23-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

I hear if you put a peep in the microwave it expands to like, 5 times its normal size!

...or is that a cat???

I think it's time to find out, Mr. Wizard

SI

Klinglerware · 02-23-2005, 09:03 PM

Yeah, they're not for eating, they're for blowing up...

sterlingice · 02-23-2005, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Yeah, they're not for eating, they're for blowing up...

"Cats or Peeps?"

SI

sabotai · 02-23-2005, 09:43 PM

Since Fritz started the whole "best day is haircut day" bit, I have not cut my hair. Yes, it's getting quite long.

Klinglerware · 02-23-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

"Cats or Peeps?"

SI

Eh, either or.

02-23-2005, 02:24 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	You spelled that backwards. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-23-2005, 02:26 PM	#3
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Down with PEEP __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-23-2005, 02:28 PM	#5
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Mmmm....Boy do I love peeps in a bowl of milk. Of course, I also get turned on by Timbersports for some reason. Wait---Did I type that? I only meant to think it.. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-23-2005, 02:31 PM	#7
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I'm sure there's a story somewhere in there involving Fritz, a Sam's/Costco size box of Peeps, duct tape and Astroglide. And whatever that story is, I don't want to hear it. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-23-2005, 02:31 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I like mine warm. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 02-23-2005 at 02:33 PM.

02-23-2005, 02:27 PM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	It's haircut day for me. yay!

02-23-2005, 02:36 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Cadbury Eggs, fool! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 02-23-2005 at 02:37 PM.

02-23-2005, 02:40 PM	#10
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Oh, you meant the Peeps kind of peeps. At first, I thought you meant the dirty old man kind of peep...

02-23-2005, 02:40 PM	#11
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	It was supposed to be haircut day for me. But I have other crap to do. This day has been evading me a lot in the past two weeks...

02-23-2005, 02:41 PM	#12
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Peeps are the work of Satan.

02-23-2005, 02:47 PM	#15
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Peeps in the microwave are the best. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

02-23-2005, 02:49 PM	#17
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Wait, are you even FROM Winnipeg?

02-23-2005, 02:50 PM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My father-in-law loves Peeps, except only if they are stale. So every year, my wife buys them for him as an Easter present, but cuts them open when she gets home and leaves them like that for a month. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-23-2005, 02:53 PM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	No, unfortunately, that house is wall-to-wall Christmas. It's decoration overload is what it is. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-23-2005, 02:54 PM	#21
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	No peeps for me. I do need a haircut, though.

02-23-2005, 02:57 PM	#22
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I'm not big on peeps, though the wife likes them. But she loves Cadbury Mini-eggs. She went through a couple dozen buttercream eggs a few years back too (she had a heck of a metabolism). __________________ null

02-23-2005, 03:07 PM	#24
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	What is peeps? __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

02-23-2005, 03:08 PM	#25
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	dude __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-23-2005, 03:08 PM	#26
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	exactly. dude!?!?!?!?! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 02-23-2005 at 03:08 PM.

02-23-2005, 03:09 PM	#27
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Peeps are like some sort of mind-control candy, a fact which Fritz has confirmed with this thread. 'Round about this time of the year, my wife will suddenly exclaim "PEEPS!" in the grocery store, and despite my annual and fruitless misgivings we'll end up buying them. At which point they'll sit, festering and uneaten, in the cupboard until I throw them out 'round about June or July. At which point my wife will ask, pointedly: "Where are the Peeps?" GAH! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

02-23-2005, 03:10 PM	#29
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/ __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-23-2005, 03:18 PM	#31
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Are they tasty like a Big Kauna Burger? __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

02-23-2005, 03:19 PM	#33
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	are they tasty? ITS PURE FUCKING SUGAR! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-23-2005, 03:25 PM	#38
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Fritz is a Peepist. He probably likes fruitcake, too. Don't drink his purple KoolAid. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage. Last edited by WSUCougar : 02-23-2005 at 03:25 PM.

02-23-2005, 03:26 PM	#39
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	They are some nasty, unnatural shit. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

02-23-2005, 04:27 PM	#42
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	PEEPS are awesome when they are stale.

02-23-2005, 04:47 PM	#43
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	You do realize that they now make Christmas peeps, valentines peeps, halloween peeps, etc........ It might be the best time of the year, but Peeps are no longer exclusive to this window of time.

02-23-2005, 08:15 PM	#44
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Peeps are running on the Marshmallow ticket for 2008.. I hear the fundraising is going well due to increased shipment of "other-seasonal" peeps, which are basically just genetically defective peeps that came out of the peeper with different colors than the rest.. Its a bit odd, yeah, but theyre a very diplomatic bunch.. They'll probably at least do enough to curse us with 4 to 8 more years of Bush.. So all of you who say Peeps are so great might want to think of that a bit.. I just don't think a "democratically elected" monarchy is cool. So, fuck peeps. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

02-23-2005, 08:17 PM	#45
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I hear if you put a peep in the microwave it expands to like, 5 times its normal size! ...or is that a cat??? __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

02-23-2005, 09:03 PM	#47
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Yeah, they're not for eating, they're for blowing up...

02-23-2005, 09:43 PM	#49
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Since Fritz started the whole "best day is haircut day" bit, I have not cut my hair. Yes, it's getting quite long.

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