FHM's 100 Sexiest Women

TLK · 04-13-2005, 08:03 PM

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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Paris Hilton
4. Charlize Theron
5. Halle Berry
6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightley
12. Salma Hayek
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Leeann Tweeden
15. Mariah Carey
16. Jessica Simpson
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Carmen Electra
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
24. Jenna Jameson
25. Heidi Klum
26. Vida Guerra
27. Christina Aguilera
28. Kristin Kreuk
29. Faith Hill
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Jennifer Lopez
32. The Olsen Twins
33. Shania Twain
34. Beth Ostrosky
35. Mandy Moore
36. Josie Maran
37. Janet Jackson
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
44. Maggie Grace
45. Elizabeth Hurley
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
49. Natalie Portman
50. LeAnn Rimes
51. Penelope Cruz
52. Mischa Barton
53. Eva Mendes
54. Jenny McCarthy
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Landi Swanepoel
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell
67. Uma Thurman
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emma Bunton
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
73. Morgan Webb
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
76. Shakira
77. Rachel Bilson
78. Kaley Cuoco
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Ashanti
82. Denise Richards
83. Molly Sims
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Mayra Veronica
87. Jamie Pressley
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci
90. Kristi Leskinen
91. Logan Tom
92. Kelly Clarkson
93. Jennifer Hanson
94. Courtney Hansen
95. Alicia Keys
96. Brande Roderick
97. Natalie Gulbis
98. Milla Jovovich
99. Rebecca Romijn
100. Roselyn Sanchez

Is Sharapova even 18 yet?

and a whole bunch of sport chicks.... pretty cool

Samdari · 04-13-2005, 08:05 PM

Ugh Jenifer Garner looks like a transsexual. She's got an Adam's Apple for God's sake!

Draft Dodger · 04-13-2005, 08:05 PM

this is a travesty - I don't see ANY of the ladies of the FOFC on that list.

dawgfan · 04-13-2005, 08:09 PM

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

Comey · 04-13-2005, 08:13 PM

She's not. And I love that Britney Spears isn't on that list.

Joe · 04-13-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

she is yuck.

VPI97 · 04-13-2005, 08:14 PM

My top 10:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Salma Hayek
4. Jessica Alba
5. Beyonce Knowles
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Eva Longoria
9. Reese Witherspoon
10. Jennifer Aniston

Comey · 04-13-2005, 08:16 PM

Milano is #1 on my list, followed by Knightley, JLH, and Teri Hatcher (I like brunette/brown eyes girls).

gottimd · 04-13-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

Not here. She is so god damn annoying and talentless. People like her piss me off. When I see her on TV, the only thing I can think of is, if I met her in person would I give her a cleveland steamer or a peppermint swirl?

Karim · 04-13-2005, 08:25 PM

No problem with #1...

Noop · 04-13-2005, 08:29 PM

A group a of white guys made this list because half these hoes look alike... and have no ass or titties.

gottimd · 04-13-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

A group a of white guys made this list because half these hoes look alike... and have no ass or titties.

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits
2. Alyssa Milano Ass
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass
4. Jessica Alba Ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass
8. Eva Longoria Ass
9. Reese Witherspoon
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass
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Fritz · 04-13-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Ben Lewis
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell

whoda thunk it

TLK · 04-13-2005, 08:33 PM

Without much thought.....

1. Rachel Bilson
2. Keira Knightley
3. Emma Bunton
4. Eliza Dushku
5. Alyssa Milano
6. Summer Sanders
7. Jennifer Aniston
8. Amanda Peet
9. Mandy Moore
10. Anne Hathaway

Buccaneer · 04-13-2005, 08:34 PM

1. Angie Harmon
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101-9999. Most of the rest...
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1,245,772. Nicole Kidman (that's for you Coug)
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Way Below That. Sluts like Hilton

So there.

gottimd · 04-13-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

1,245,772. Nicole Kidman

No way, you have to at least give her 1,245,771.

Buccaneer · 04-13-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits
2. Alyssa Milano Ass
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass
4. Jessica Alba Ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass
8. Eva Longoria Ass
9. Reese Witherspoon Gums and a Pointy Chin
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass
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Completed it.

Buccaneer · 04-13-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

No way, you have to at least give her 1,245,771.

Fair enough. Ben Lewis still ranks higher.

Noop · 04-13-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits - Fake
2. Alyssa Milano Ass - That is not an ass sorry
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass - I think those titties are natural not to sure
4. Jessica Alba Ass - Nope not an ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass - Sorry no
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits - Haha fake
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass - Alright
8. Eva Longoria Ass - No
9. Reese Witherspoon - LOL No
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass - Overrated
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Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

Surtt · 04-13-2005, 08:42 PM

15. Mariah Carey

This is a joke, right?

gottimd · 04-13-2005, 08:42 PM

Fake fun bags are still fun bags. As for asses, thats all opinion.

cthomer5000 · 04-13-2005, 08:46 PM

The top 3 are major nos for me. this list sucks.

Galaxy · 04-13-2005, 08:56 PM

Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey? Are these Star Treck Guys doing the ratings?

Suicane75 · 04-13-2005, 09:17 PM

Some thoughts,

Christina Aguilera- Just a dirty, dirty little girl. That'd be some fun.
Mariah Carey- Crazy out of her gourd and meaty, gimme summadat.
Angelina Jolie- A fucking walking wet dream wether your black, white or martian.
Eva Longoria- Has never once made me happy in the pants, she's so tiny and underpronounced, i just don't get it.
Beyonce Knowles- I'd hit it where it stinks but she needs to stop trying so hard.
Jennifer Love Hewitt- Those tits will always be my cryptonite, as C-List as she has become I still dream of those milk bags.
Jessica Simpson- I'd rather do Ashley Simpson, I honestly would, it'd be so much more fun.
Paris Hilton- No fuckin way.
Cameron Diaz- I would do her......If I were Micheal Jackson.
Carmen Electra- The body is still there but that face is starting to fall apart.
Beth Ostrosky- WTF, she could pass as Howard Sterns twin sister instead of his girlfriend.

Swaggs · 04-13-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

whoda thunk it

#63 with a bullet. Watch out Angelina.

Swaggs · 04-13-2005, 09:19 PM

Beth O. works for FHM, so not much of a surprise to see her there.

MikeVic · 04-13-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

I agree that Mya should be on for sure. That Moulin Rouge video with her in it did something for me... Milian should be on there somewhere too. That video where she has wet hair and that blue thing she's wearing also did something for me.....

Some of the people on the list (either the ranking or the fact that they're even on) is just completely wrong. Alba should be much higher too.

Eaglesfan27 · 04-13-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

White guys really like Milian and Mya as well. I agree they both belong on the list.

cuervo72 · 04-13-2005, 09:39 PM

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list (Nikki Cox would be), but a lot of the ones actually *on* the list wouldn't have come to mind for me. Maybe I'm just getting old/out of touch. Or maybe I'm coming to the realization that a lot of these stars just aren't much better looking than some of the "regular" people you bump into.

(...WTF, the *Olsen Twins*?? Janet Jackson?? Maybe oh, 15-20 years ago)

JeeberD · 04-13-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

I can't stand the bitch, but I have to admit that she has some nice tits...

Ksyrup · 04-13-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

(...WTF, the *Olsen Twins*?? Maybe oh, 15-20 years ago)

Ksyrup · 04-13-2005, 09:53 PM

I couldn't match 50% of these chicks with their pictures. Of the rest I know, I wouldn't have ranked 30 of them, probably. In fact, I don't think I could list 100 pretty celebrity women without about a month's worth of research. And I'm too old, fat, lazy, and married to care that much.

cuervo72 · 04-13-2005, 09:58 PM

Point - KSYRUP!

BYU 14 · 04-13-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

She couldn't pull greyhounds wrapped in Rabbit fur IMO, looks like a ferret with blond hair........just fucking ugly to me.

Tigercat · 04-13-2005, 10:02 PM

The Olsen Twins? What the hell? Besides appealing to some guy's dirty old man fantasies, what do those two aluminum poles with little apparent personality have to offer to make themselves "sexy?"

Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is petite done right! Her ranked that low, behind the Olsen Twins, is crazy.

TLK · 04-13-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list....

Vanessa Marcil
Sophie Marceau
Amanda Peet
Laetitia Casta
Elsa Benitez
Yamila Diaz
Nicole Eggert
Anne Hathaway
Nikki Cox

cartman · 04-13-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list

Then there are the Europeans that don't get any coverage in the US like...

Elisabetta Canalis
Alizee
Megan Gale
Manuela Arcuri

Any of them could easily be considered for the list.

Draft Dodger · 04-13-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

She couldn't pull greyhounds wrapped in Rabbit fur IMO, looks like a ferret with blond hair........just fucking ugly to me.

I have never heard that line before, and I'm sure when I try to use it I'll fuck it up royally...but I still dig it.

finkenst · 04-13-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat

The Olsen Twins? What the hell? Besides appealing to some guy's dirty old man fantasies, what do those two aluminum poles with little apparent personality have to offer to make themselves "sexy?"

Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is petite done right! Her ranked that low, behind the Olsen Twins, is crazy.

Olsen twins..

$1 billion networth perhaps?

Draft Dodger · 04-13-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by finkenst

Olsen twins..

$1 billion networth perhaps?

did Oprah make the list too?

Flasch186 · 04-13-2005, 11:18 PM

any pornstars?

Suicane75 · 04-13-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

any pornstars?

Good point. Dani Woodward needs to be on this list.

Flasch186 · 04-13-2005, 11:25 PM

pics plz k thx

Suicane75 · 04-13-2005, 11:33 PM

I would of linked if i had found a pic somewhere of her with clothes on.

Flasch186 · 04-13-2005, 11:48 PM

yeah,she's allright....

FBPro · 04-13-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

Ugh, not even close.

Karlifornia · 04-14-2005, 12:04 AM

I agree with Nikki Cox. What about Shannon Lucio from SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK? Must just be in a redhead mood.

DanGarion · 04-14-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

Jennifer Love Hewitt's tit's are not fake.

sabotai · 04-14-2005, 12:37 AM

3. Paris Hilton

Pffft. No nead to read anymore. And I wouldn't put Garner on that list at all either. I do find her attractive, but she isn't what I'd call "sexy".

weinstein7 · 04-14-2005, 01:03 AM

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7. Teri Hatcher

They're real....and they're SPECTACULAR!

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04-13-2005, 08:13 PM	#5
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04-13-2005, 08:14 PM	#7
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04-13-2005, 08:16 PM	#8
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04-13-2005, 08:29 PM	#11
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	A group a of white guys made this list because half these hoes look alike... and have no ass or titties. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

04-13-2005, 08:05 PM	#3
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	this is a travesty - I don't see ANY of the ladies of the FOFC on that list. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-13-2005, 08:09 PM	#4
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

04-13-2005, 08:25 PM	#10
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	No problem with #1...

04-13-2005, 08:33 PM	#14
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Without much thought..... 1. Rachel Bilson 2. Keira Knightley 3. Emma Bunton 4. Eliza Dushku 5. Alyssa Milano 6. Summer Sanders 7. Jennifer Aniston 8. Amanda Peet 9. Mandy Moore 10. Anne Hathaway

04-13-2005, 08:34 PM	#15
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	1. Angie Harmon . . . 101-9999. Most of the rest... . . . 1,245,772. Nicole Kidman (that's for you Coug) . . . Way Below That. Sluts like Hilton So there.

04-13-2005, 08:42 PM	#20
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	15. Mariah Carey This is a joke, right?

04-13-2005, 08:42 PM	#21
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Fake fun bags are still fun bags. As for asses, thats all opinion. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

04-13-2005, 08:56 PM	#23
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey? Are these Star Treck Guys doing the ratings? Last edited by Galaxy : 04-13-2005 at 08:58 PM.

04-13-2005, 09:17 PM	#24
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Some thoughts, Christina Aguilera- Just a dirty, dirty little girl. That'd be some fun. Mariah Carey- Crazy out of her gourd and meaty, gimme summadat. Angelina Jolie- A fucking walking wet dream wether your black, white or martian. Eva Longoria- Has never once made me happy in the pants, she's so tiny and underpronounced, i just don't get it. Beyonce Knowles- I'd hit it where it stinks but she needs to stop trying so hard. Jennifer Love Hewitt- Those tits will always be my cryptonite, as C-List as she has become I still dream of those milk bags. Jessica Simpson- I'd rather do Ashley Simpson, I honestly would, it'd be so much more fun. Paris Hilton- No fuckin way. Cameron Diaz- I would do her......If I were Micheal Jackson. Carmen Electra- The body is still there but that face is starting to fall apart. Beth Ostrosky- WTF, she could pass as Howard Sterns twin sister instead of his girlfriend.

04-13-2005, 09:19 PM	#26
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Beth O. works for FHM, so not much of a surprise to see her there. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

04-13-2005, 09:39 PM	#29
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I'm not sure who should be on the list (Nikki Cox would be), but a lot of the ones actually on the list wouldn't have come to mind for me. Maybe I'm just getting old/out of touch. Or maybe I'm coming to the realization that a lot of these stars just aren't much better looking than some of the "regular" people you bump into. (...WTF, the Olsen Twins?? Janet Jackson?? Maybe oh, 15-20 years ago) __________________ null

04-13-2005, 09:53 PM	#32
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I couldn't match 50% of these chicks with their pictures. Of the rest I know, I wouldn't have ranked 30 of them, probably. In fact, I don't think I could list 100 pretty celebrity women without about a month's worth of research. And I'm too old, fat, lazy, and married to care that much. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-13-2005, 09:58 PM	#33
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Point - KSYRUP! __________________ null

04-13-2005, 10:02 PM	#35
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	The Olsen Twins? What the hell? Besides appealing to some guy's dirty old man fantasies, what do those two aluminum poles with little apparent personality have to offer to make themselves "sexy?" Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is petite done right! Her ranked that low, behind the Olsen Twins, is crazy.

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04-13-2005, 11:33 PM	#44
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I would of linked if i had found a pic somewhere of her with clothes on.

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04-14-2005, 12:37 AM	#49
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	3. Paris Hilton Pffft. No nead to read anymore. And I wouldn't put Garner on that list at all either. I do find her attractive, but she isn't what I'd call "sexy".

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