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Old 04-12-2005, 08:57 AM   #1
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What Would Jesus Doll say ?

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes

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Talking Jesus dolls planned
Report: Company also plans dolls of Mary and Moses at start, and up to five new Bible dolls a year.
April 12, 2005: 7:59 AM EDT
Messengers of Faith talking dolls include Jesus, left, and Moses.
Messengers of Faith talking dolls include Jesus, left, and Moses.

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NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A talking Jesus doll is due in stores in May, along with versions of Moses and the Virgin Mary, according to a published report Tuesday.

The New York Post reports that the foot-tall dolls can recite up to 33 Biblical verses at the push of button in the doll's back. The three dolls are the first of a series of dolls based on bible characters, according to the paper. Dolls of Esther, Ruth and David are also planned, the paper reports.

The company that is producing the dolls is Messengers of Faith, which is a unit of privately held Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co.

Joshua Livingston, a partner in Messengers of Faith, told the paper the company hopes to unveil dolls representing up to five Bible characters each year.

"I'm Jewish and people ask me why I'm selling Christian dolls. Religion is universal, my wife's Catholic — and faith is for everyone," Livingston told the paper.

The religious dolls will cost $24.99, according to the Messengers of Faith Web site. They will have period clothing, such as Jesus sandals and veils for the Virgin Mary, as well as movable limbs and hands that can grip objects.



I'm no Christian, but isn't this blasphemy or what not ?

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Old 04-12-2005, 09:01 AM   #2
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It'd only be blasphemy if they made a doll out of Jesus' more popular brother, Santa Claus.
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:04 AM   #3
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:11 AM   #4
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:26 AM   #5
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I have placed my order for the buddy jesus.....problem is, it can only sit on my desk at home...I would be tarred and feathered here at work.
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:27 AM   #6
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I'm no Christian, but isn't this blasphemy or what not ?
Ahhhh....I wouldn't call it blasphemy really. I'd go with cheesy, silly and over-commerical.
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:18 AM   #7
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I think it would be pretty cool to re-enact the moneychangers in the temple getting PWNED by Jesus...
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:29 AM   #8
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I think it would be pretty cool to re-enact the moneychangers in the temple getting PWNED by Jesus...
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:12 PM   #9
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I think it would be pretty cool to re-enact the moneychangers in the temple getting PWNED by Jesus...

Awesome concept - G.I. Jesus with the kung-fu grip.
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:17 PM   #10
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Why do I see some parent horrified when they see their little girl have Jesus in the Barbie 'Vette...
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:18 PM   #11
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Messengers of Faith talking dolls include Jesus, left, and Moses.



I don't recall anyone in the Bible by the name of left...
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