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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Don't ya think?
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Now you've done it.
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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a little too ironic,
and I really do think.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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A little too ironic...
damn, beat me to it. Last edited by moriarty : 02-25-2005 at 11:05 AM. |
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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It's like raaaiin..
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Damn, I need a knife! And all I have are these 10,000 friggin' spoons.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PNW
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http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ghlight=alanis
This question has already been asked before! Please use the search option in the future! |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Anything Goes Body Masseuse
"We'd better make sure to wash these towels when your appointment is up." |
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I met the man of my dreams, but screwed his beautiful wife.
I'm confused. |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I asked it BECAUSE it's been asked before.
Shut up, bitch! Go make me a turkey pot pie.
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Quote:
What about you, Coug? |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Quote:
Damn. I was going to tell you to make me some rice until I noticed that SkyDog deleted my old account. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Quote:
What about you?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Asshat!
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Quote:
Yo momma. |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Heard this song this morning. We've all heard the chuckles about what's ironic or not and whether the song should be re-titled "Isn't it a bummer?" But let's throw it around a bit...
Ironic: Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended Irony: a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. d. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: e. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. So here's my breakdown of Alanis' list of things, ranked from most ironic (top) to least ironic. Discuss. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly, waited his whole damn life to take that flight, and crashed It's a death row pardon two minutes too late It's a free ride when you've already paid It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's a traffic jam when you're already late It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife It's like rain on your wedding day An old man turned 98, won the lottery, and died the next day It's the good advice that you just didn't take It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I'd put the traffic jam at the bottom.
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