Well, at least these folks didn't make a rush to judgement...

cartman · 03-25-2005, 01:14 PM

This is hilarious!

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BAPTISTS BUY SEX DVD BY MISTAKE

Jan 28 2005

..then watch it ALL the way through to the end

By Geoffrey Lakeman

A DEVOUT Baptist couple couldn't believe their eyes when their Doris Day family film turned out to be a porn flick - so they watched the whole movie to make sure before complaining.

Pensioners Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne thought they had bought a £2.99 DVD of the 1957 U-certificate Pajama Game from a bargain bin at a Safeway supermarket.

But inside the box was Tettore che Passione, which translates as "Breasts of Passion".

Retired doctor Alan, 67, said: "We knew something was amiss when a warning flashed up on the screen advising under-18s not to carry on watching.

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film. It certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked, but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

The couple had expected to see the harmless story of a bunch of women workers in a pajama factory.

Alan went on: "Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified.

"The film became progressively more graphic. There was no plot to it - just sex."

Alan and Anne, 60, a retired teacher, are regulars at their local Baptist church in Wellington, Somerset.

A spokesman for Morrisons, which owns the Safeway store in Taunton, promised to investigate.

Ksyrup · 03-25-2005, 01:33 PM

"The couple had expected to see the harmless story of a bunch of women workers in a pajama factory."

Sounds like a porno to me.

rkmsuf · 03-25-2005, 01:35 PM

"We watched it again to make sure we actually saw what we think we saw."

Ksyrup · 03-25-2005, 01:38 PM

Is "tettore" too close to tit to get away with saying without being slapped? I may just have to find out tonight.

Blackadar · 03-25-2005, 01:41 PM

That is TOO funny...I wonder if they learned anything.

cartman · 03-25-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Is "tettore" too close to tit to get away with saying without being slapped? I may just have to find out tonight.

I never heard them called that during my time in Italy. But tettore is probably a proper term, since teton is French for breast. The Italian terms I heard were cioccie (CHOKE-chay) or poppe (POE-pay). Also, if a girl had, um, huge tracts of land, they would call her "blue eyed". I never understood that one.

Tekneek · 03-25-2005, 01:51 PM

"Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified."

Really? I feel bad for them. Topless women appearing and talking Italian would be an interesting development for me, and clearly not something to be horrified about.

rkmsuf · 03-25-2005, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekneek

"Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified."

Really? I feel bad for them. Topless women appearing and talking Italian would be an interesting development for me, and clearly not something to be horrified about.

He had to say that while being interviewed with his wife.

cartman · 03-25-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekneek

"Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian."

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I am a married, retired English doctor. Imagine my surprise when topless girls appeared and started speak to me in Italian. I never imagined something like this could happen to me...

Desnudo · 03-25-2005, 01:59 PM

"...but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

My favorite part.

Tekneek · 03-25-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

He had to say that while being interviewed with his wife.

Hahah. I hope when I am that age, my wife won't even be offended by it.

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-25-2005, 02:06 PM

"The strangest thing happened inside my pants. I don't know exactly what happened, but I felt kinda funny. La parte più difettosa è quella dato che questo evento che horrific posso sognare soltanto in italiano."

sterlingice · 03-25-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

"We watched it again to make sure we actually saw what we think we saw."

My favorite line, as well

SI

03-25-2005, 01:33 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"The couple had expected to see the harmless story of a bunch of women workers in a pajama factory." Sounds like a porno to me. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-25-2005, 01:35 PM	#3
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	"We watched it again to make sure we actually saw what we think we saw." __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-25-2005, 01:38 PM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Is "tettore" too close to tit to get away with saying without being slapped? I may just have to find out tonight. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-25-2005, 01:51 PM	#7
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	"Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified." Really? I feel bad for them. Topless women appearing and talking Italian would be an interesting development for me, and clearly not something to be horrified about. Last edited by Tekneek : 03-25-2005 at 01:52 PM.

03-25-2005, 02:06 PM	#12
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	"The strangest thing happened inside my pants. I don't know exactly what happened, but I felt kinda funny. La parte più difettosa è quella dato che questo evento che horrific posso sognare soltanto in italiano." __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

03-25-2005, 01:41 PM	#5
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	That is TOO funny...I wonder if they learned anything.

03-25-2005, 01:59 PM	#10
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	"...but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." My favorite part.

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