Busted

Draft Dodger · 04-25-2005, 10:00 PM

I'm sitting at my computer this afternoon, and outside my window I hear a strange noise - someone raking leaves. so, I open up the curtain and look out to see that it IS someone raking leaves...from the neighbor's yard behind myself onto a small section of my own yard. this section of my yard is on the back of my property, and is where I store discarded brush and stuff...and apparantly this asshole was going to take advantage of the fact that only 1 of my windows overlooks it and save himself a few lawn bags.

uh-uh.

I go outside, grab my mail to make it look all nonchalant and stuff, and quietly head on towards the leaf guy. he doesn't hear me coming, and so I get to watch him for a few minutes before I finally surprised the hell out of him by saying "what the heck are you doing?" I think he was taken by surprise - he started muttering about "just piling the leaves to make it easier" and such. I just gave him a "uh-huh" and turned and walked away. It was pretty obvious that he wasn't piling leaves, he was hiding them - but I decided not to make a big deal about it. Mostly, I just wanted to stop him before he put more there, and to let him know that he was totally busted for doing something stupid.

Young Drachma · 04-25-2005, 11:10 PM

hehe..I like how you did it.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 04-25-2005, 11:16 PM

Awesome! Now do you think he realized he got caught or is he naive enough to think you believed him.

Desnudo · 04-25-2005, 11:31 PM

I'm hoping he tries it again tomorrow, tbh.

lighthousekeeper · 04-25-2005, 11:58 PM

well played

Subby · 04-26-2005, 08:39 AM

You should have wrestled him.

sachmo71 · 04-26-2005, 08:42 AM

You forgot the part where you sock him in the nose.

johneh · 04-26-2005, 08:48 AM

Tomorrow you should move his leaves AND you pile of brush & stuff onto his yard

rkmsuf · 04-26-2005, 08:52 AM

take a dump in his driveway

Raiders Army · 04-26-2005, 08:59 AM

Franklinnoble · 04-26-2005, 11:30 AM

I'd have videotaped it. Then called the police. Have him cited for illegal dumping.

BigJohn&TheLions · 04-26-2005, 12:18 PM

Two words: Sniper Rifle.

Cam can suggest a good one.

As I tell all of my children, "Any dispute can easily be settled with a gun."

rkmsuf · 04-26-2005, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'd have videotaped it. Then called the police. Have him cited for illegal dumping.

I can now see why you've spent a lot of time in court.

CamEdwards · 04-26-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Two words: Sniper Rifle.

Cam can suggest a good one.

As I tell all of my children, "Any dispute can easily be settled with a gun."

Two words: ass hat.

I can think of a real one.

As I tell all of my children, "Any dispute can easily be started by an asshat."

Desnudo · 04-26-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'd have videotaped it. Then called the police. Have him cited for illegal dumping.

Someday you're going to own the house in town that every kid thinks is occupied by a crazy old man who eats children.

DeToxRox · 04-26-2005, 12:49 PM

Next time he's in his backyard, Nude sunbathing.

DanGarion · 04-26-2005, 01:19 PM

Didn't you have a Christmas tree issue before?

Buzzbee · 04-26-2005, 01:26 PM

Put bats in his attic.

sterlingice · 04-26-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Someday you're going to own the house in town that every kid thinks is occupied by a crazy old man who eats children.

Gotta admit, that's kindof a funny image.

SI

Franklinnoble · 04-26-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Someday you're going to own the house in town that every kid thinks is occupied by a crazy old man who eats children.

Sounds like a pretty solid retirement plan to me...

BigJohn&TheLions · 04-26-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Two words: ass hat.

I can think of a real one.

As I tell all of my children, "Any dispute can easily be started by an asshat."

Come on... Are you telling me you wouldn't like to see the look on this dickhead's face as the rake he is using is expertly sliced in two?

Chubby · 04-26-2005, 09:32 PM

you should have brought some lawn bags out and gave them to him.

Chief Rum · 04-26-2005, 09:58 PM

You should have offered him your OOP4 ID while singing I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys.

04-25-2005, 11:10 PM	#2
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04-25-2005, 11:16 PM	#3
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Awesome! Now do you think he realized he got caught or is he naive enough to think you believed him. __________________ Toujour Pret

04-26-2005, 08:39 AM	#6
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	You should have wrestled him. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-26-2005, 08:52 AM	#9
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	take a dump in his driveway __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-26-2005, 08:59 AM	#10
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	yep.

04-25-2005, 11:31 PM	#4
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'm hoping he tries it again tomorrow, tbh.

04-25-2005, 11:58 PM	#5
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	well played

04-26-2005, 08:42 AM	#7
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	You forgot the part where you sock him in the nose.

04-26-2005, 08:48 AM	#8
johneh Mascot Join Date: Jul 2004	Tomorrow you should move his leaves AND you pile of brush & stuff onto his yard

04-26-2005, 11:30 AM	#11
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd have videotaped it. Then called the police. Have him cited for illegal dumping.

04-26-2005, 12:18 PM	#12
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Two words: Sniper Rifle. Cam can suggest a good one. As I tell all of my children, "Any dispute can easily be settled with a gun." __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

04-26-2005, 12:49 PM	#16
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Next time he's in his backyard, Nude sunbathing.

04-26-2005, 01:19 PM	#17
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04-26-2005, 01:26 PM	#18
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Put bats in his attic. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-26-2005, 09:32 PM	#22
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	you should have brought some lawn bags out and gave them to him.

04-26-2005, 09:58 PM	#23
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	You should have offered him your OOP4 ID while singing I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

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