Wierdest moment in an elevator.

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-12-2005, 11:47 AM

So I get on an elevator heading to work. It's me, another guy, and an attractive young lady on the elevator. I'm going up to 23 and the other two are stopping at lower floors.

When the elevator first stops, the guy gets off. Then when the doors close, the young lady says to me: "Now that we're alone..."

Do I have to say what went thru my mind at this point?

Unfortunatly she continued: "Do you mind if I pull the underwear out of my butt? It rode up and I have an interview. I was hoping to get an elevator alone, but, since it's just me and you!"

Talk about a good laugh! I even jokingly asked if she needed any assistance...

Ahh, that one moment though. It lasted only a second, but you would never believe what a man can imagine in one second.

cthomer5000 · 03-12-2005, 11:51 AM

strange girl.

korme · 03-12-2005, 12:07 PM

ISiddiqui · 03-12-2005, 12:11 PM

Did you have the look of a man who knows what a good wedgie is like?

WSUCougar · 03-12-2005, 12:28 PM

Sounds like the start of a Penthouse letter.

Buccaneer · 03-12-2005, 01:01 PM

Elevators are fast and Emerg Stop will get everyone from Homeland Security swarming down, so there was not much that could have happened.

Ksyrup · 03-12-2005, 02:18 PM

You should have told her that wouldn't happen if she wore a thong.

Deattribution · 03-12-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You should have told her that wouldn't happen if she wore a thong.

He should have told her that she could borrow his and get her really going.

CamEdwards · 03-12-2005, 03:55 PM

you should have offered to eat the wedgie out of her ass. works for me every time.

Swaggs · 03-12-2005, 03:55 PM

Was the music typical elevator music or porn guitar music?

If it was the porn guitar music, you blew a golden opportunity.

Comey · 03-12-2005, 03:58 PM

Hopefully you're not questioning your sexuality now, since she found you non-threatening in that manner.

Comey · 03-12-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

you should have offered to eat the wedgie out of her ass. works for me every time.

I thought your move was telling her racers do it in the pits.

sterlingice · 03-12-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Elevators are fast and Emerg Stop will get everyone from Homeland Security swarming down, so there was not much that could have happened.

Bucc, put some thought into this?

SI

Joe · 03-12-2005, 04:36 PM

did she have a fat ass?

mhass · 03-12-2005, 06:22 PM

pics pls, thnx.

Desnudo · 03-12-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Sounds like the start of a Penthouse letter.

I wonder if the elevator was in a lingerie warehouse.

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-13-2005, 01:06 AM

I'll say this. It was a much better experience than the time I looked at the elevator floor and saw that someone had left a small pool of baby batter in the middle of it. Thank God I had not stepped in it.

MikeVic · 03-13-2005, 03:05 AM

What kind of elevators do you go on??

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-13-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

What kind of elevators do you go on??

I work in the same building as Google, Sean Combs, and 17 magazine.

Yossarian · 03-13-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

I work in the same building as Google, Sean Combs, and 17 magazine.

Cause... y'know, even sucessful companies need cleaning staff :-p

Rizon · 03-13-2005, 10:07 AM

Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.

Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.

NSFW PICTURE:
hxxp://www.krista-allen-homepage.com/photos/liarliar05.jpg

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-13-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me.

Fletcher: Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.

NSFW PICTURE:
hxxp://www.krista-allen-homepage.com/photos/liarliar05.jpg

I... I think I'll go drink some milk...

Ksyrup · 03-13-2005, 11:52 AM

According to Aerosmith, you were going the wrong way, or else you would have been living it up.

Desnudo · 03-13-2005, 12:40 PM

Instead, he's nothing but a penthouse pauper.

Tekneek · 03-13-2005, 12:43 PM

The Philosophy of Aerosmith.

Loren · 03-13-2005, 12:48 PM

imagine all the other possible elevator moments you two might have if she gets that job

03-12-2005, 12:07 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	perv

03-12-2005, 12:11 PM	#4
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Did you have the look of a man who knows what a good wedgie is like? __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

03-12-2005, 12:28 PM	#5
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Sounds like the start of a Penthouse letter. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-12-2005, 02:18 PM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You should have told her that wouldn't happen if she wore a thong. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-12-2005, 03:55 PM	#9
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	you should have offered to eat the wedgie out of her ass. works for me every time. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-12-2005, 01:01 PM	#6
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Elevators are fast and Emerg Stop will get everyone from Homeland Security swarming down, so there was not much that could have happened.

03-12-2005, 03:55 PM	#10
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Was the music typical elevator music or porn guitar music? If it was the porn guitar music, you blew a golden opportunity. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-12-2005, 03:58 PM	#11
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Hopefully you're not questioning your sexuality now, since she found you non-threatening in that manner. __________________

03-12-2005, 04:36 PM	#14
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	did she have a fat ass?

03-12-2005, 06:22 PM	#15
mhass High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here	pics pls, thnx. __________________ Now while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. - H.J.S.

03-13-2005, 01:06 AM	#17
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I'll say this. It was a much better experience than the time I looked at the elevator floor and saw that someone had left a small pool of baby batter in the middle of it. Thank God I had not stepped in it. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" Last edited by BigJohn&TheLions : 03-13-2005 at 01:06 AM.

03-13-2005, 03:05 AM	#18
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	What kind of elevators do you go on??

03-13-2005, 11:52 AM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	According to Aerosmith, you were going the wrong way, or else you would have been living it up. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-13-2005, 12:40 PM	#24
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Instead, he's nothing but a penthouse pauper.

03-13-2005, 12:43 PM	#25
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	The Philosophy of Aerosmith.

03-13-2005, 12:48 PM	#26
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	imagine all the other possible elevator moments you two might have if she gets that job __________________ Lorennnn...

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