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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Automatic Condom Fitter
Sadly no picture of the device.
------------------------------------------------------------------ Fit your condom sans the embarrassment! Asian News International London, April 18, 2005 To reduce the hassles before sex, Senegalese inventor and businessman Mor Maty Seck has designed an automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes to do manually. The device, which is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions in Geneva, has reportedly been drawing huge crowds of businessmen and investors. According to Fox News, It has been such a success in the inventor's native Senegal, that its now being sold internationally, and already has offers from European businessmen who want to team up to offer it in Europe. According to inventor, people are generally very shy over talking about contraception, and a lot of them face problems while using it, leading to acute embarrassment in front of their partners. The automatic condom fitter, he claims, fits in a second and does away with the embarrassment factor. "People don't like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost, my auto condom fitter guarantees not more than a brief second's pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man's partner probably won't even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter ", the report quoted. Seck as saying. hxxp://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1325940,00180007.htm
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04-19-2005, 11:05 AM
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:roll eyes:
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04-19-2005, 11:05 AM
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Putting it on is half the fun.
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04-19-2005, 12:12 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Mor Maty Seck is Senegalesian for Ron Popeil...
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04-19-2005, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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heh Set it and forget it!
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04-19-2005, 12:15 PM
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Condoms can't fit me becuase I'm to big.
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04-19-2005, 12:16 PM
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Your not supposed to put it on THAT head. It goes on little maximus.
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04-19-2005, 12:17 PM
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LMAO! |
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04-19-2005, 12:27 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Now I have a picture of Howie Mandel in my head. Thanks!
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04-19-2005, 12:29 PM
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I find the Hefty Cinch Sak© works well in that case. |
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04-19-2005, 02:45 PM
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Despite everyone trying to be funny in this thread, this one definitely takes the cake  SI
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