A New Reason Not To Eat Brownies

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:29 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=566710

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

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The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

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JeeberD · 04-09-2005, 05:34 PM

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho...isn't that where Ryan Leaf retired to?

Coincidence? I think not...

Swaggs · 04-09-2005, 05:34 PM

Peanut Butter on your cheese sandwich vs Sperm Frosting on your brownies.

Hmmmm...

ice4277 · 04-09-2005, 05:34 PM

i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:35 PM

I blame it on Pedro.

Anthony · 04-09-2005, 05:39 PM

did they at least taste good?

sabotai · 04-09-2005, 05:40 PM

*Most over used excuse for everything*

Well, this is just a symptom of life in a post 9/11 world.

ice4277 · 04-09-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

And then you read the article and I bet you "came up".

your mom

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up

And then you read the article and I bet you "came up".

sovereignstar · 04-09-2005, 05:44 PM

Work on the thread title a little - I'm sure you could cum up with something better. Should I really not eat brownies because of this? Of course not.

ice4277 · 04-09-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

i'll tp your house. our cities not that big. guess and check, partner.

I'll get the guys who own Mr. J's on your ass and it'll be over before you know it.

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

your mom

i'll tp your house. our cities not that big. guess and check, partner.

Joe · 04-09-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

did they at least taste good?

they were orgasmic

ice4277 · 04-09-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

I ride with the Tweenies posse. Sure you wanna' rumble?

nevermind, you win

sooner333 · 04-09-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

No, I think he meant "mad enough to give him semen-frosted brownies."

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

I'll get the guys who own Mr. J's on your ass and it'll be over before you know it.

I ride with the Tweenies posse. Sure you wanna' rumble?

ice4277 · 04-09-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Good. Their breadsticks are dominate, too.

they go even better with semen-encrusted brownies

or so I've heard

DeToxRox · 04-09-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

nevermind, you win

Good. Their breadsticks are dominate, too.

cthomer5000 · 04-09-2005, 08:50 PM

Van Wilder was an entertaining movie.

TargetPractice6 · 04-09-2005, 08:58 PM

The post order bug hit this thread hard... I wonder if it will ever go away.

EagleFan · 04-09-2005, 09:20 PM

How exactly does he end up getting charged with "Disturbing the Peace" for doing that?

Desnudo · 04-09-2005, 09:25 PM

I would say that's a pretty old reason for not wanting to eat unknown brownies.

04-09-2005, 05:34 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho...isn't that where Ryan Leaf retired to? Coincidence? I think not... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-09-2005, 05:34 PM	#3
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Peanut Butter on your cheese sandwich vs Sperm Frosting on your brownies. Hmmmm... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

04-09-2005, 05:40 PM	#7
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Most over used excuse for everything Well, this is just a symptom of life in a post 9/11 world. Last edited by sabotai : 04-09-2005 at 05:40 PM.

04-09-2005, 05:34 PM	#4
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up

04-09-2005, 05:35 PM	#5
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	I blame it on Pedro.

04-09-2005, 05:39 PM	#6
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	did they at least taste good?

04-09-2005, 05:44 PM	#10
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Work on the thread title a little - I'm sure you could cum up with something better. Should I really not eat brownies because of this? Of course not.

04-09-2005, 08:58 PM	#20
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	The post order bug hit this thread hard... I wonder if it will ever go away.

04-09-2005, 09:20 PM	#21
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	How exactly does he end up getting charged with "Disturbing the Peace" for doing that?

04-09-2005, 09:25 PM	#22
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I would say that's a pretty old reason for not wanting to eat unknown brownies.

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