THe Oscars

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:14 PM

Virginia Madsen is just plain pretty.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-27-2005, 07:21 PM

I was just about to start an Oscars thread. I rarely watch the Oscars, but find myself watching this year mainly because I'm a huge Chris Rock fan and want to see him host the show. Anyone else watching primarily because of Chris Rock?

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I was just about to start an Oscars thread. I rarely watch the Oscars, but find myself watching this year mainly because I'm a huge Chris Rock fan and want to see him host the show. Anyone else watching primarily because of Chris Rock?

**raises hand** If not for him I would of been asleep 3 hours ago.

sovereignstar · 02-27-2005, 07:31 PM

This thread is tainted. You capitalized the 'h' in 'the'. I mean wtf?

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 07:32 PM

I HOpe PEnelope Cruz hAS a "wardRObe malFUNction".

korme · 02-27-2005, 07:35 PM

It's a puzzle!

HOPECASROFUN

time to unscramble!

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:39 PM

Chris Rock is bringin the funny, but this audience is aprehensive.

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

I HOpe PEnelope Cruz hAS a "wardRObe malFUNction".

I've never understood the big fuss over her after seeing her tonight.

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:41 PM

I'm very tired, but this is fuckin funny.

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Chris Rock is bringin the funny, but this audience is aprehensive.

I'm a huge Rock fan, but the jokes aren't quite jokey enough. they just sound like insults.

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SunDancer

I've never understood the big fuss over her after seeing her tonight.

Ok, to each his own, hopefully any of the hot actresses lose their dress and take it a step further and do some porn on stage. Crossing my fingers!

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I'm a huge Rock fan, but the jokes aren't quite jokey enough. they just sound like insults.

I gotta agree.

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I'm a huge Rock fan, but the jokes aren't quite jokey enough. they just sound like insults.

It's funny cause it's true. I love tension.

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

It's funny cause it's true. I love tension.

Well, i think it's pretty true as well. But it's going to make for an awkard night, and probably no invitation to host again. It's a night of celebrating Hollywood. A lot of people with poor senses of humor will take offense, i'm sure.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-27-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

It's funny cause it's true. I love tension.

I thought they did border on insulting, but I thought they were very funny. I think the audience was cold because there was that tension there. They laughed hardest when he made jokes at his own expense.

korme · 02-27-2005, 07:50 PM

what?

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:50 PM

Is Rene Zellwlsiwegier turning into Bjork?

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 07:51 PM

Maybe "Was Chris Rock Funny at the Oscars" deserves a poll on the board?

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

what?

What?

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

What?

Que?

Ragone · 02-27-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

What?

Yeah!

korme · 02-27-2005, 07:55 PM

first time it's ever crossed my mind that hilary swank is hot.

and morgan freeman is the mack of all pimps. one of my favorite actors.

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 07:56 PM

Looking at Hillary Swank makes me have uncontrollable diarrhea

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

first time it's ever crossed my mind that hilary swank is hot.

and morgan freeman is the mack of all pimps. one of my favorite actors.

Ya know, i look at her and I think "shes not supposed to be hot" but then i end up thinking "i'd do her, yeah i would".

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 07:58 PM

Eh...
Many people can look hot when they got the right dress and crap.

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 07:59 PM

Robin Williams ... least funny person ever?

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 07:59 PM

Can I stay at someones house in LA while I beat up Robin Williams?

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 08:00 PM

Shrek 2 and the Incredibles were both outstanding movies. Tough that they came out in the same year and had to go head to head.

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:00 PM

Bill Simons stream of consciousness,

How close did we come to having Coach and Lowel being nominated for an Oscar, surely thats a sign of the appocalypse.

NoMyths · 02-27-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Bill Simons stream of consciousness,

How close did we come to having Coach and Lowel being nominated for an Oscar, surely thats a sign of the appocalypse.

Not sure, but you surely get the Oscar for most misspellings & gramm-errors in a single sentence. The throne is o'erthrown!

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by NoMyths

Not sure, but you surely get the Oscar for most misspellings & gramm-errors in a single sentence. The throne is o'erthrown!

I knew it was atroc....horrible, but i cant stream of ******** with spell check.

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Is Rene Zellwlsiwegier turning into Bjork?

I don't know how she's a "A-list" actor. She can barely talk with her eyes open and look normal (well, for an actress-good/hot).

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:05 PM

That Lemony Snicket chick was annoying, and I hate this aisleway awards crap.

MikeVic · 02-27-2005, 08:05 PM

I like Rock, and I'm watching to see what he says.

Since he makes fun of himself too, you'd think people would laugh more about other people... but nope. Some of these guys need to get a sense of humour.

Ksyrup · 02-27-2005, 08:06 PM

I was expecting Drew Barrymore to kiss Michael Jackson at the end of her presentation.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-27-2005, 08:06 PM

Hmmmm.. talk about hot. She looks good in any language.

Young Drachma · 02-27-2005, 08:08 PM

I don't get the whole let's having singing at the Oscars thing. Just give yet awards and get on with the after parties.

It just seems so haugty to me. The whole event. Seems Hollywood takes themselves so seriously.

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 08:08 PM

What the hell is this crap? Why can't Beyonce be naked?

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

I don't get the whole let's having singing at the Oscars thing. Just give yet awards and get on with the after parties.

It just seems so haugty to me. The whole event. Seems Hollywood takes themselves so seriously.

I think it adds a little something to the evening. Unlike the acting categories, it's the only thing that can be easily displayed to audience. I like it, personally.

Young Drachma · 02-27-2005, 08:09 PM

I don't really like Beyonce. But, I think whoever made her up today, did a pretty good job. She looks "classy" rather than the normal overdone, trashy thing I see her at other awards shows.

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

I don't get the whole let's having singing at the Oscars thing. Just give yet awards and get on with the after parties.

It just seems so haugty to me. The whole event. Seems Hollywood takes themselves so seriously.

Yeah...I love how they sing in French too.

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:10 PM

Barrymores hair frightened me.

SunDancer · 02-27-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Barrymores hair frightened me.

She went alittle heavy on the eye shadow too.

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:17 PM

Why do these women have to get all whored up? Scarlet Johanson is so pretty, whats with the crazy hair and overblown clown makeup.

gottimd · 02-27-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Why do these women have to get all whored up? Scarlet Johanson is so pretty, whats with the crazy hair and overblown clown makeup.

Good point, she was hot in "In Good Company".

Suicane75 · 02-27-2005, 08:20 PM

Is Pierce Brosnan gonna keel over onstage?
OMG, maybe i'm overthinking things, but when Pierce handed the chick the award and stepped to the side he looked down as if he didn't wanna walk into the cartoon lady, I almost choked from laughing.

cthomer5000 · 02-27-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Adam from Counting Crows in full "Sideshow Bob" getup tonight, I see. Good choice for the billion-person audience.

he's been setting the standard in terrible haircuts for about 5 years now.

QuikSand · 02-27-2005, 08:40 PM

Adam from Counting Crows in full "Sideshow Bob" getup tonight, I see. Good choice for the billion-person audience.

Young Drachma · 02-27-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Good point, she was hot in "In Good Company".

I was thinking that they really overdid her eye makeup and wacky hairdo, too.

cuervo72 · 02-27-2005, 08:52 PM

One thing my wife noticed: the "in" look for actresses this year seems to be fair (almost pale) skin. Johanssen, Zellweger, Barrymore, Blanchette, Dunst - all looked quite fair (add Kidman to that probably, though I haven't seen her yet). This seems to amuse my wife (who is a redhead with very fair skin).

Seems that the general look is trending to the 40's to me as well.

02-27-2005, 07:21 PM	#2
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I was just about to start an Oscars thread. I rarely watch the Oscars, but find myself watching this year mainly because I'm a huge Chris Rock fan and want to see him host the show. Anyone else watching primarily because of Chris Rock? __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-27-2005, 07:32 PM	#5
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I HOpe PEnelope Cruz hAS a "wardRObe malFUNction". __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 02-27-2005 at 07:34 PM.

02-27-2005, 07:51 PM	#18
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Maybe "Was Chris Rock Funny at the Oscars" deserves a poll on the board? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

02-27-2005, 07:56 PM	#23
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Looking at Hillary Swank makes me have uncontrollable diarrhea __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

02-27-2005, 08:06 PM	#35
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I was expecting Drew Barrymore to kiss Michael Jackson at the end of her presentation. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-27-2005, 07:31 PM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	This thread is tainted. You capitalized the 'h' in 'the'. I mean wtf?

02-27-2005, 07:35 PM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	It's a puzzle! HOPECASROFUN time to unscramble!

02-27-2005, 07:39 PM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Chris Rock is bringin the funny, but this audience is aprehensive.

02-27-2005, 07:41 PM	#9
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm very tired, but this is fuckin funny.

02-27-2005, 07:50 PM	#16
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	what?

02-27-2005, 07:55 PM	#22
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	first time it's ever crossed my mind that hilary swank is hot. and morgan freeman is the mack of all pimps. one of my favorite actors.

02-27-2005, 07:58 PM	#25
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Eh... Many people can look hot when they got the right dress and crap.

02-27-2005, 07:59 PM	#27
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Can I stay at someones house in LA while I beat up Robin Williams?

02-27-2005, 08:00 PM	#29
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Bill Simons stream of consciousness, How close did we come to having Coach and Lowel being nominated for an Oscar, surely thats a sign of the appocalypse.

02-27-2005, 08:05 PM	#33
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	That Lemony Snicket chick was annoying, and I hate this aisleway awards crap.

02-27-2005, 08:05 PM	#34
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like Rock, and I'm watching to see what he says. Since he makes fun of himself too, you'd think people would laugh more about other people... but nope. Some of these guys need to get a sense of humour.

02-27-2005, 08:08 PM	#37
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	I don't get the whole let's having singing at the Oscars thing. Just give yet awards and get on with the after parties. It just seems so haugty to me. The whole event. Seems Hollywood takes themselves so seriously. __________________ Current dynasty: Up The Scots: Play To Clinch Tennis Dynasty \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

02-27-2005, 08:09 PM	#40
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	I don't really like Beyonce. But, I think whoever made her up today, did a pretty good job. She looks "classy" rather than the normal overdone, trashy thing I see her at other awards shows. __________________ Current dynasty: Up The Scots: Play To Clinch Tennis Dynasty \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

02-27-2005, 08:10 PM	#42
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Barrymores hair frightened me.

02-27-2005, 08:17 PM	#44
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Why do these women have to get all whored up? Scarlet Johanson is so pretty, whats with the crazy hair and overblown clown makeup.

02-27-2005, 08:20 PM	#46
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Is Pierce Brosnan gonna keel over onstage? OMG, maybe i'm overthinking things, but when Pierce handed the chick the award and stepped to the side he looked down as if he didn't wanna walk into the cartoon lady, I almost choked from laughing. Last edited by Suicane75 : 02-27-2005 at 08:22 PM.

02-27-2005, 08:40 PM	#48
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Adam from Counting Crows in full "Sideshow Bob" getup tonight, I see. Good choice for the billion-person audience.

02-27-2005, 08:52 PM	#50
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	One thing my wife noticed: the "in" look for actresses this year seems to be fair (almost pale) skin. Johanssen, Zellweger, Barrymore, Blanchette, Dunst - all looked quite fair (add Kidman to that probably, though I haven't seen her yet). This seems to amuse my wife (who is a redhead with very fair skin). Seems that the general look is trending to the 40's to me as well. __________________ null

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