Worlds oldest porn found!

[JeeberD]

Archaeologist finds 'oldest porn statue'

Krysia Diver in Stuttgart
Monday April 4, 2005
The Guardian

Stone-age figurines depicting what could be the oldest pornographic scene in the world have been unearthed in Germany.

Archaeologists have discovered what they believe to be the 7,200-year-old remnants of a man having intercourse with a woman.

The extraordinary find, at an archaeological dig in Saxony, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in that era.

Until now, the oldest representations of sexual scenes were frescos from about 2,000 years ago.

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Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, based in Dresden, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which has been named Adonis von Zschernitz.

"A unique find," reported Spiegel magazine. "This is the oldest male clay figurine ever discovered in the world."

But the most amazing find came at the dig in Leipzig one month later, when Dr Stäuble found what could be the matching female figurine.

Dr Stäuble, who is due to publish a paper on his findings this year, said: "After finding Adonis, we got the team to sieve every speck of soil for a whole month. We were well rewarded because we then found fragments of a female figurine of the same size."

He added: "Adonis is bent forward and the female figure is bent forward even more.

"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her. The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."

Until now, there have been discoveries of clay models of women with large breasts and bottoms, which have always been interpreted as connected with fertility. But Adonis was the first figurine that clearly depicted male sexual organs.

"This is such an interesting discovery," said Dr Sträuble, "as these figurines are not stylistic, but realistic. They open up a gateway for historians and anthropologists to discuss whether sex really was a taboo subject in the stone age."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/ar...451509,00.html


I've always known the germans were very open about sex, but I didn't realize it was a trait bred millennia ago...

[Huckleberry]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, based in Dresden, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which has been named Adonis von Zschernitz.

So does Zschernitz mean what I think it means?

[sterlingice]

You know this is just a hoax by Dr Stauble to get after his young, nubile field assistant. Not sure how, yet, but, c'mon, you know it has to be.

SI

[Schmidty]

"Mom, if you were in a German scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?"

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

"Mom, if you were in a German scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?"

*longer pause than there should have been* "Sure, hon"

SI

[SirFozzie]

*laughs*

The president will probably want to put a curtain about it.. where's john ashcroft when you need him

[ice4277]

pix plz thx