Just Like The Real Thing

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 11:24 AM

At least according to this guy.

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They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing

Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female.

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Sex without hassle...

Germany - A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have "hearts" that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls are on offer for £4 000 (about R47 000)each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.

Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.

The model can also be made to move by remote control, wiggling her hips under the bedclothes and making other suggestive movements - all at the touch of a button.

Harriman said his design was an improvement on the popular "real dolls" sold in the US. - Ananova.com

johneh · 04-20-2005, 11:50 AM

Damn, why did I get married - this would have saved me a lot of $$$

Franklinnoble · 04-20-2005, 12:37 PM

Pix pls, kthx.

A-Husker-4-Life · 04-20-2005, 01:06 PM

You have to be kidding me..... What the hell are they going to think of next

Suicane75 · 04-20-2005, 01:09 PM

This is retarded, nothing could be closer to the real thing than my Aimee Sweet synthetic vagina.....with vibrating egg.

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 01:11 PM

The inventor sounds like he is really into his work.

Lathum · 04-20-2005, 01:18 PM

So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.

cartman · 04-20-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.

Almost the buy-in for a WSOP seat...

Desnudo · 04-20-2005, 01:21 PM

Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.

twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.

Franklinnoble · 04-20-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.

No kidding. This sort of innovation could put and end to the prostitution trade.

Surtt · 04-20-2005, 01:45 PM

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a f*cking machine.
Concave and convex
It would serve either sex,
But, oh what a mess to clean.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2005, 01:56 PM

"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."

This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 02:01 PM

What are the odds that this guy saw Austin Powers and the Fembots and said "Hey..."

Bee · 04-20-2005, 02:03 PM

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...I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button.

Raiders Army · 04-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?

no remote

Franklinnoble · 04-20-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee

Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button.

I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.

gottimd · 04-20-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.

So then unmute for that.

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

So then unmute for that.

I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.

gottimd · 04-20-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.

You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.

rkmsuf · 04-20-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.

He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."

gottimd · 04-20-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."

"Heeeeheeee stop it, it tickles!"

Pumpy Tudors · 04-21-2005, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."

This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.

Same here.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	The inventor sounds like he is really into his work. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something. Last edited by Lathum : 04-20-2005 at 01:19 PM.

04-20-2005, 01:56 PM	#13
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female." This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-20-2005, 02:01 PM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	What are the odds that this guy saw Austin Powers and the Fembots and said "Hey..." __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-20-2005, 11:50 AM	#2
johneh Mascot Join Date: Jul 2004	Damn, why did I get married - this would have saved me a lot of $$$

04-20-2005, 12:37 PM	#3
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Pix pls, kthx.

04-20-2005, 01:09 PM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	This is retarded, nothing could be closer to the real thing than my Aimee Sweet synthetic vagina.....with vibrating egg.

04-20-2005, 01:21 PM	#9
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.

04-20-2005, 01:45 PM	#12
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	There was a young man from Racine Who invented a f*cking machine. Concave and convex It would serve either sex, But, oh what a mess to clean.

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Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?

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