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Old 03-05-2005, 12:43 AM   #1
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B!TCH....

That is all.

Let the speculation begin.


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Old 03-05-2005, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old 03-05-2005, 12:54 AM   #3
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Yes, a Balldog hookup story is coming!
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Old 03-05-2005, 12:56 AM   #4
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Yes, a Balldog hookup story is coming!

You mean a failed hookup story.
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Old 03-05-2005, 01:04 AM   #5
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Old 03-05-2005, 01:35 AM   #6
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I'm going basic here: A female balldog would properly be called a what?
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Old 03-05-2005, 01:36 AM   #7
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Hmm to require a Bitch subject title it must have been something equally bad and surprising....

That chick was a man baby, yea!

Thats why one should always perform a thorough adams apple check at the begining of the date. Much less painfull than finding a loaded smith and weston in her holster.
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Old 03-05-2005, 09:28 AM   #8
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Bitch?
You mean the hit song from Dave McCullen?

"I'd just like to call, you my Bitch!"
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Old 03-05-2005, 10:55 AM   #9
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All these are good ideas...
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:07 AM   #10
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You're a bitch, but I love you anyway
You can't sing, but you still put me to sleep
You're a bitch, hey hey, hey hey
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:10 AM   #11
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Maybe it's time for you to get a makeover.
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:39 AM   #12
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You came in here mouth and she kissed you and spit it back into your mouth.
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Old 03-05-2005, 01:36 PM   #13
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Old 03-05-2005, 03:02 PM   #14
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Seems to me like you let chicks get you bummed/pissed WAY too often.
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Old 03-05-2005, 03:08 PM   #15
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shes a bitch
shes a lover
shes a child
shes a mother
shes a sinner
shes a saint
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shes your hell
shes your dream
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you know you wouldnt want it any other way
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Old 03-05-2005, 03:56 PM   #16
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Seems to me like you let chicks get you bummed/pissed WAY too often.

So I was dating this chick for like 8 weeks and things were going good. Then its like this, the chick says we were always just friends...so I am like ok I can be cool with that. I am good friends with her friends, a couple of them I know from high school.

But we quit talking and last night I seen her for the 1st time in about 6 weeks. Bitch didn't even acknowledge I existed, she purposely like walked by me and looked the other way, like I screwed her over. Shit, I wined and dined that girl and treated her like a frickin princess...then she pulled the friends card on me which I know was bullshit.

I am over it, I just think its stupid...if you are not interested in someone then be straight with them don't be a fucking idiot about it. If we were just friends the whole time then what is so different know. Oh well...
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:12 PM   #17
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sounds like she needs to grow up and/or isn't worth your time
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:16 PM   #18
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I wish I could say this kind of behavior goes away as you get older...
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:20 PM   #19
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One of these times I'd like to her the girl's story.
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:53 PM   #20
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Shit, I wined and dined that girl and treated her like a frickin princess...then she pulled the friends card on me which I know was bullshit.

That's the problem. There's a fine line that's hard to find - but cannot be crossed. Do never come across deperate. Make her think that she's just one of many things going on in your life. Yeah, you're having fun with her, but you could also be having fun doing other things.

In other words, maybe pull a Costanza. Whatever you're thinking, do the opposite. If you think you should take her to a GREAT restaurant, take her to a local spot (not a shithole, but not a fancy $100 bill place). Don't talk about feelings or others girls you've dated.

You're marketing yourself. Remember that everyone wants what they can't have. If they can have it (you) too easy, it's no fun and you're not "worth" anything. If she can reach you via cellphone at any time of the day, this is not good. If she can call and make plans with you in a snap, this is not good. Even if you don't have anything to do, lie. Yeah, it'll suck sitting at home and making a Boboli, but fuck it, you're earning cred. You're not a "prize" if it's easy to obtain.

That was rambling, but you get the point.

I don't think I'm a "player" and I'm certainly not a dude model, but I've hooked up with and gone out with some pretty rad chicks but employing the "subtle asshole" technique a few times.

PS - This will not work with every girl, but YOU DON'T WANT a girl that requires her ass to be kissed, no matter how hot she is.

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Old 03-05-2005, 04:54 PM   #21
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That's the problem. There's a fine line that's hard to find - but cannot be crossed. Do never come across deperate. Make her think that she's just one of many things going on in your life. Yeah, you're having fun with her, but you could also be having fun doing other things.

In other words, maybe pull a Costanza. Whatever you're thinking, do the opposite. If you think you should take her to a GREAT restaurant, take her to a local spot (not a shithole, but not a fancy $100 bill place). Don't talk about feelings or others girls you've dated.

You're marketing yourself. Remember that everyone wants what they can't have. If they can have it (you) too easy, it's no fun and you're not "worth" anything. If she can reach you via cellphone at any time of the day, this is not good. If she can call and make plans with you in a snap, this is not good. Even if you don't have anything to do, lie. Yeah, it'll suck sitting at home and making a Boboli, but fuck it, you're earning cred. You're not a "prize" if it's easy to obtain.

That was rambling, but the above is why you're striking out.

Another way of putting it is, "treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady."
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:55 PM   #22
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Another way of putting it is, "treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady."

In a nutshell, yes. I'd like think that a bit more finesse should be applied in certain situations, though
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:57 PM   #23
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So I was dating this chick for like 8 weeks and things were going good. Then its like this, the chick says we were always just friends...so I am like ok I can be cool with that. I am good friends with her friends, a couple of them I know from high school.

But we quit talking and last night I seen her for the 1st time in about 6 weeks. Bitch didn't even acknowledge I existed, she purposely like walked by me and looked the other way, like I screwed her over. Shit, I wined and dined that girl and treated her like a frickin princess...then she pulled the friends card on me which I know was bullshit.

I am over it, I just think its stupid...if you are not interested in someone then be straight with them don't be a fucking idiot about it. If we were just friends the whole time then what is so different know. Oh well...

I am sorry but you should never treat a female better then what she is... seriously she is not your wife. So why treat her like a princess if she treats you like shit? I thougth it was a well known fact women dislike nice guys... she pulled the friend card because maybe you are acting to soft. I personally believe women don't want a guy to listen to all their stanking problems. If they wanted that then they would go get another female friend or a gay guy(your not gay right?)... Bah why am I even trying to speak on this topic. All that happens is the older members start lash at me for my( I said my bitches) opinion and views.
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:58 PM   #24
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:58 PM   #25
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Old 03-05-2005, 04:59 PM   #26
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as a nice guy i gotta say i agree with Noop. Women don't want a nice guy. It's a fact, and I agree that that's prolly why she pulled the friend card BD.
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:02 PM   #27
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In a nutshell, yes. I'd like think that a bit more finesse should be applied in certain situations, though

I think all the basics were covered in "Dazed and Confused."
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:04 PM   #28
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as a nice guy i gotta say i agree with Noop. Women don't want a nice guy. It's a fact, and I agree that that's prolly why she pulled the friend card BD.

Women want a confident guy. You can be nice and confident. Sometimes people (not saying you) confuse nice with wishy washy.
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:05 PM   #29
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One of these times I'd like to her the girl's story.

"I kept seeing this guy at parties over a two-month period and then last nite he asked me what was going on between us. I was really creeped out and avoided him the rest of the night"
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:05 PM   #30
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I think all the basics were covered in "Dazed and Confused."

Shite. Never seen it. Worth a rent I'm guessing?
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:08 PM   #31
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I wouldn't watch it sober, but definitely worth watching.
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:17 PM   #32
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LOL, I thought you meant the Zep song.

Although the lyrics do fit quite well for this occasion....

"Been dazed and confused so long it's not true.
I wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talking, few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below! Yeah

You hurt and abuse, tellin' all of your lies.
Run 'round sweet baby, lord, how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby I don't know where you been
Gonna' love you baby, here I come again

Everyday I work so hard, bringin' home my hard earned pay.
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where your going, all in all, just where you been,
Sweet little baby I want you again."
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:31 PM   #33
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mix in a little vince vaughan ala swingers, make yourself sound like 100 bucks, be confident, and for real, you don't always need to be 'the nice guy'.

my first day at college, i actually hooked up with this chick, very casually and nothing that big (no sex), anyways so after we fool around we go to steak and shake and she goes "your going to pay for my food right?" i was essentially just like "helllllllllllllllll no".

needless to say i tap that shit all the time.

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i've gotta say that i started picking up on the assholish bit from my best friend in high school, who despite being somewhat (15 lb's) overweight, just had his way with the ladies, the hottest chicks just all over him. then we'd party with these girls and he was a straight dick half the time, and finally i guess it just kinda clicked. i'm not saying you go out there and be an asshole but you have to let a woman know where you stand and that you aren't going to be tend to her every need......make her come get you.

idk my roomie and i always talk about this kinda thing, i'd probably rather get a girl thats pretty good looking and harder to get than a smoking hot babe that you know is there if you want it. same for chicks man.

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Old 03-05-2005, 05:49 PM   #34
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Like I said I don't care that it didn't work out...just think its stupid to frickin act like I screwed her over. I know when I am an asshole and when I deserve that kind of shit, this was not one of them.
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:54 PM   #35
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What happened with the Ho sisters? Never got that 3-way, did ya?
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:55 PM   #36
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:56 PM   #37
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What happened with the Ho sisters? Never got that 3-way, did ya?

LOL, no not yet....still a work in progress. I have only seen one of the since then, not sure which one it was though.
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Old 03-05-2005, 08:52 PM   #38
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as a nice guy i gotta say i agree with Noop. Women don't want a nice guy. It's a fact, and I agree that that's prolly why she pulled the friend card BD.

Actually they do want a nice guy...once they are ready to settle down.

Women seem to want the dangerous bad boy while they are just playing around, but when it is time to get serious, then they go for the nice guys.

If you are still playing around, be anything other than a nice guy. I figured this out way to late and missed out on way too much play time.
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Old 03-05-2005, 09:36 PM   #39
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Has it ever occured to yall that the women you're trying to get are idiots?
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Old 03-05-2005, 09:54 PM   #40
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Old 03-05-2005, 10:05 PM   #41
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Woman do not want a nice guy. If she marries one then I am of the opinion her pussy has alot of miles on it. And she knows that only a nice guy would put up with a loose pussy. Seriously I think woman are the most confused things on earth... they say one thing then do another. Only a woman would purposely have men doing things with no promise of anything in return. I mean come they have that game down pact... they give(nice guy) a kiss on the chick and have him for another 5 years.

I don't know if you guys have heard this theory... a woman usually has 3 to 4 men in her life... one who gives her the best sex she ever had and has a long cock for her to suck on... another who gives money... one who listens who all her stinking problems and shit... and the final one is usually the males in her family the ones who protects her from crazy guys.(The ones she has made crazy by teasing them) Most of you fall under the 2nd and 3rd...
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Old 03-05-2005, 10:18 PM   #42
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Woman do not want a nice guy. If she marries one then I am of the opinion her pussy has alot of miles on it. And she knows that only a nice guy would put up with a loose pussy. Seriously I think woman are the most confused things on earth... they say one thing then do another. Only a woman would purposely have men doing things with no promise of anything in return. I mean come they have that game down pact... they give(nice guy) a kiss on the chick and have him for another 5 years.

I don't know if you guys have heard this theory... a woman usually has 3 to 4 men in her life... one who gives her the best sex she ever had and has a long cock for her to suck on... another who gives money... one who listens who all her stinking problems and shit... and the final one is usually the males in her family the ones who protects her from crazy guys.(The ones she has made crazy by teasing them) Most of you fall under the 2nd and 3rd...

Aren't you only 19? It's hard to make a statement on marriage at that age. Women at my age, 20/21, are not interested in the nice guys. But the boys aren't really interested in the "nice" girls. I'm sure one we grow up, and want to have kids, and all that that, money and commiment (as well as kindness), will be the keys. But I'm just guessing.
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:06 PM   #43
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Aren't you only 19? It's hard to make a statement on marriage at that age. Women at my age, 20/21, are not interested in the nice guys. But the boys aren't really interested in the "nice" girls. I'm sure one we grow up, and want to have kids, and all that that, money and commiment (as well as kindness), will be the keys. But I'm just guessing.

Ah I am young then that thanks.
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Has it ever occured to yall that the women you're trying to get are idiots?

I second the thoughts of Mr Cane(75).

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Old 03-06-2005, 01:32 AM   #45
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Old 03-06-2005, 04:23 AM   #46
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:33 AM   #47
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Woman do not want a nice guy. If she marries one then I am of the opinion her pussy has alot of miles on it. And she knows that only a nice guy would put up with a loose pussy. Seriously I think woman are the most confused things on earth... they say one thing then do another. Only a woman would purposely have men doing things with no promise of anything in return. I mean come they have that game down pact... they give(nice guy) a kiss on the chick and have him for another 5 years.

Man, I was gonna give you the Noop Prize for your first, snowballin-speculation post. But this one is even better.

I have to also somewhat agree with the sentiment expressed earlier that you shouldn't treat girls like princesses. If you pay through the ass for everything with a girl, you give her the impression that she's so much better than you that you have to pay for her time and attention. Plus, you don't have that money left for whiskey and video games. Fuck that.
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:37 AM   #48
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Treat a bitch like she wants to be treated. That is, if she shows you respect, show her respect. They show you how to treat them. If she wants to be a bitch, treat her like one. Chain her up in the backyard...
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Old 03-06-2005, 03:05 PM   #49
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Its all about trust. Give people in your life the amount of trust that they have shown they deserve. If you give a lot of your actions and yourself in a relationship, I hope you can trust the other person not to misuse that and to fully appreciate it. Be nice from the getgo, because no one likes people who are jerks on the surface as well as the inside. But if you are a nice guy on the inside, show more of that as you learn that you can trust the other person.

Sure there are lots of girls out there that stick around with guys that show themselves to be jerks. But then again, the majority of people are idiots. Doesn't mean one should adjust ones behavior to go with the majority of idiots. A woman who doesn't think well enough of herself to really want someone who can offer more, including being nice, isn't worth your full effort.
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Treat a bitch like she wants to be treated. That is, if she shows you respect, show her respect. They show you how to treat them. If she wants to be a bitch, treat her like one. Chain her up in the backyard...

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I'm about to cash in my chips and just live life as a bitter, drunk, hermit. It will be easier than dealing with the crazy, gold-digging, evil, wretched, vindictive, game-playing, lying, little heifers that are out there.

Try dating humans instead of cattle before you make the move.

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