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04-25-2005, 02:28 PM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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(the) Porn Rant
Ok...it's been 18 years since I was in high school, but since when is the porn now called just "porn"?!
"Are you going to watch some porn?" <-- what the hell is that?! Did I miss something, or was their a papal edict telling the free world to drop "the" from the event? __________________
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04-25-2005, 02:29 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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We watched porn after prom.
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04-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I went to NBA Playoffs after prom.
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04-25-2005, 02:33 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I never saw this parody coming...
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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04-25-2005, 03:07 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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From now on, every initial thread posting I make will have it's ability to be parodied taken into account.
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04-25-2005, 03:08 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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p@r0dy thr34dz r teh r0xx0r!
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04-25-2005, 03:35 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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since when is porn an "event"
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04-25-2005, 03:36 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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For some people, porn is as close to an "event" as they're going to get.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-25-2005, 03:37 PM
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Me either. Comic. Genius.
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04-25-2005, 04:22 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Huh?
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04-25-2005, 04:28 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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teh pr0n is l33t
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04-25-2005, 05:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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You've just described my high school social life. |
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