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Old 03-03-2005, 02:22 PM   #1
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WTF?!? C'mon SI....

So I turn my Sports Illustrated over and on the back is a picture of a guy modeling Calvin Klein boxer-briefs, but whatever. He's got this weird looking tattoo on his lower stomach and when I go to see what it is a picture of, I swear I can see pubes. What the hell is SI doing advertising this on a sports magazine?!?

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Old 03-03-2005, 02:23 PM   #2
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:24 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:25 PM   #4
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Did he look like Kramer?
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:27 PM   #5
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pix pls k, thx

nice
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:27 PM   #6
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So I turn my Sports Illustrated over and on the back is a picture of a guy modeling Calvin Klein boxer-briefs, but whatever. He's got this weird looking tattoo on his lower stomach and when I go to see what it is a picture of, I swear I can see pubes. What the hell is SI doing advertising this on a sports magazine?!?

Get a playboy. It will make you much happier.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:29 PM   #7
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pix pls k, thx

just look down - they're all the same.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:29 PM   #8
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pix pls k, thx

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Don't you have work to do? What's with postings about pubes?

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Old 03-03-2005, 02:30 PM   #9
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So I turn my Sports Illustrated over and on the back is a picture of a guy modeling Calvin Klein boxer-briefs, but whatever. He's got this weird looking tattoo on his lower stomach and when I go to see what it is a picture of, I swear I can see pubes. What the hell is SI doing advertising this on a sports magazine?!?

So you were looking closely at a guy's pelvic region in a mag and want the rest of us to know about it?

ok.....
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:31 PM   #10
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So you were looking closely at a guy's pelvic region in a mag and want the rest of us to know about it?

ok.....

I guess now he's not going to tell us how the scratch-and-sniff cologne smelled...
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:34 PM   #11
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I read the title and immediately thought that MrBug wasn't happy about the latest patch from SI Games... Have I been playing too much FM2005???

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Old 03-03-2005, 02:35 PM   #12
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I read the title and immediately thought that MrBug wasn't happy about the latest patch from SI Games... Have I been playing too much FM2005???

FM

thought the same thing myself
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:48 PM   #13
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The solution is to keep the magazine face up. And to stop closely examining male underwear models' groins.
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Old 03-03-2005, 03:06 PM   #14
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The solution is to keep the magazine face up. And to stop closely examining male underwear models' groins.

He was probably just looking for the skunk bite.
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:04 PM   #15
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[/quote]skunk bite.[quote]

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Old 03-03-2005, 04:08 PM   #16
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I'm afraid to ask, but what is a skunk bite?
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:10 PM   #17
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http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=36474

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Old 03-03-2005, 04:13 PM   #18
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I read the title and immediately thought that MrBug wasn't happy about the latest patch from SI Games... Have I been playing too much FM2005???

FM

Well, MrBug complained about not getting FM2005, then realized he order the wrong game (I believe he order the American version of FM).
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:14 PM   #19
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Oh, I thought it was going be some male version of the camel toe.
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:29 PM   #20
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Oh, I thought it was going be some male version of the camel toe.


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Old 03-03-2005, 04:54 PM   #21
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FN that is just WRONG.

I am now going to go gouge my eyes out with my pen.
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:04 PM   #22
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that picture gets me horny every time i see it.

I've got a neon fetish.
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:07 PM   #23
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FN that is just WRONG.

I am now going to go gouge my eyes out with my pen.

Post pics please....
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:13 PM   #24
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that picture gets me horny every time i see it.

I've got a neon fetish.

Then you MUST go here:

hxxp://www.neonnaturists.org/


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Old 03-03-2005, 08:53 PM   #25
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Do you have a catalog you flip through for this stuff?
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:23 PM   #26
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Do you have a catalog you flip through for this stuff?

a big catalog, called the Intraweb
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:09 PM   #27
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Do you have a catalog you flip through for this stuff?

Yeah, it's called FOFC.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...ad.php?t=25012

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