Anybody know who this nimrod is???

[Ben E Lou]

This guy has started IM'ing me nearly every day with dumb questions, usually about OOTP. Anyone know who he is?

KLEW1987 (4:31:16 PM): hey
Ben E Lou (4:31:23 PM): yes
KLEW1987 (4:32:01 PM): u good with ootp6
Ben E Lou (4:32:22 PM): sure, why?
KLEW1987 (4:32:27 PM): i need help withs omething
KLEW1987 wants to directly connect (4:32:27 PM).
Ben E Lou (4:32:37 PM): with what?
KLEW1987 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (4:32:38 PM).
KLEW1987 (4:32:42 PM): something
KLEW1987 (4:32:43 PM): ill show u
KLEW1987 (4:32:45 PM): if u connnect
Ben E Lou (4:32:50 PM): just tell me
KLEW1987 wants to directly connect (4:32:53 PM).
KLEW1987 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (4:33:01 PM).
KLEW1987 (4:33:03 PM): ok
KLEW1987 (4:33:21 PM): when i go to "Career Leaders" there are two Ken Griffey Jr.'s under the HR coloum
KLEW1987 (4:33:37 PM): neither of them have an "*"
KLEW1987 (4:33:41 PM): but he is still active
Ben E Lou (4:34:01 PM): i've told you several times now that i don't play with real rosters
Ben E Lou (4:34:11 PM): what part of that is difficult to understand?
KLEW1987 signed off at 4:34:17 PM.

[Franklinnoble]

Druez?

[Cringer]

haha. SD has a stalker......

I had one once, AIM stalkers are odd mofo's.

[Joe]

his name is Kevin Lewis... maybe he's a distant relative? Or the son you never knew you had (or wanted):


http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/boar...14&postcount=4

[Ksyrup]

It's Syndrome!

[sachmo71]

sorry

[Anthony]

i don't know, but i've been trying to contact some guy all week about helping me with OOTP and he acts like an asshole. won't let me direct connect at all so i can show him the problem. fucking dickhead.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i don't know, but i've been trying to contact some guy all week about helping me with OOTP and he acts like an asshole. won't let me direct connect at all so i can show him the problem. fucking dickhead.

That WOULD have been very well-played, except we all know your IM name, King Jackoff777.

[Anthony]

hey - that's King Jackoff77.

and you're still a fucking dickhead.

[Anthony]

btw, the guy has "1987" in him screen name, it could be Shorty.

[Buccaneer]

Curiously, what does playing or not playing with real rosters have anything to do with how Career Leaders are displayed?

I don't IM so don't blame me.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Curiously, what does playing or not playing with real rosters have anything to do with how Career Leaders are displayed?

As far as I know, nothing. However, I figured (correctly, I might add) that he wasn't swift enough to make that connection.

[kcchief19]

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.

Nice find, kc. Looks like this isn't just a run-of-the-mill nimrod, but a world-class one. Great.

[CraigSca]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.

Wow. Based on the above link this guy "leads the league" in annoying dola posts.

I assume he's 18 years old - aren't you allowed to get a job at that age so you can stop begging mom to buy you OOTP?

[Joe]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Wow. Based on the above link this guy "leads the league" in annoying dola posts.

I assume he's 18 years old - aren't you allowed to get a job at that age so you can stop begging mom to buy you OOTP?

now... why would you assume he's 18 years old? from the looks of things, I wouldn't assume he's even 13.

[CraigSca]

Originally Posted by George W Bush

now... why would you assume he's 18 years old? from the looks of things, I wouldn't assume he's even 13.

Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.

[VPI97]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

Now that's comedy.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.

Good call. Just checked his OOTPDev profile. He'll be 18 this summer.

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[Joe]

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.

oh, I thought he had the 1987 because he was just a huge George Michael fan or something.

[Crapshoot]

guys, I suggest doing an OOTP search for DD's famous IM conversations with klew 1986...

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by Crapshoot

guys, I suggest doing an OOTP search for DD's famous IM conversations with klew 1986...

Wow. This guy should be a legend. Just found these over there...

Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Sun Mar 16 23:00:59 2003
KLEW1987: hey
TheDraftDodger: hey
KLEW1987: im the guy who wants the OOTP5 order ID
TheDraftDodger: oh yeah?
KLEW1987: can i have your credit card number or the order ID if you have it
KLEW1987: well
TheDraftDodger: well what?
KLEW1987: can i
TheDraftDodger: can you what?
KLEW1987: can i have your credit card number or the order ID if you have it
TheDraftDodger: why?
KLEW1987: becuz i dont have a credit card, i cant find a job and my mom wont buy it for me
KLEW1987: can i
TheDraftDodger: well, I think I just maxed out my credit card - I was at WalMart today, and they had the new Backstreet Boys DVD and I had to pick it up
KLEW1987: can we try
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again
TheDraftDodger: boy, I don't know, they really tack on those fees if I go over my limit. you know how it is
KLEW1987: please
KLEW1987: ive been searching for somone for the past month
TheDraftDodger: how about if I give you a job. I'll give you $34.95 in August if you mow my lawn all summer
KLEW1987: funny
KLEW1987: please
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again, I swear on the Holy Bible
TheDraftDodger: I'm Jewish
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again i promise
TheDraftDodger: you're not bugging me at all.



Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Fri Mar 21 22:35:32 2003
KLEW1987: hey
TheDraftDodger: hey
KLEW1987: whats up
KLEW1987: so do u h ave OOTP4 or OOTP5
TheDraftDodger: both
KLEW1987: can u send me the files for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: I thought you blocked me?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: really?
KLEW1987: yeah
KLEW1987: so can you send me the OOTP4 files
KLEW1987: or OOTP5
KLEW1987: whichever one u want to send
TheDraftDodger: what files?
KLEW1987: for the game
KLEW1987: becuz im not able to buy them
TheDraftDodger: you mean my ID?
KLEW1987: or that
KLEW1987: could u give me your ID
KLEW1987: for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: I still play OOTP4
KLEW1987: about for OOTP5
TheDraftDodger: I play OOTP5 also
KLEW1987: can i have the one for OOTP4 please
TheDraftDodger: I still play OOTP4
KLEW1987: so
TheDraftDodger: plus, you said the backstreet boys are gay
KLEW1987: im sorry
KLEW1987: i was just really mad
TheDraftDodger: do you like them?
KLEW1987: i like their music but not their looks
TheDraftDodger: are they your favorite band?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: who is?
KLEW1987: but they are up there
KLEW1987: i dont have a favorite band
TheDraftDodger: what's the last song you downloaded?
KLEW1987: i dont remember i got a new computer
TheDraftDodger: did you buy the computer?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: how did you get it?
KLEW1987: my mom gave it to meq
KLEW1987: me*
TheDraftDodger: did she buy it with a credit card?
KLEW1987: if you give me the ID # ill send you 20 dollars in the mail



Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Fri Mar 21 23:36:44 2003
KLEW1987: hey, can i please have the OOTP4 ID
TheDraftDodger: who is this?
KLEW1987: sorry
TheDraftDodger: about what?
KLEW1987: its a game
TheDraftDodger: what sort of game?
KLEW1987: baseball
TheDraftDodger: I've heard of it.
KLEW1987: i just know that the person who usually uses this sn was thinking about giving me the ID becuz my mom wont buy it for me and im only 15 and dont have a credit card
TheDraftDodger: do I know you?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: but I'm supposed to give you some ID, right?
KLEW1987: yeah
KLEW1987: so can i have it
TheDraftDodger: what it is?
KLEW1987: what
TheDraftDodger: (this is not the person who normally uses this computer, so forgive me if I'm a little confused)
KLEW1987: do u know what the Order ID is for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: no
KLEW1987: dang it
KLEW1987: are u the persons friend
TheDraftDodger: yes
KLEW1987: ok
KLEW1987: could u send me the game files
TheDraftDodger: where are they?
KLEW1987: go under program files and find OOTP4 folder
TheDraftDodger: sorry, I'm a computer idiot
*** KLEW1987 wants to directly connect.
KLEW1987: did u find it
TheDraftDodger: no
KLEW1987: go to my computer
KLEW1987: did u do that yet
TheDraftDodger: how do I go to your computer?
KLEW1987: nevermind
KLEW1987: it will take forever to tell u

[Joe]

lol niiiiiiiiice

[Desnudo]

More please

[fantastic flying froggies]

LOL! Just brilliant!

[VPI97]

[John Galt]

I'm getting ready to leave work, but Skydog, if you have time tonight, I would appreciate you IM-ing Klew1987 and posting the results tomorrow. Thanks.

[Franklinnoble]

I ♥ Draft Dodger.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I'm getting ready to leave work, but Skydog, if you have time tonight, I would appreciate you IM-ing Klew1987 and posting the results tomorrow. Thanks.

If I had had ANY idea of this guy's past, I definitely would have let the conversation go much, much longer. I haven't seen this much UIC since I banned mriwillnotacceptabanning.

[Franklinnoble]

I'm tempted to set up a dummy AIM account just to talk with this guy...

[Anthony]

can you give him my screen name, i wanna speak to him too!!! no fair!

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

can you give him my screen name, i wanna speak to him too!!! no fair!

I think a drunk HA IM-ing this dude could shatter the UIC record.

[sterlingice]

Some of those with DD are classic

SI

[terpkristin]

HAHAHA I don't play OOTP and this STILL cracks me up!

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is.

But, the real problem/scary part with him is that three times now he's thought he's gotten his (underage) girlfriend pregnant and has asked me what to do each time (each time my answer is the same, either go to her doctor or Planned Parenthood, followed by looking up the PP office closest to him and getting that number for him). If here were 15, I might understand having to look this all up for him ONCE. But three times, him not ONCE learning what to do or at LEAST using a condom. I tell you, some people should just not procreate...

Ok, back to making fun of Klew1987.

/tk

[CamEdwards]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I think a drunk HA IM-ing this dude could shatter the UIC record.

no kidding. We must find a way to make this happen.

[mhass]

It's things like this that keep me coming back here.

[Desnudo]

Today was a good day.

[korme]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

btw, the guy has "1987" in him screen name, it could be Shorty.

born in 86 beeotch!

[Joe]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

HAHAHA I don't play OOTP and this STILL cracks me up!

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is.

But, the real problem/scary part with him is that three times now he's thought he's gotten his (underage) girlfriend pregnant and has asked me what to do each time (each time my answer is the same, either go to her doctor or Planned Parenthood, followed by looking up the PP office closest to him and getting that number for him). If here were 15, I might understand having to look this all up for him ONCE. But three times, him not ONCE learning what to do or at LEAST using a condom. I tell you, some people should just not procreate...

Ok, back to making fun of Klew1987.

/tk

what is HT?

[Scoobz0202]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

born in 86 beeotch!

Sadly I was born in 87

[Poli]

I feel better already.

[terpkristin]

GWB-
HT = Hattrick

/tk

[sterlingice]

[04.26.2005:17:11] Terptex: hmmm I think skydog should send the KLEW person an executabe that says "dude, get a job" or something when it's run
[04.26.2005:17:12] sterlingice: or some sort of mp3 or movie
[04.26.2005:17:12] sterlingice: maybe the one from caddyshack about the world needing ditch diggers

SI

[Rizon]

I've talked to him before, he's on my buddy list.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

no kidding. We must find a way to make this happen.

We could all mail him a case of beer.

[Draft Dodger]

the funny thing is that was about a year later and he still IMs me.

I haven't done the whole joke routine lately, though. But a couple weeks ago he IMd me, made some small talk, and then asked which roster set I liked the best. I gave him my answer and off he went.
Next day, he IMs me again, made some small talk, and then asked me which roster set I liked the best like the day before never happened.

[Schmidty]

This thread is like reverse-stalking. Or hiding and throwing snowballs at the earmuffs guy in "Something About Mary".

[Crapshoot]

Glad you took up my suggestion...

There are also some PM's I and everyone else have gotten from this kid - quite a character.

[DeToxRox]

This is how I picture a Fish being treated in prison

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by Rizon

I've talked to him before, he's on my buddy list.

translation: Klew is my alias