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Old 03-01-2005, 03:23 PM   #1
Young Drachma
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Freddy Adu/Hilary Duff..

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Could he kiss her ass anymore?

I mean, geez. I guess she agreed to do it, so maybe she was curious..but I dunno, seems wacky that he's like..basically asking her out in an interview.

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Old 03-01-2005, 03:28 PM   #2
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I can't stand Hilary Duff.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:29 PM   #3
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Could he kiss her ass anymore?

I mean, geez. I guess she agreed to do it, so maybe she was curious..but I dunno, seems wacky that he's like..basically asking her out in an interview.

He's a 15 or 16 year-old kid.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:31 PM   #4
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I think he's gonna pork her.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:35 PM   #5
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I didn't really see much ass-kissing there until the very end. Most of it seemed to be mutual "poor us, we're famous, why can't we live normal lives?" whining.

But hey, if he can get her to go out with him, more power to both of 'em.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:37 PM   #6
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How cute!
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:39 PM   #7
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I'd hit it...

If I were ten years younger
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:39 PM   #8
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Here's one vote for leave them alone.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:40 PM   #9
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I didn't really see much ass-kissing there until the very end. Most of it seemed to be mutual "poor us, we're famous, why can't we live normal lives?" whining.

But hey, if he can get her to go out with him, more power to both of 'em.

He's sophomore, she's a senior. I say no way.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:42 PM   #10
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I'd kiss her ass if I could then stick it in her ass.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #11
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He's a 15 or 16 year-old kid.
You don't really belive that?
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:48 PM   #12
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He's sophomore, she's a senior. I say no way.

Yeah, but you can still get the attention of the senior girls if you can make them forget (or just plain not realize) that you're an underclassman.

Happened to me too many times to count my first two years of high school. They eventually lost interest, either when they discovered my geek pursuits, or when they learned that, gasp, that 6'4" kid was actually a freshman, but then, I never claimed to be able to maintain the masquerade for very long.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #13
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I dated a couple of senior girls as a sophomore. Of course, I was 18 at the time.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:51 PM   #14
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You don't really belive that?

HEIGHT: 5-8 WEIGHT:145

I'm not sure what is unbelievable about a 15-16 year old that has those stats
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:52 PM   #15
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HEIGHT: 5-8 WEIGHT:145

I'm not sure what is unbelievable about a 15-16 year old that has those stats
It's not the stats, it's the skills.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:53 PM   #16
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. They eventually lost interest, either when they discovered my geek pursuits, or when they learned that, gasp, that 6'4" kid was actually a freshman, but then, I never claimed to be able to maintain the masquerade for very long.

They didn't like calling you " The Dungeon Master?"
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:53 PM   #17
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Bender: Careful what you say, Freddy here is a cherry.

Freddy: I'm not a cherry.

Bender: When have you gotten laid?

Freddy: I've laid lots of times

Bender: Name one.

Freddy: She lived in Niagra Falls. Wouldn't know her.

Bender: Ever done it with someone around here?

Freddy: Shhhh.

Bender: Oh so you and Hilary...did it.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:55 PM   #18
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I'd hit it...

If I were ten years younger

Smart move. At your age, Freddie would wear you out.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:56 PM   #19
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I know who Hillary Duff is, but I can't say I've ever heard her talk. Does she always talk like "Valley Girl Barbie" or whatever it is? I mean, oh my gosh, whatever.

Time for me to be chillin'.
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Old 03-01-2005, 04:09 PM   #20
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I think he's gonna pork her.


He's not going to pork her Russ.

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Old 03-01-2005, 04:09 PM   #21
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They didn't like calling you " The Dungeon Master?"

More like I had a negative Charisma modifier.

I make up for it with my high Intelligence score, though.

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Old 03-01-2005, 05:52 PM   #22
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I can't stand Hilary Duff.

she's gonna be in town this weekend..ill throw something at her for you..and the world.....
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:02 PM   #23
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she's gonna be in town this weekend..

Really?

*starts packing bags for trip to south Texas*
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:05 PM   #24
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yess apparently we need a white california girl for BorderFest aye caramba
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:07 PM   #25
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She's from Houston, Loren. She ain't no Californian...
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:10 PM   #26
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ohh good god, thats scarey...same water Bush drank i guess....either way, if shes on when im there im launching a blossoming onion at her head
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:18 PM   #27
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Really?

*starts packing bags for trip to south Texas*

Sounds like a plan to me.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:20 PM   #28
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You know, I recently read that Duff thinks that Quentin Tarantino is hot...
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:25 PM   #29
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Does the interview just STOP for others too? At this line:

"Oh, Freddy. I'm so flattered!"

What the hell happened after that? They didn't say anything more?
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:55 PM   #30
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"Oh, Freddy. I'm so flattered!"


Cue cheesy 70's porno music.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:44 PM   #31
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Does the interview just STOP for others too? At this line:

"Oh, Freddy. I'm so flattered!"

What the hell happened after that? They didn't say anything more?

Hmm..maybe they set up a date after that? Maybe they tweaked what she said...

It did seem weird they ended it right there.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:55 PM   #32
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Maybe they got it on....
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:17 AM   #33
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More like I had a negative Charisma modifier.

I make up for it with my high Intelligence score, though.


I am sure the robe and wizard hat helped as well
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:05 AM   #34
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[font=Arial]ohh good god, thats scarey...same water Bush drank i guess....either way, if shes on when im there im launching a blossoming onion at her head

The water that makes you a great leader of a country?
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:09 AM   #35
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The water that makes you a great leader of a country?

Or a hot singer/actress, I guess.

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