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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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The Military is getting desperate for recruits
First, they raise the enlistment age to 39. Now they are signing up 14 year olds.
hxxp://www.pointblank-dm.com/archive/2005/mar/033105/cover.shtml Quote:
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I call bullshit.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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That is bullshit
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Mascot
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Tempe, AZ
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I think I will second that call.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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The language in this thread is apalling.
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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gotta call bullshit as well. even if such a program were in place, the Lt. in Pentagon Public Affairs would never speak like this.
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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dola: this WAS in the March 31st (April 1st) edition of the "alternative" Des Moines paper. I'm thinking perhaps cartman's been suckered by an April Fools Joke.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Wow, you guys are cynical. Why would a major publication like Des Moines online just make something like this up, and publish it with a cover date of March 31?
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Besides, $350 a month would buy you what, 11 comics? 7 if they're 'indies'.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I dunno. Maybe it's owned/operated by the same sort of vermin that seems to have scattered this tripe all over their blogs on the net.
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Grey Dog Software
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL
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This was on a blog that blasted the report, then edited to reflect the fact it was a joke:
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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I did send an email off to the paper to confirm if it was a joke. We'll see if I get a reply.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 04-14-2005 at 07:34 PM. |
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Grey Dog Software
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL
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Here's a lefty blog with the same revelation:
http://www.seeingtheforest.com/archi...tary_rec_1.htm Quote:
Last edited by Arles : 04-14-2005 at 07:38 PM. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Seems like a good idea.
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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is this the time when it's appropriate to start laughing at all the people who believed this story?
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Damn. I was hoping this was true.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little. SI
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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My brother is declaring himself eligible for this years draft. But he just might forgo it and go sign with Army.
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